Can someone please explain Instagram to me? WTF is that? All the pictures I see that say "instagram" just look like regular pictures, maybe with a funky filter on them. No rainbows are shooting out of anyones' butts.
Why is the annual Plague of Flies back? Oh yeah. It's annual. That'll be a fun addition to tonight's pizza gathering.
Why is the NRA trying to get rid of Obama? Has he done ONE thing to threaten anyone's right to own a damn gun?
If something falls off a wall and you heard it but you can't find out where in the house it happened, did it really happen?
Is this a joke? A metaphor? A ghost? A mystery?
Why did I eat Kraft Macaroni and Cheese with tuna and peas for dinner AND breakfast?
Where are those flies coming from?
How is it even possible that I have never watched one minute of TV about the Kardashians? How did I not realize until yesterday when I read an article about it in Esquire that the very famous Olympic athlete, Bruce Jenner, is a part of that family? Do the people who watch those Kardashians even know that at one time, Bruce Jenner was quite possibly the world's greatest athlete? And why does he look sort of like Christopher Walken now?
Did you know that you can swat a fly and it can look dead as hell and then it will revive itself and fly off?
Did you know that chickens love Kraft Macaroni and Cheese with tuna and peas?
The answer to the question how does gay marriage threaten straight marriage? is this: It doesn't. And anyone who says it does is simply a bigoted asshole. That's my opinion, by the way.
And as Charles Barkley said, "I may be wrong but I doubt it." Actually, that was the title of a book he wrote and if he came up with that title all on his own, he is a freaking genius.
Which has nothing to do with gay marriage and neither does the divorce rate.
Why do I forget about the Plague of Flies every year until it happens again?
Are Bill and Hilary Clinton still a couple? I never, ever see any pictures of them together any more. Not that it's my business. I'm just curious. And if they aren't, is that why Hillary looks so damn happy and sure of herself these days?
Why did I get eight hours of sleep and yet feel as if I simply MUST take a nap?
I don't know. But I do. And I can and I think I will. That kitchen floor is mopped, tomatoes are roasting in the oven and every scrap of laundry is done in this house. The garden can wait until tomorrow and screw the blackberries.
In fact, screw everything because I am not in charge of the world and it will continue to revolve if I fall asleep for awhile.
Finally, one more question. Why did they use this picture on Huffpost to illustrate an article entitled "And the worst dressed city in America is..."?
Are they trying to say that wearing overalls is a sign of bad taste and bad dressing?
Oh. Maybe it's the fact that the other lady is wearing a white bra under a black top and her straps are showing.
I'm sure that's it.
Love...Ms. Moon (Who is wearing overalls right this second but whose bra straps are not showing BECAUSE SHE AIN'T WEARING NO STINKING BRA!)