Just Bite Me, Maurice

 

That's what our cornbread looked like last night after it came out of the oven. Well, the air-fryer, toaster oven thing. I love it for baking biscuits and cornbread. It takes about half the time to get things done and it doesn't heat up the kitchen much. And for two people it's really perfect. Although you can't tell, that is a small skillet and that is just enough cornbread for us for two meals. 

I went shopping today. It was sort of interesting. My plan was to go back to Target and get another pair of cargo shorts. 
The end. 
Well, it seems that since the last time I was in Target they have gotten some more interesting clothing and I spent some time looking around. When I finally got to the dressing room, I had an armful of things. A dress, a skirt, a pair of Levi's (!), a plain T-shirt, and a bathing suit. 
Now I cannot begin to tell you when I last spent any time in a dressing room, excluding the last time I was in Target specifically for cargo shorts. So this was an experience. The lighting is of course horrible and the way the mirrors are so cleverly set up you can see both your back and your front which was curiously pleasing. 
I know I'm almost 72 years old and have a lot of what we might call loose parts but just the fact that clothes that fit me look decent on me is sort of thrilling. 
I wasn't even unhappy about the bathing suit. And I bought it because the one I ordered online is not looking like it'll be here before we leave and of course I must have a bathing suit for the lion pool as our landlords live in an adjoining house and I really don't want to cause any mental disturbance in them. We may also go to the beach. I mean- there's plenty of it. I think I would like that. 
So I got the bathing suit, the cargo shorts, the t-shirt, and yes, I bought another pair of Levi's. I sort of can't control myself in that area. 
I just, I just... well, it's been so long since I've felt comfortable in jeans. The jeans I'm buying are not what anyone call even vaguely sexy. I don't have a body like that. But again- I do not care. They are comfortable and well made and have good pockets. 
It is hard to explain to anyone who has not had major body dysphoria their entire life how odd it is to look into a dressing room mirror and not feel shame and self anger at your image. 
I felt neither of those today. Instead, I felt right. I felt normal. And that, my friends, is thrilling. 

And I suppose my Levi's fixation is better than suddenly losing my mind over heroin. 

Speaking of which, I was reading the daily NYT's book review I get online from them and stumbled on news of a new Rolling Stones biography by a well-regarded music journalist named Bob Spitz. 
It is 704 pages long. 
I have already ordered it. I wonder if I will learn anything new. 

I must tell you that I'm pretty excited.

Glen finished planting the fruit trees today. And hey- I walked around in the garden again. 

 

You see that cat there? She just bit me again. I know she likes me, otherwise why would she follow me around like she does? So why, why does she keep biting me?

As Glen and I say about fifty times a day, "That cat is insane."

I'd show you a picture of the wound as it's sort of interesting but I'll spare you. 

Pottery tomorrow. And on Thursday morning I have to go get my blood drawn for the annual physical I'll be getting later on in May. 
This does not bode well for my mental health. 

Anyway...

Love...Ms. Moon

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Another One Of Those Days

Great photo there, correct? 
Well, at least I put up a new header picture. I hated to take the old one down but it's been up there for a long time and we'll be going back to Roseland where I can no doubt get more beautiful Florida pictures. 
And dammit, I just love that camellia photo. We all need a camellia photo right about now, do we not?

The photo above is the burn pile where I dumped a bunch of sago palm fronds I'd pruned and some crocosmia I'd pulled and a few camellia branches and some wisteria vine that also came under attack of my big loppers. That's about the sum total of what I did today. I pretty much ruined my day by trying to create an account with the arts and rec center where I take pottery in order to sign up for summer classes. Today was registration day and I wanted and needed to get that taken care of. 
Here's a shameful confession: Jessie has signed me up for every session since I started taking classes well over a year ago. She's also ordered all my clay. She makes things too easy for me sometimes. 
But today she wasn't going to sign herself up because their family will be leaving for North Carolina here before you know it and so she won't be here until next fall's session begins. And besides that, she worked last night and so was asleep today when registration opened at 12:00. 
She sent me the link to sign up and I tried like hell to create an account but due to several factors including the fact that I technically do not live in Leon County where the classes are held and also due to Old Lady Tech User Error I just could not get it done. 
Finally, at noon, I simply called the office at the rec center and got it all done in approximately two minutes. I'm pretty sure the woman I talked to knew who I was. 
Help me, Jesus. 
Which brings to mind a great Ricky Gervais line which goes like this: 

"What could be more arrogant than praying to the god who wouldn't stop the holocaust for help to find your car keys?"

If my (and Ricky Gervais's) blaspheme disturbs you, what in hell are you doing here? 
And no, I am not in an especially good mood due to my failures on the internet. I swear, I was thinking I'd have to go get August out of school to help me. 

So I feel like I haven't done a damn thing and I'm depressed thinking about how no matter what I do in this yard, it never seems like nearly enough, and to be honest, it isn't. But at least the sago palm outside the porch where I sit isn't made up of yellow fronds which are shouting NEGLECT to me anymore. Just a few green ones. I managed not to slit, slice, or puncture my skin today so that's good. Nor did I encounter any weird or dangerous insects. Maurice kept good watch over me at all times from a safe distance. I am sure that if I did something stupid like cut my finger off she would definitely do something like Lassie always did when Timmy got into trouble on the old farm there. 
"Lassie, what's going on? Is Timmy in the well?"
Yes. I can just see Maurice strolling over, inspecting me and tasting a drop of blood to see what was coming out of my body and then meandering back into the house in hopes that the treat fairy had visited her bowl while she wasn't looking. 

I also managed to clean out the ice bin on the in the door ice maker dispenser which had been clogged up by partially melted ice for weeks, thus making the dispenser part useless. 
The hair dryer was involved. And I feel quite proud. 

So, all in all, it wasn't a wasted day. I got some trimming and weeding done, I "fixed" the ice maker, and I managed to get signed up for pottery. 

Mr. Moon is home from the coast after meeting up with Dee Anne's kids and one grandkid to scatter Dee's ashes in the Gulf. One of the children was actually Dee Ann's stepdaughter and she gave Glen a few pictures that Dee had from the olden days of our kids at beaches at various vacations. Here's one picture I took of a picture.

I have absolutely no memory of Lily and Jessie having matching outfits but there's proof they did. Perhaps that's when Dee Ann's stepdaughter got married and they were in the wedding. That event was at the beach. I believe that must have been it. 
And I am happy to report that Kim is still married to the same fellow. He was there today too. 

Mr. Moon's home and I better go make some supper. I have plenty of leftover snow peas and tofu but although he would eat that and even thank me for it, I think he'd rather have chili. 

Off I go. 

Love...Ms. Moon

 

Sublime To Insane

After our day yesterday of getting some of that sweet, sweet rain, the sky cleared and I noticed that the sunset was one of the fiery ones. It had already started to fade to a softer pastel by the time I was really aware of it but I wanted to catch what I could. I was drawn to the bit of the western sky framed by the church next door and the trees from our yard. The light that comes on in front of the church was already lit and that adds some different lighting which seemed pretty interesting. 
Anyway, I took the picture and there it is. 

And here's what I learned last night: Roasted cabbage is not for us. 
Thank you very much but no. Never again. 
It was a New York Times Cooking recipe and had such things in it as capers, lemon juice, olive oil, garlic. 
All the good stuff. 
But it simply didn't work together in my opinion and I may have done something wrong but the promise of the caramelized cabbage becoming sweet and tender was not fulfilled. It was recommended to roast at 450 degrees for twenty-five to thirty five minutes and after forty-five minutes, my cabbage was becoming charred on the outside leaves and still quite cabbagey in the inside leaves. And I like the taste of cabbage fine but somehow this didn't work at all for us. I ended up throwing the whole mess of leftovers into the compost which is something I almost never do. I should have saved it all and made some cabbage soup of some sort with the remaining wedges but at that point I didn't really want to think about cabbage. 

Mr. Moon worked his butt off today in the back yard planting fruit trees. I went about my business letting him take care of that business. I did check every so often to make sure his body was still in the upright position and it always was. I didn't even realize he'd taken out the last remaining bit of the play set he'd built for the kids years and years ago which was a tower sort of thing. A tree during a storm took out the swings and some other stuff. But he started telling me about how he'd planted some of the trees where the tower had been and I'm like, "Where'd it go?"
"I took it down," he said. 
"How?" I asked. As you know by now, Mr. Moon builds things to be sturdy and to last. 
"With the truck," he said. 
"Oh. Well, that's good," I said. All these years later I'm still thinking, who IS this guy?

I did my walk-about of the garden of course. 

I picked some snow peas. Those vines finally started producing. Not one of the sugar snap seeds germinated which is weird. Snow peas are fine but they can't compare to sugar snaps whose pods are sweet as candy and you can let the peas inside swell and grow to a decent size. They, too, are sweet. So obviously, a superior green pea. 
BUT, one must pick what one has grown and I often reach in one of my pockets to find it full of snow peas I'd forgotten were there. 
Bless cargo shorts. 

That's a few of them in one of my flower bowls. 

Everything else in the garden is looking good and then I gave a quick once-over to the bed beside the kitchen porch to check that out and holy Jesus. I found an amaryllis absolutely covered in the growing-ever-bigger-but-still-children Georgia Thumpers. 

That wasn't a tenth of all the ones on that plant. My god but they are eating machines. They're bigger than anything I want to grab and smush with my hands now so I knocked them all to the ground, thinking I could stomp on them but they ARE grasshoppers and they ARE young and spry and I couldn't stomp a one. They were hopping around like popcorn in a skillet. 
I wonder how their mother tells them apart. 

Mr. Moon is gone for the night. He's near the coast at his friend Alan's house and no, they're not going fishing tomorrow. In this instance, they're doing something sweet and important which is to take the ashes of Glen's sweet sister Dee Ann who died quite awhile ago to gently give to the Gulf, a place Dee Ann loved so much. Alan is kindly lending his boat and his piloting of it and Dee Ann's children are going to be there too. They've been planning on doing this for years and now it is coming to fruition. They're staying at Mexico Beach, which is farther along the coast than St. George and which is where Dee and her husband stayed whenever they got the chance. I believe that Dee Ann's husband's ashes were sprinkled in the Gulf too so it's a romantic notion to think that somehow they'll find each other in the ocean currents. 
Whatever comforts us. 

And now to move on, what do YOU think about last night's assassination attempt at the White House Correspondent's Dinner? When I first heard about it I was struck by how bizarrely it all happened from the fact that the Orange Poop Baby attended the dinner at all which he has never done before and that despite every bit of security it would be assumed possible was at the event and yet some guy with a gun got past security and managed to get off a few shots? And I have not read anything definitive about where the gun was allegedly discharged, whether in the same room where the dinner was going on or in another room or...what? Where?
And then throw in the fact that Secret Service and all those guys (and women) were issuing assurances within a short amount of time that the shooter had been found, subdued, and apprehended and the only injury was to one Secret Service member whose bullet-proof vest, according to Trump, saved his life. The man was treated at a local hospital and then released. Allegedly. 
I have so much to say but I really don't know shit. The things I DO know, like the fact that within two hours, the Orange Poop Baby was holding a press conference at the White House whose main message was that see? The ballroom needs to be built because...security, sounded then and sounds now to be as fake as the man's tan. 

Let me give you this. And thank you, Jeff Tiedrich. 

Security? Give me a fucking break. I just want to say that if this was not a staged event, then the security under Donald Trump is a big fat fucking joke and the fact that we all so calmly received the news that there was another assassination attempt against the president is proof that we have truly jumped the shark, accepted unreality as reality, and all because we, the frogs, have been in this pot of boiling water for so long we can't tell the difference and accept the killing heat as life as usual. 

I remember when Trump decided to bomb Iran and we all knew it was to distract the world from the Epstein files that my biggest fear was that the war-not-a-war would not go well, that it would be hugely unpopular and that another distraction would be called for and that, of course, would not go well either, and then...
One distraction after another, each of them intended to not only distract from the Epstein files but from the latest distraction used to distract. 

Know what I mean? 

I'm going to go cook some tofu and snow peas. 

Love...Ms. Moon

More Pictures And So Forth

 I forgot to post this picture of the loveliest rose bower at the nursery yesterday. I need one of those. 
Badly.

The biggest news from Lloyd today is that we finally got some rain. I doubt it was a quarter of an inch but by golly, that was enough to hang our hats on hope. Of a sort. We even got some thunder rumbles and it was fantastic. The way the dirt smelled after the first little shower was almost enough to knock me out. The birds' songs seem to be more cheerful, the air is a little bit cooler, and already the small amount of grass we have in the back yard looks greener and less crunchy. There's not any more rain in the forecast for at least a week but at least we know the rain function is still capable of working. 

So the news on the floor of the cabin is not good. 
At all. 
The guy's definition of "great" was definitely not the same as Glen's definition of great. If anything, I think he believes it to look as bad or even worse than it did before. I finally saw picture and trust me when I say that it looks nothing like what Glen wanted or described or a tile sample he gave the guy to use as a color guide. 
But, there were no fisticuffs, Glen did pay him, although not as much as had originally been agreed on, and lawyers are not going to be involved.
Let it go...

Glen'll figure out some way to get the floor to a place he can live with but it's going to mean more money and more effort and more time. 
And that's that story. He's rather down but he'll figure things out. He always does. 

I did not do a whole lot today. On my garden stroll I took a few pictures. 

Cucumbers are blooming. So are the volunteer acorn squash. As I keep saying, I think they are acorn squash. 
Guess what else is blooming? 

The rattlesnake beans. Come on, baby! 

The vines are eager and energetic, trying already to reach up to outer space. 

While playing with my new camera I got this picture of a rose with an ant in it. 
And speaking of ants, fuck them very much, I got attacked twice today by fire ants but survived. Thank goodness I'm not allergic or I probably would have died, trying to dial 911 and not having the breath to report my emergency. This is not a joke. I have no idea how many bites I got. The first attack occurred when I was trying to remove some detritus from the compost pile that Mr. Moon had told me was not going to break down. He'd warned me there were many, many ants in the pile but I didn't remember. And I didn't realize I was being attacked until the fire in "fire ants" started flaming on my feet which is how it always happens. They're so tiny you can't feel them until they begin to inject their fiery poison into you at which point you're probably covered in them, which my feet and hands were, although the hands to a lesser degree. 
The second attack came when I was watering the porch plants and decided to rip a raggedy spider plant out of its pot so that I could use the pot for a different plant, only to discover the dirt in the pot was housing an entire colony of the little bastards. This attack may have been even worse. I finally gave up trying to dump the dirt out of the pot and just knocked it off the porch and onto the ground below. I really didn't want to break that particular pot because it's a good one, but at that point I could not have given a fuck. I just wanted Satan's emissaries off my porch. 
The pot did not break. 
And as far as I'm concerned, that spider plant can rot in hell. It's looked shitty for a long time and I guess I know why now. 
And as an update- that plant I put in a pot after digging it up in the kitchen porch bed? It's doing GREAT! 
Of course. 

This is a picture of a pineapple guava flower. The flowers, along with the resulting fruit, are edible. I did not eat this one though, I just took its picture. 

Glen planted a few of the fruit trees when he got home from Lake Seminole or perhaps only one. I'm not sure. He was tired. He got up way early to get there on time and nothing can be as fatiguing as huge disappointment. And of course the way he's planting these trees is THE RIGHT WAY which involves all sorts of hard work. Now me? I'd probably just dig a hole and stick the plant in it and sprinkle it with some fertilizer but he's doing all sorts of things to amend the soil with the composted horse shit and a little bit of organic fertilizer and he makes sure the dirt is all broken up and nice and crumbly to make a welcoming home for the root ball. And then he covers the whole area with pine straw after he gets the tree in the ground and this involves a shovel and post hole diggers and other implements of importance in the process. 

Here's some roses I picked today. 

And finally, Mr. Moon trailered his boat home from the lake because...
A week from Monday we are heading back down to Roseland for a week to stay in the cabana by the pool with the spitting lions and he wants to bring the boat so we can do a little river exploration and he can go fishing at the place he hired a guide to take him on our last trip down. 
Am I excited? 
You bet. 
I ordered a new bathing suit today. I hope it gets here in time. It fucking better. I paid seventeen extra dollars for express delivery. It's a simple black Speedo with no frills or fanciness. 

And one more thing. Today is my Lis's birthday. I called her and she sounds tired. I wonder why?
Well, as she said, someone has been overbooking them. And they've been doing festivals, not only playing but also selling Lis's artwork and having to camp at the festivals and they've been doing a lot of recording in their studio which means that Lis has been making meals for the people being recorded and hostessing them with every bit of southern hospitality in her soul which is a whole lot. 

Here's a picture from ten years ago when Lis was here for her birthday. 

That was August loving his fairy great-godmother and Jessie loving her fairy godmother. 
That was one second ago. 

Happy birthday, my darling Lis!

And I must post this picture of Levon which Jessie just sent.

Vergil had to go shopping today for some business clothes as he is going to DC this week to his company's headquarters and Levon somehow managed to get some new outfits of his own. As Jessie said, he is feeling himself. 

August? Well, he spent the entire time reading the new books they just got at the library. Here he is, doing, as Jessie said, what he does. 

Our boys. Every child different. Every child adored for exactly who they are. 

Love...Ms. Moon

An Unexpected Adventure

I was in the midst of my Friday routine this morning, washing sheets and getting ready to hang them on the line and I thought I might shovel some horse shit and I did a little tour of the garden which I do every day. 
It must be done.
Not for the garden but for me. It's like going to the baby's room and kissing her good morning every day. And when you do this little garden tour every day you can see the progress made from the day before, whether it's seeds sprouting or sprouted seeds getting bigger or blossoms promising vegetables or new peppers appearing or new tomatoes appearing and/or the swelling of tomatoes.
I'm sure I've said this before (and hopefully not last week) that there have been times when I've gotten home after dark from being out of town for a few days when I've gone out to the garden with a flashlight because, well, as I said, it must be done. 
It is my joy. 

So anyway, I was just puttering along and Mr. Moon had fixed my clothesline so that the lines were tauter and the line that had come loose was refastened and he was talking about shoveling horse shit himself and then he said, "Hey. You want to go down to Just Fruits and get some fruit trees? We could stop and get lunch. I've been wanting some fried oysters."
Hmmm.
Did I? 
You know how strictly I try to stick to my routines and it was already past noon and of course I'd have to get the laundry off the line and make up the bed and then make supper. I mean. These things are important. 
To me. 
But after I mentioned all of this I said, "Okay. Let's do it."

So Glen cleared out the back of the 4-Runner so we could put plants in it since the truck has the composted horse manure in it, and I changed clothes. A little bit. A drive to Crawfordville with stops at a place for fried oysters and then a nursery does not require much in the way of wardrobe consideration. Men's cargo shorts were involved.

We didn't know where we wanted to eat. Mr. Moon had suggested one place but I could not bear the florescent light ambiance. So when we passed Ouzts Too on the Crawfordville Highway and saw folks eating outside I said, "I bet you could get some fried oysters at Ouzts." I didn't say Ouzts Too because I don't think of it like that. The original Ouzts was right on the St. Mark's river and flooded during a hurricane many years ago and so the rebuild a few hundred yards away was named Ouzts Too. 
Now Ouzts is a local landmark and has been in business for at least forty years and they cater to bikers and locals and whoever stops by. They have bands outside sometimes and I suppose it can get quite raucous but today it was low-key. There was one table of old gents who looked like they may well have been Viet Nam vets or at least have seen and done things that most of us probably can't imagine, and a table of folks who looked like they were slumming it, which of course we were too, in a way, and a huge table of what seemed to be an office celebration situation. 

I had to take a picture of two of the gents because they were just so emblematic of the sort of customers Ouzts gets. I didn't want to be obvious in taking this picture because that would be rude. So I told Glen that I was going to take his picture but mostly I wanted to get the old dudes behind him. 

They appeared to be drinking their lunch and I have a feeling this may be a daily custom. 

The smell of burning weed came and went during our time there. 
It's a laid-back sorta place. 

It took forever to get our food because of that large table of office mates. I mean- forever. I was ready to leave and go buy a bag of Cheetos at the nearest convenience store. But eventually lunch arrived and it looked so good.

Glen's fried shrimp and oyster basket with onion rings. 

My smoked mullet with potato salad. Which I feel sure came from the deli in the IGA down the road. 

I know that many of you have never had mullet, smoked or otherwise, but it is a delicacy and has sustained the lives of more people than any government ever has. 

This could be the official slogan of what used to be called "The Forgotten Coast" around here. 

Sadly, almost tragically, Glen's oysters and shrimp were way too salty and my mullet tasted of the freezer which is a sin comparable to...well. I can't think of anything that would deserve such disappointment and almost disgust. It didn't even taste smoked which is the very essence of the deliciousness of smoked mullet. There was not enough Tabasco or Crystal hot sauces in the whole restaurant to remedy the situation. 
I gave up and ate my IGA deli potato salad which was delicious and a pack of crackers and that was that. 

Still. We had a good time sitting out in the perfect weather, which it was. 

And then on we went to Just Fruits which is an extremely cool nursery that sells fruit trees suited to living in this area and also, a few exotic plants. 
Glen had a list of fruits he wanted to buy and we did buy some of them. He asked an employee to help us and she was quite helpful although I swear to god, she sounded like Minnie Mouse if Minnie Mouse was a kindergarten teacher. 
I managed to control myself and be kind. 
It was not easy. 
We ended up with a Satsuma tangerine, a Meyers lemon, two pineapple guavas, two different peaches whose names I cannot remember, and, oh, probably something else. Pears! We got pears too!  And fertilizer. For sure we got fertilizer. It was hard to stop there but I kept remembering what a responsibility it is to keep and nurture fruit trees and that's no joke. 
I loved the guys who helped us load the plants in the back of the 4-Runner. One of them was barefoot with long hair caught back with a hair tie, and the other had a few teeth missing and a tattoo of jigsaw pieces on his face and was wearing a Star of David necklace. And other things. 
We had a good chat with them about mulberry trees and cats and that was one of my favorite parts of our little adventure. 

We drove on home and Glen's unloaded our trees. 

He may or may not get started planting them tomorrow in the backyard where we took out the horrible Bradford pears. We are dreaming that it will be our little orchard, our little grove. He may not get that done because he is going up to the cabin tomorrow to look at the floor which the floor guy proclaims, "Looks great!" 

Ooh boy. 

I sure hope so. 

Happy Friday, y'all. 

Love...Ms. Moon

In Which I Speak Of Literal Horseshit

Heading south on Main Street, Lloyd, FL

I decided to take a little walk this morning which is something I have not done in forever. But for some reason, it was easy to put my shoes on and head out. I walked west on Old Lloyd Road, first, my old route that takes me past Harvey's, up to the county line. Everything felt fine but I turned around at about the half mile mark because I wanted to walk down Main Street too, but I didn't want to push my milage because I'm so out of walking-shape. 
Before I turned around though, I took these pictures of what is a fairly common roadside flowering plant here. 

I'm not sure I'd ever done on ID on it before but I did one today and it is called Rattlebox and upon looking it up, I see that it is considered a toxic weed which is...very invasive. 
One of the few invasive plants around here that I haven't seen in my yard. 
Yet. 
The flowers are a bit strange and a bit lovely, aren't they? I see them in other places on my usual route and they stand out with their deep orange color. 

Nothing on Main Street seems to have changed much since I last walked down it. The fally-down house is still in the process of falling down. Abraham's yard is still as tidy as a clean quilt on a freshly made bed. The same ancient oaks are still there, the old store that was restored with funds from some sort of historical society something-something still lies empty, the yard around it overgrown. 

Lloyd. 

The My Gypsy Soul Boutique has changed though, in that I am thinking it may never open again. The banner that was stuck in front of it advertising lottery ticket sales is gone and I think that might have been the last hurrah. The "local" art didn't work, the vaguely bohemian jewelry and clothing didn't work, the tarot reading didn't work, the selling of CBD and other smoke-related things didn't work. 
I am mostly shocked that it stayed open for so as long as it did.

The rest of my day after the little walk was mostly spent outside. Glen planted a few rows of white acre peas and zipper peas and offered me the opportunity to plant one more row of white acres. I took him up on that offer. He'd already laid out the row so it was mostly a matter of just poking little holes in the ground with my finger, dropping a pea in each one, covering them up and giving them a nice little pat. 

I gave my gardenia bush another once over. Look who I found lurking in the branches. 

One of our pretty little green anoles. I adore their eye shadow. I love the way this one's tiny front leg looks like an arm, casually draped over the back of a chair or someone's shoulders. This isn't a great picture but the little one knew I was there and I didn't dare get any closer for fear of it taking off for a safer hiding place. 

My first zinnia bloom.

Of course this one is on a volunteer plant, growing up from a plant reseeded from last year. The ones I did plant a few weeks ago are coming up nicely but it'll be awhile and I stupidly planted them in rows which is simply ridiculous and an insult to the entire zinnia empire which wants to be a scattered thing. I have no idea what I was thinking. 
Perhaps I was channeling Mr. Moon and his desire to see only straight lines in the garden. 

Now. Speaking of Mr. Moon and the garden, he's been talking for awhile about driving the truck down to a local horse farm and getting some free composted horse shit and today he did it. 
He asked me if I wanted to come help him shovel it into the truck and I said, "No. I do not." 
I have become quite blunt here in my later years. 
And that's fine. I don't have to shovel horse shit but there's a little story behind a time when I did which was that when Glen first came into my life, he immediately wanted to be my knight in shining armor and provide whatever it was I needed. 
Like, the first thing he did was to build a fence around my backyard which I do not think we need to delve too deeply in as to the symbolic meaning there. 
It was a beautiful fence. 
But I had a little garden in that back yard and he found out where he could get some horse shit and both of us, along with Hank and May who were quite young then, drove out to Jefferson County and filled the truck bed. At that time, I was pretty darn young and spry and I honestly believe that one of the main things Glen Moon first loved about me was the fact that I would shovel horse shit into the truck bed and would shovel it out of the truck bed and onto the garden. 
We always joke that it was that and my biscuits which charmed him so.
I will add that there were other attributes I had which he also admired but we have no need to discuss those. 

And so today, after I told Glen quite plainly that no, I did not want to shovel horse shit into the truck bed nor was I going to do it, I added that I could possibly help shovel it out of the truck bed and onto the garden. 

And here's what he came home with.

Do you see how helpfully he's got it all so close to the tailgate so that it will be easier to get from the truck to the garden? 
He's so thoughtful like that. 
It's not enough that I make biscuits every Sunday morning? 

Meanwhile, I did some more weeding in the hydrangea bed and did a few other outside-related things and then...

I mopped that kitchen. 
Twice. 
Mission accomplished! 

Here are a few more orchid bloom pictures. For some bizarre reason (I am thinking demonic possession) that little neglected orchid plant is blooming like it's getting paid. 

Will wonders never cease? 
Probably not.

Love...Ms. Moon

 

Well, Hell And So It Goes

If you are especially observant (and no one needs to be that observant), you may notice that this hibiscus-to-be is not the one I had drying from last week to hopefully go into the kiln this week. 
Sigh.
That hibiscus looked like this.

And THAT hibiscus which was the single most thing I've made in pottery ever that I felt truly, truly satisfied with and excited about. 

So of course I broke it this morning. 

I picked it up incorrectly by one of the petals and that was that. It fell apart totally and completely. I understand now that when clay gets to what they call bone dry, a stage of hardness before it goes into the kiln, it shatters like that. 
So I sure as shit learned a lesson and I shouldn't have picked it up like that anyway. 
But. What can one do? 
I started another one. I am not nearly as happy with it as I was with the first one. When I was making that one, I felt as if my hands had a mind of their own somehow. This time I felt awkward and incompetent. Everyone kept saying, "This one will be easier because you already made one," but it wasn't. 
I have finishing to do on it, including making the filament and related sexy parts. And then it will have to go into the kiln and if I'm lucky it'll only take a week to get it fired and then I'll glaze paint it and it will be fired again...
And so forth. 

Sigh. 

But you know- it was not the end of the world. It didn't even register in the "bad things that can happen" category. It was just a thing made out of clay and no one will go hungry or be injured because it broke. 
And I still enjoyed class a lot. It was another class where everyone concentrated on their projects but we chatted a lot, too. We laughed and we hugged. Lizzie was back from her journey and her gentleman caller stepped in to say hello. We all get a little tittery when he comes in. He's so handsome. 
Jessie is working on some amazing things and why I didn't get a picture of them is beyond me. I just sort of forget. Another class member is working on a beautiful vase and Lizzie is making the most precious little whippet dogs. And today there was an airedale, too. She has whippets and adores them although I'm not sure about who has the airedale. Gentleman caller? I know their first real meet-up was at the dog park. 
Our Shelly in the class went to a festival this weekend and we were all excited to hear about that. She is making exquisite bowls. And there is another woman in our class who also makes beautiful bowls. She is starting to struggle with memory but she has no problem remembering how to sit at the wheel and throw a bowl. 

After class, Jessie and I went to the Mediterranean restaurant which is always good and Lily, Lauren, and Gibson came in to sit with us and visit. They'd just had a big brunch so were not hungry. Gibson was out of school because he needed to get an ID today. The official kind that you get at the driver's license place. 

And the reason? Now that he is fourteen, he has gotten a job at Publix. He will start out as a bagger, as everyone seems to do. He is so excited. In his Gibson way, which is quiet but very smiley. He is one of those people who KNOW stuff. Like, facts. Like facts about presidents and scientific things and, oh hell, I don't know. But he does. He was explaining the presidency of John Quincy Adams to us today and all of us were rather astounded. He was so much more educated on how our government works than any of us adults that we were sort of ashamed. And then he told us about a duel that Andrew Jackson was in wherein he cheated and killed the other guy. 
We were not surprised about that.
As I said to my grandson, "He was a son of a bitch." 
I felt fairly sure of my facts in that statement. 

And so it went. I stopped by Costco on my way home for avocados and cherry tomatoes and a few other necessities including some face cream which is absolutely going to erase years from my skin. 
It will be a miracle! 
Of course I don't believe that but what the heck? You gotta put something on your face before you go to bed. A girl needs something fun like new face moisturizer now and then. 
Am I right? 

Glen's been having a time of it and I haven't even discussed the tooth that caused him pain all weekend and probably a lot longer than that. He does not bitch about pain so if he even mentions it, I know it must be pretty bad. He hasn't had a regular dentist in quite awhile so I sent him to my dentist, the young and lovely Dr. Jones who took over my old, longtime dentist's practice when he retired, and he liked her fine and today she pulled the tooth that hurt and so that was a relief. He is now on a journey to take better care of his teeth and I am very proud of him. He spent so much time in a dentist's chair as a child and in college that he has avoided dentists as much as possible but it's time to man-up and get this done. 
He decided that what he needed after the extraction was a little water therapy and so he is out on the St. Marks river, fishing for bass and loving his life. 
Here are two videos he sent me which absolutely belong in the OMGitswicks category of Only in Florida.

And this one has manatees in it. 

So I guess he's had about the perfect day. 
Well, except for having to get a tooth pulled. 

He just got home so I guess I'll go heat him up some soft food. 

And by the way- I did not get the kitchen mopped AGAIN! 
Tomorrow. I swear. Tomorrow. 

Love...Ms. Moon

And yet another P.S. 

The link to the video of the Oprah episode Hank was on can be found HERE. 

Oh my heart. 

Thank you, Anonymous. So much.