Since I swept the porch yesterday I decided I should take a picture of it. I haven't been the best plant mama in the past few years, mostly just trying to keep all the plants alive. Some of them are flourishing, despite my benevolent neglect, but not all. As I noted yesterday, the correct light has so much to do with the growth and wellbeing of plants.
The porch faces north and runs east and west so that end is the west end and it gets the most light. I try to cram as many light-loving plants there as possible. Of course, some of my plants aren't especially thrilled to be in sunny spots for long periods of time. And some just do not seem to care. They all get watered once a week, no exceptions for actual water requirements. And perhaps once a year they get a pretty good shake or two of fertilizer.
The hard part is bringing them in for winter which you know if you've been reading here for a year, at least. I've reached the point where I just want to cover them up as best I can and that seems to work pretty well. The smaller, more tender plants which Glen and I can easily handle overwinter inside though. Glen can definitely still move even the biggest plants with his dolly but I just hate that whole process.
And I've discovered over the years, that even a plant that looks to be as dead as your great aunt Agnes lying in her coffin with her white-gloved hands crossed over her bosom, may indeed come back if I'm just patient enough to give it the chance. I cut off all the dead parts, keep watering it, and hope for the best.
I met Ms. Jessie today at the TJ Maxx. She wanted to look at picture frames in which to put a family photo in for her new office.
She has an office! Okay, she has to share it with four other lactation consultants but there are only two on shift at a time. This is pretty darn huge.
A space of her own.
I have to tell you that I'm really proud of her for taking this leap into a whole new realm of nursing. That's one of the very cool things about nursing, I think. You can spend years on the cardiac floor and then decide, eh, I think I'll check out the ER for awhile. Or pediatrics, neurology, oncology, surgical, L&D, or psychiatric/mental health nursing. Of course you have to receive training for each different position you move into but every move is an opportunity to learn new things, to do new things and in doing so, you may find a niche where you truly feel you fit. My friend Terry from nursing school went into hospice nursing, which is what our blog community's beloved John Gray does. I can't imagine having a better nurse to help me through to the end of my life than either of those people.
And there's always the possibility of going back to school and becoming a Certified Nurse Practitioner and as we all know, these people are now firmly a part of the health care system.
I have no idea why I wrote all of that. My entire nursing career mostly consisted of assisting midwives at a birth center. I'm not saying this isn't an important role to take on but I am saying that beyond that- well, let's just say I went to nursing school to begin with to either become a certified nurse midwife or to simply be able to support myself and my two children. I hate hospitals, almost all things medical send my blood pressure into the mesosphere, and one more reason I view Mr. Moon as my knight in shining armor is that he immediately took over the whole support thing and also was my partner in creating Lily Rose Moon and then Jessie Gibson Moon, and that was that.
I did work at the Birth Center for many of those years.
But all-in-all, I'm glad I went to nursing school. I learned a hell of a lot, some of it about nursing, some of it about other things. I was able to use the knowledge and skills I had acquired when I took care of various people with problems ranging from cancer to a gunshot wound to domestic violence, to my own daughter who was in a terrible accident involving a vehicle as she was walking.
I don't want to talk about that.
I can't believe I did all of that. I really can't.
You can bet it wouldn't happen now.
So yes. Jessie and I met at T.J. Maxx where she did not find a picture frame but we perused the many aisles of clothes and shoes and kitchen wares and bed linens and make-up and fancy soaps and hair accessories and oh hell. I don't know.
We looked at the jewelry and I looked at the purses.
Let me just say that this is a HORRIBLE year for purses. There was not one purse among the hundred or so they had that I had even the slightest interest in. I do not want a purse that has Mickey Mouse on it. I do not want a purse that has anyone's name on it, I do not want a purse made of whatever that shit is that makes stuffed animals and throw blankets incredibly and unnaturally soft. Fluffy purses that scream, "I need to bring my emotional support and comfort toy with me wherever I go!"
So that was very disappointing.
I did end up buying a citrus juice squeezer, a clever-looking device called a "pocket vac" which both sucks and blows (I'm sorry, I had to and besides, it does) and a thirteen dollar bottle filled with the promise of the miraculous effect its Vitamin C 13, Super Vitamin E, along with Hyaluronic Acid will have on my old, age-spotted, wrinkled face.
It came with an eyedropper. You know it's bona fide.
Look. Girls just wanna have fun.
Here's a card I got today from Lorie, the very nicest person in the world.
You can trust me on this- that is true.
Love...Ms. Moon




























