Thursday, June 7, 2012

Jesus Wept

Ever wonder what happened to our beloved and beautiful Maggie (Janine Turner) from Northern Exposure?
Check it out.
And I swear to you- this is NOT a joke. She is serious, folks.

I've seen everything now.


  1. Oh God help us all! This is so sad. I used to love her in Northern Exposure.

  2. Holy shit. Her lips grew, too, along with her spirituality.

    I don't even think I can say the word "Christoga" without throwing up a little in my mouth.

  3. Christ on a cracker...what next?
    I'm flamboozeled...

  4. You can make a lot of words out of christoga while waiting for the kettle to boil.

    goat hair hat, shirt, rag, a toga.
    got grits, chia, roast coca.
    so sit, hag. gothic shag chair.
    chat. or trash, crash,
    shit-- go riot.

  5. She is a damn good actress. That's all I can say.

  6. I was proselytized by my trainer this morning. I can't stomach any more today.

  7. Meh.....As long as Chris In The Morning is doing voiceovers for Applebees, I will still be OK.

  8. No words to say- speechless!!!!!!!!!!!111

  9. WOWSIE... I liked her better in the moose place. For sure. Honestly, do they really believe this crap?
    And Northern Exposure, sigh... One of my all time favs together with 30-something. Loved Chris in the morning. And Ed. And Joel. And Shelly. And Maurice. And the Moose. I need to check out iTunes...

  10. Maurice Minnefield! Ed. Joel.

    All I can say to the clip is WTF?

  11. Well, i'm a Christian, and i do YOGA. That's it. My instructor is a Methodist, and she does YOGA.

    This is getting to be too much.

  12. Well, I've heard of faith-based weight loss programs. Maybe you pray you'll lose weight. But who doesn't do that already - especially right before you step on the scale?

  13. Dear Ms. Moon,
    As a relatively new reader, I have been reading old posts. I absolutely love you and your sassy style!
    I also just watched "Faceless". Have you read the poem, "We Wear the Mask" by Paul Lawrence Dunbar? He wrote it in the late 1800's because he felt that Black Americans had to hide their true feelings in order to survive. The video made me think about that.
    And lastly, isn't being a Grandma just the most wonderful thing in the world?
    (I know this has nothing to do with your post, but I'm thinking/hoping that's OK.)

  14. Rubye Jack- The hair, the lips, the cross jewelry. Jesus.


    Akannie- Who the hell knows?

    A- You have a talent!

    Maggie May- I'm starting to wonder about that good acting thing after watching this.

    Syd- That is SO inappropriate.

    Omgrrrl- Well, I guess all these people have to make a living somehow. I hear that John Corbett has gotten pretty conservative too.

    Ajax- And in the Christoga they have changed all the names of the poses to Christian names.

    Janzi- It's...sort of horrifying.

    Photocat- It was TV art. In my opinion. God, I loved that show.

    Pamela- Dear, dear Holling.

    Messymimi- Can you say $$$$?

    Shugsie- Anything you do is better than fine with me. Yes, I have read that poem. I'm sure that Freddy (the director/writer) hasn't, though. Yes, similar theme for sure. I'm glad you like my writing. And YES! being a grandmother is the very, very best. Now- when are you going to start writing?

  15. Gobsmacked. Totally absolutely gobsmacked.


    Susan is gobsmacked too I'm sure...

    I guess even Jesus likes tight quads.

  16. I did - BUT I'm quite nervous about it! Shug's Soliloqiues. I have miles to go before I catch up with you seasoned bloggers. It's scary to put yourself out there in Blogland. Guess you gotta start somewhere, though.

  17. Oops - Shug's Soliloquies - I'm even more nervous than I thought!

  18. Ms. Fleur- I know. (Sob.)

    Shugsie- I've got you over there on the sidebar! Yay!

  19. christoga?! that is so wrong in so many ways.

  20. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    That is so effing funny, I fell off the couch laughing.

    No really.

    XXX Beth

  21. It's meant to be funny, right? Right? RIGHT?

  22. And I remember when she was the only Miss Chinquapin Parish to be caught with her tinsel down around her knees....


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