1. I just saw a totally giant rat on the back porch. I threw an Esquire Magazine at it. It ran out the dog door. It barely fit through.
2. I NEED a gay man-friend desperately.
3. Why is there no chocolate in this house? For god's SAKE!!!! Why is there no chocolate in this house????!!!!!
4. Yes. Mr. Moon is out of town. Why do you ask?