Where is my pink cashmere sweater?
Where is my Knitting For Dummies book?
Why do I look so stupid today?
Why AM I so stupid today?
Did we really get frost last night? The beans and cucumbers seem to think we did.
Why is it so far from my laundry room to where I keep my clothes?
Why have my hens completely quit laying eggs?
Why can't I just go lay down on the couch like a normal sick person instead of wandering around the house, trying to figure out what I'm doing?
And why, why WHY is everything on every fucking one of the ten thousand channels on the TV such crap?
Is tequila with Ibuprofen a reasonable substitution for NyQuil?