I have had a container of frozen SoupMan soup in my freezer for a few months now. I bought it in case Kathleen was ever here and wanted something tasty and quick and easy to eat.
But I motherfucking ate it myself today.
I did not even look at the damn nutrition label either. I am sick, Motherfuckers! and I can eat whatever I fucking want and I am not worrying about fucking fat grams.
It was not the best motherfucking soup I ever ate but it wasn't the worst either.
Now. If you want to read a REALLY good post, written by the genuine Ms. Bastard-Beloved, go here.
I don't care how motherfucking sick you are, you will laugh.
P.S. I'm sorry Kathleen. I will make you more soup. I promise.