Wednesday, September 17, 2014

What Grandmothers Do


Take pictures of their grandsons in Marshall's, lying on the furniture.


Take pictures of themselves trying on camo-print stilettos with zippers up the back at Pay Less while their daughter buys their grandsons new flip-flops. 

And then send them to their husband. 

It's been a good day. 

16 comments:

  1. Wowza! I bet Mr Moon got some ideas when that photo arrived of you in those shoes!

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  2. Whoa. Can you actually walk in those things? They're awesome.

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  3. If you can walk in those shoes without breaking something (I would break all my bones and anything breakable within 5 feet) I say get them and do a dance for Mr. Moon!

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  4. Did you twerk, too?

    Too much? Hmmm.

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  5. You mean everyone over the age of 60 doesn't really wear corrective shoes and carry their own tea bag?
    Thank you from Grandmas everywhere.

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  6. Those are some pretty wicked "Fuck me" shoes!! Lol!
    Again, I'm throwing curse words around but that IS what I call those shoes!

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  7. They'd look great with your overalls;O)

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  8. Jesus Christ! I bet Mr Moon LOVED that! I think you should have taken them home to surprise him. Gorgeous!!

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  9. Oh. My. Dan would have loved a picture of me in shoes like that.

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  10. Angella- He did like those pictures. He joked today saying, "Go get those shoes and a camo nighty." I said, "Darling, I could never get in the mood wearing a camo nightie." He said, "Well god. Don't get one then."

    Bob- Sort of. Yes. I have no idea how I do it.
    I would not try with a martini in me though.

    Big Mamabird- My feet and ankles look great, right?

    ditchingthedog- He'd love that. He can dream.

    Elizabeth- Right?

    gradydoctor- No. I leave the twerking to Jessie.

    Steve Reed- They were actually not the least comfortable shoes I've ever had on my feet.

    Marty Damon- I probably SHOULD be wearing corrective shoes. And I'm far more apt to carry a flask than a tea bag.

    heartinhand- They ARE fuckme shoes. Especially if a hunter's involved. Ha!

    Yobobe- I'm thinking...

    Jo- I'd be too worried I was tearing up the wood floors.

    Denise- And that makes me think I should have bought them. Love you.

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  11. How did I miss this? You have great feet :)

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  12. Stephanie- If you don't see all the callouses, cracks, and ingrained dirt. But beyond all of that, my feet are lovely!

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