Painting by German Rubio
Yes, they were a great entertainment for me last night!
OMG, so funny my cheeks ache!Here's one - I was getting a crown put on a front tooth (fell down ice skating, ouch!) Had a temporary on and was on a dinner date with a good looking guy I had just met. The conversation got lively and I accidentally spit my temporary right into his lap. He jumped up startled and the tooth went flying again. Both of us had to get down on our knees in the middle of a fancy restaurant and search for my tooth while laughing so hard we could barely see. I never saw him again.
At my last job I was asked to show a man in the IT dept. how we did something, what I forget what now. but I was at his desk and he was observing what I was doing. I was typing along like normal and I always had something to drink next me at MY desk, needless to say I took a big drink of his coke. He said "just make yourself at home". I laughed until I cried the rest of the day. Gail
So funny , people are funny .
I fogged my glasses up I was laughing so hard. My husband kept telling me to breathe. Thanks!
I love them. She is quite the phenomenon! I read her blog back in the early days and have always loved it. I might get that new book -- or maybe download to listen to -- I imagine it's hysterical.
OH MY GAWD! My hubby and the dog went to bed a few minutes ago and I was laughing so hard they both came into the living room wondering what was going on! My favorite was the person ordering fast food at the trash can. I need to go back and read them again (when hubby and dog are sound asleep!).
Thanks for the link - it's always good to be reminded that we are not alone in our gaffes!!
Big Mamabird- I am embarrassed at how much time I spent reading those.liv- Sounds like a great date! Wonder why you never saw him again? Gail- Ha! "Make yourself at home." Fantastic!Leisha- As Jimmy Buffett said, "We are deeply flawed individuals."The Bug- I know. I got on one of those rolls too. Could not stop laughing.Elizabeth- I've hardly read anything of hers. But a good laugh is a valuable thing. Catrina- They shouldn't make those trash cans so fancy!Jenny_o- Right? I feel so much better about myself.
Why I never saw him again? I found out he was married.....scoundrels !!
liv- Oh damn. That's a very good reason.
Oh, I sat in the car today while I had ten minutes to spare at the school, and read them, and laughed out loud. Did you share them on facebook today? If so, thanks so much, it was lovely!
Tell me, sweeties. Tell me what you think.