Oh dear Christ on a crutch. Oh dear heaven in a hammock. Oh dear god in a girdle. Oh dear Lord in a Lincoln. Oh dear Jesus in a Jeep.
Or something like that.
Hey! Happy Sunday. Pancakes today: blueberry, banana, pecan.
Plans afoot to get the big boat out on the water. This entails many transportational issues due to the fact that we have a thousand children and forty-thousand grandchildren.
"Why did we have so many children?" I ask my husband as I lay out the strips of bacon in the pan.
"Heh-heh," he says as he goes outside to start getting the boat ready.
I had thought that today was going to be about gardening and maybe a little fooling around later on. Oh well.
Mr. Moon is going to take the cast net in case we run into some mullet.
It's going to be a fun day.