1. My day, as fascinating as it was to me (I BOUGHT A NEW DISH DRAINER! I KNOW! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!), is really not that interesting.
2. I would order a bathing suit online. Not just any bathing suit. I got to thinking about a bathing suit I owned and loved once. It looked like this:
I wore that thing until the elastic was a long-lost dream. It was made by the Esther Williams bathing suit company. So I looked them up and there they were and you can still buy the suit and I ordered one in black. I should have gotten red again.
Anyway, there you go.
It's been a good day. And I've sort of been wanting to share this because it blew my mind.
I have no words.
Which is probably a good thing.