Monday, September 14, 2020

Wonders, Weeds, and Glory


I got most of the garden cleared out and ready for the fall garden today. Circumstances pushed me into the activity and I'm glad. The pest control guy came to spray for fleas and so I had to get out of the house and after wondering what in hell I was going to do for a few hours and where I could possibly go, I decided to just put my overalls on and get out there and pull weeds. It was overcast and not killer hot so although I got sweaty and filthy, it wasn't torturous. I listened to an audio book and the time passed quickly and the job is mostly done. I did not pull those zinnias you see there despite the fact that they really do not have a lot of life left in them and I didn't pull the field peas because they're still blooming and making peas. Some of the chickens flew into the garden and helped me by scratching up the dirt I'd just pulled weeds from and eating whatever it is they eat out there. And some of them helped by entertaining me from outside the fence. 



My house still smells of pyrethrin which is the pesticide the guy used. It's not exactly natural but it is made from the flowers of chrysanthemums and it's what they use in lice shampoo (ask me how I know this) and dog and cat flea soaps. So. It's not great but it's probably not going to kill us while hopefully, it kills the fleas. My husband has been getting eaten up by the little fuckers while I pass through the house unmolested. They just don't care for my blood. But he has been tormented and I'll be glad when he's not constantly finding fleas on his legs and arms and saying, "I'm just so tired of itching."

I did a bunch of other stuff today too but all of it so boring that I'm not even moved to talk about it. I will tell you that last night I googled "Kim Kardashian's Ass" because although I have never knowingly watched one minute of the reality show she and her family are on, I have not been shielded entirely from seeing pictures of her bottom online and it is a wonder of nature. 
Okay. Probably not nature. 
But good GOD! 



I am fascinated. 
And I admit it.
YOU GO, GIRL! 

That's all I have to say today. 
Except that here's a picture of the fans Lily bought me at the Country Dollar Store. 



Yes. They are on my stove. The light's good there and the burners served beautifully to hold them up and open. The pictures does not do the glittery and splendid glory of them justice. I can imagine having an entire wall decorated with Dollar Store fans. 
This could happen. 

And oh! My neck is almost completely fine again. I have no idea what that was about. 
I know so very little. I understand even less.

Love...Ms. Moon


22 comments:

  1. good god! that ass.....sorry, mine isn't perfect (who's is?) but I do not personally find that attractive or enticing at all and I'm not one to ignore a good ass when I see one (whether male or female) Never watched one minute of that show and never will. I would much rather see your beautiful fans (yes, by all means do a whole wall in those)....and watch your weeds grow, or disappear....whatever the season!
    Susan M

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    1. Some things are just so interesting to me. Obviously, extremely large butts are one of them. Even rather unnatural ones. I am fascinated by what people will do for their perception of beauty. I think it's sort of wild.

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  2. Your stove burner pans are beautiously black! Mine are in the diswasher, praying to be black again.
    You have a gas stove! Maybe propane, but even so. I hate electric stoves.
    I have never seen Kim Kardashian's back side, nekkid. I wonder if I've even heard it alluded to. Certainly is generous, as my mother would say.

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    1. Oh yes. Of course I have a gas stove. I want to see that flame, baby!
      Generous, indeed! Whether it was god or the doctor, that is one generous bum!

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  3. So glad you no longer have a pain in the neck, got the garden prepped, hopefully killed the fleas and got to show us your pretty fans. No comment about the other thing. Sweet dreams.

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  4. Flea advice if you want: get the yard sprayed with nematodes. They eat the flea larvae and will keep the cats from bringing more fleas back in the house. I did that a decade ago and have not hat a problem since. Now is the time to do it while the ones in the house are dead.

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    1. I looked that up. I was skeptical because I have only ever known nematodes to be radically harmful to garden plants and fruit trees but I see there are beneficial ones too. The problem is, we'd need a crop duster to spray this yard. Plus- Florida fleas. Not sure if they'd work for us.

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  5. I've never seen the Kardashian's TV show and probably never will but I like Joanne's description of Kim's butt - generous. Yes, it is that.

    I'm glad to hear your neck is better. You know stress can cause neck pain. But whatever the cause, I'm happy for you that it is better!

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    1. I'd thought about the stress angle.
      I sort of wanted to tell Mr. Moon that he was a pain in my neck but it wasn't true so I didn't.

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  6. good job, not breaking you neck!! I mean that! That is a whale of a garden, you could feed the town! And that is a whale of a lot of injected whatever in that girl. WHY? Looks like stumpy legs growing there, weird beauty. Steatopygia is a natural thing , for carrying youngins and collections of bundles of branches, a shelf on which to carry stuff, but I doubt that Kim K carries anything more than credit card.

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    1. I'd never heard of steatopygia and had to google it. I have seen pictures of Kim K carrying her children. So I guess it does happen. If you goggle it, you can find pictures of her online with what appears to be a champagne glass balanced on her ass.

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  7. Yowza. Joanne is all too correct about KK derriere--generous, indeed. (Nicely done, Joanne.)

    Good news that the neck pain has moved on. As for pyrethrin, I am allergic to it (then again, I am also allergic to some meds used to treat allergies--go figure), so can't be around the stuff. But certainly sympathize with Mr Moon and hope it does the trick so he may go itch free.

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    1. Joanne did nicely describe that ass.
      And the fleas seem to be much decreased. So, YAY!

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  8. omg, her ass is wider than her shoulders! I have never seen that show and could not care less about reality shows about rich people.

    I have some pretty little paper fans I've picked up here and there, one I keep by my computer and it is put into constant use.

    I'm aiming for spring for a new garden.

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    1. Yeah. Wider than her shoulders. I suppose her husband is quite fond of that ass. Ice T's wife (I forget her name) has an amazing ass as well. I'm prejudiced towards her (in the positive way) because she nursed their baby for a very long time. I approve of that.
      I love fans. I keep one in my car, one in my purse, and several in the house.
      When you feel like gardening, you will DO IT!

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  9. LOL -- I must admit I never, ever expected to see a picture of Kim Kardashian's ass on your blog! Keeping us all in a state of constant surprise, right?! I have never been interested in the Kardashians and their extended Jenner clan. Good for you for getting out there and tackling the garden. I hope for Mr. Moon's sake that flea spray works!

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    1. Oh, come on, Steve! I've posted pictures of Jennifer Lopez's ass and also pictures of side boob. I'm a multi-layered blogger! Life isn't all gardens and fleas, you know!
      And yes, the fleas seem much better.

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  10. I had the misfortune to see about 30 seconds of the Kardashian's KUWTK show once - talk about vacuous! And that ass, while not natural anyway, has been photographed (but not photoshopped) and the picture was published. It looks nothing like the above picture - all cheese curdy looking cellulite. Not sure why anyone would think that was attractive!

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    1. Really? She has cellulite? Dang. I guess she is human.

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    2. Cellulite is just what fat does under skin. It's kind of a cosmetic industry money spinner.

      I wish we didn't feel the need to hate on women so automatically.

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    3. I don't hate on women 'cos God knows I'm no oil painting, but I do hate all the photoshopping that so many do that make we "normals" think we're inadequate or not enough in some way. In the end, for me it doesn't matter, but I for young girls I think it's important for them to realize that what they see really isn't what they really look like!

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