Saturday, March 23, 2013

Oh My Dear!




As you can see, Owen got a haircut today. I have no idea how he was persuaded (did ice cream and candy have anything to do with it?) but I do know that Boppy and he went to lunch and then for a haircut. Lily sent me that picture and I texted her back, "Oh my dear!" which is something Owen frequently says these days and I don't know where he got that but it just charms me to my toes when he says it. He reminds me of a dowager aunt when he says it and I do an aural double-take every time to make sure that yes, my three-year-old grandson really did just say Oh my dear. 

So. Oh my dear! My grandson is no longer a rockstar but a regular young man who went with his grandfather for a haircut and I am proud of them both. It is good to experiment with hair and it is good to be allowed to be able to decide for oneself how long one's own personal hair should be. My own hair, for instance, is ridiculously long these days for a woman of fifty-eight. I believe I am just so grateful to still be able to grow hair that I am feeling as if I should not cut it, no matter what "they" say about old women with long hair. It is my own hair and I can do with it what I want. I loved Owen's long hair but I will love being able to see his pretty brown eyes.

I did go to town today. I timed it well, completely by accident, to go out into the plant nursery and collect a wagon full of various plants. Some flowers, a few herbs, and some vegetables for the garden. Also a few seeds and I am just now wondering where I put those seeds. The plants are still in the back of the car because it is pouring. I mean POURING. I hope the chickens do not drown as this is what we might possibly call a toad strangler. I also went to the grocery store AND to Costco, which was so packed that the only sampler not swamped with lines was the one for the Greek yogurt and I eat that practically every day of my life and so I did not need nor even want to sample it but I still regret not waiting for a bite of the carrot cake with cream cheese frosting.
All for the best, I imagine. All for the best.

But now I am back in Lloyd and cozy. The bread has indeed risen and I will bake it soon. When I went by the post office on my way out, I noticed a sign put up for a lost dog. This, in itself, is not unusual. But the sign itself was, as it was a piece of plywood possibly five feet tall, leaning on the oak tree at the main intersection of the village. Well, to be quite honest, it is the ONLY intersection in the village.


"Lost Hound," the sign says. And it gives a number to call and then it says, "Orange Collar."
These people must really want their dog back. I suppose if one of my dogs went missing, I would put up a poster or something. A very small poster. I certainly would not sacrifice a perfectly good piece of building material for the purpose. Buster actually got out of his fenced area yesterday but I think that his sense of adventure and desire to explore has disappeared in that he was frantic to get back in and yipped at the kitchen door with almost hysterical intensity until Owen and I let him back in and I think that if he had thought about it, he would have kissed the kitchen floor, but he did not.
Buster is old and so is his sister and they spend their days sleeping and stinking and begging for scraps when they smell anything they like to eat which is meat and apples. Yes. They love meat, of course; they are dogs. They love apples, too, though. Last night Mr. Moon gave them pork chop bones which they swallowed almost whole and I fussed at him because I knew the bones would make them throw up but so far, there has been no vomit. I can't imagine that their morning poops were comfortable, however.

Well, that is the way it is in Lloyd this evening. The rain is still coming down, the thunder is still rumbling. Boppy reported that when he was carrying Owen to the car after the hair cut, a huge bolt of lightening hit uncomfortably close to them with a deafening sound and that when it was over, they both laughed and high-fived each other for surviving, I suppose, and then went on to the car.
Oh my dear.
I expect Mr. Moon any moment. Perhaps we shall play some cards.

Saturday night and let us all be safe and remember- you are the master of your hair length. No one else.

Love...Ms. Moon







12 comments:

  1. I love when little boys get their hair cut. There's something so innocent about it --

    I also love the expression about strangling toads. That is awesome. This was a most entertaining post -- I don't know how you manage to do it each and ever time, but you really warm my heart.

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  2. When boys get haircuts they always look so grown-up afterwards.

    If your dogs went missing I picture a 3 x 3 post it note at the supermarket stuck under a bunch of other missing pet notices.

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  3. Yes, we are our own hair masters.

    I just replied to an email about the possible impending Lloyd sidewalk. I hope I did not piss anyone off. It was not my intent, however, I was(I thought) not as southern and gentile in my presentation as folks generally like down there. I just don't have the energy... but I did feel the need to state the obvious, and did so. Hopefully it will open up some realistic conversation since the elephant is now in the room.

    Hope your weekend continues on a good path. Owen looks darling no matter what look he sports!
    xo

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  4. No matter what Owen's hair length he is a beautiful child. And please tell me what they say about women of a certain age with long hair? My grandmother had the most beautiful long hair of pure white well into her 90s and when I was a child I just loved to comb it and braid it. It was like having a living doll. I think secretly you really do love your dogs. You do hide that well though :)

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  5. Elizabeth- Sometimes you just have to laugh. Even if only because you've made yourself laugh. Or so I think.

    Birdie- If we had a supermarket. Which we don't. Maybe a 3 by 5 card posted on the oak tree at the intersection.

    Ms. Fleur- That elephant was already in the room. Believe me. You've missed the meetings wherein various citizens have said such things as, "That's a STUPID idea." And so forth. I'm sure I'll write a post about this at some point. Jefferson County politics. What a joke!

    Anonymous- Who are you, dear? Yes. I hope to be one of THOSE grandmothers. Ha! We shall see. And believe me- I do not love my dogs any more than I present right here. It's very sad but very true. I love that people think that I am better than I am. But I am not.

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  6. I am always second guessing my hair length which is more than ridiculously long but getting thinner by the decade, ha! I am the master of it! Thank you for the reminder.

    Vive la diference.

    xoxo

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  7. Toad strangler.
    Yogurt from hell.
    High five!

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  8. oops, Anonymous is me, Sweet Jo, sometimes I forget to include that. Isn't it weird that despite believing you are a very honest person I believe that you are a much better person than YOU think you are. I'm always right about such things.

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  9. Owen's haircut looks great! He was getting pretty shaggy, there. :)

    It's funny that your dogs like apples. Olga won't touch apples. She will eat almost anything else, though -- sticks, rocks, rubber balls, the mail.

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  10. I liked Owen's long hair but then I had a pony tail until about ten years ago. Mine is still longish, just not down the middle of my back.

    Still raining and pouring here.

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  11. lovin' the haircut!

    i was going to say something else but whatever it was has escaped me.

    happy sunday!


    xxalainaxx

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  12. My dog was AWOL yesterday for several hours, which is normally not a big deal, but she missed a vet appointment as a result. In spite of me driving around in four-wheel drive on country roads looking for her. UGH. I'm one of those "dog people you'd roll your eyes at."

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