Ay, yi, yi! I slept like a dead rock last night. A non-sentient rock.
And that was AFTER the big bat swooped around the kitchen and I stood there going, Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck- why does this always happen when my husband is out of town?
Spring. When we get all the birds and flowers and bats in the house.
Anyway, I fled the kitchen and I have no idea where the bat is but it wasn't in my room as far as I know.
Anyway, blah, blah, blah. I dreamed about Cozumel but it's my dream-land Cozumel which actually can't hold a candle to the real one and who wants to hear about that?
Go watch the video HERE.
I'd embed it but that would involve me figuring tech shit out that I can't do this morning.
But trust me- it's wonderful and I LOVE OUR PRESIDENT!
Watch it!
It's really foggy here today. My walk is going to be all mysterious and shit.
See you later.
Love...Ms. Moon
I am very cranky with our President and his proposed changes to the public service loan forgiveness.
ReplyDeleteI dream of Paris the way I think you dream of Cozumel. I'm always heartbroken to wake up and find myself not in Paris after all.
ReplyDeleteOk I watched the video and you are right. AMAZING. So awesome.
If there was a bat in my house, there'd be a for sale sign on the lawn.
ReplyDeleteCrap attack.
Going to watch your video.
"all mysterious and shit" - you go girl. One of my favorite things to say to people is that I like to be mysterious. I am of course making a joke every time I say it.
ReplyDeleteI can't see that video until I get home since I am at work and of course it is blocked! That is very mysterious too.
Oh, thank you for that ieo....I love him evenmore than I did 10 minutes ago, if that is possible.
ReplyDeleteOh yes, and I love you too.
Now let's see if I can decipher that damned test to prove I am not a robot.....or am I?
NOLA- That is so out of character for him, it seems to me. I don't get it.
ReplyDeleteMs. Vesuvius- Our dreamscapes- they can be powerful.
And to me, a good sense of humor is the finest test of intelligence. And if so, our president is a genius.
heartinhand- If there was a for-sale sign on my lawn every time I saw a bat in this house, we wouldn't have to mow.
Jill- Hope you get to watch it! Stay mysterious, my love!
Lo- I hope you got one of the numbers tests. They are so much easier to read. Thanks for battling the anti-robot crap!
I don't mind bats outside but inside is a different matter. But then, I feel the same about birds. They spook me out in a confined space.
ReplyDeleteLove the idea of sleeping like a dead rock! :)
I just saw this today and was going to post it on my blog, but couldn't find a place to embed it and then I got lazy. Have you seen the other Between Two Ferns? SO So funny!
ReplyDeleteThe Barack Obama video is so funny! I have passed it on to everyone I know.
ReplyDeleteJenny Woolf- Yes. Bats are awesome. Outside. Inside they are weird and creepy. I don't like birds in captivity either. Except chickens. And even those I let run every day.
ReplyDeleteRachel- No. I haven't seen the others but I will!
Birdie- Say what you will about the USA but we do have a very cool and funny president.
I think that he is a great person. And his humor is a killer.
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