Ay, yi, yi! I slept like a dead rock last night. A non-sentient rock.
And that was AFTER the big bat swooped around the kitchen and I stood there going, Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck- why does this always happen when my husband is out of town?
Spring. When we get all the birds and flowers and bats in the house.
Anyway, I fled the kitchen and I have no idea where the bat is but it wasn't in my room as far as I know.
Anyway, blah, blah, blah. I dreamed about Cozumel but it's my dream-land Cozumel which actually can't hold a candle to the real one and who wants to hear about that?
Go watch the video HERE.
I'd embed it but that would involve me figuring tech shit out that I can't do this morning.
But trust me- it's wonderful and I LOVE OUR PRESIDENT!
It's really foggy here today. My walk is going to be all mysterious and shit.
See you later.