To sum up: The Mormon Church will own 2% of the state of Florida.
Why? Why does a CHURCH need to own all of this land?
I guess the good news is that this arm of the church which now owns the land is a tax-paying entity but still. Fucking creepy if you ask me.
Especially after finding this:
Mr. Hinkley was the fifteenth President of the Mormon church until his death in 2008.
Okay. Moving on.
Why does it take me all day to clean my bathroom? Well, it's large. And there's a sink and a tub and a toilet and a shower. And my dresser is in there. And half the stuff I own. And the sink is set in a large wooden thing which needs completely clearing off and oiling and the dresser needs dusting and, well, name a type of cleaning and you have to do it in that bathroom. And I'm not complaining. I love my bathroom. It's the best room in the house. But. There are six rugs in there. SIX. One of them almost too big to put in the washer. And big wide window sills which are cluttered with everything from seashells and mermaids and driftwood to rubber duckies and dog shampoo and the black dust of Lloyd has overlaid all of it and that needs to be dealt with. Etc.
So, okay, it won't actually take me all day but it'll take a good chunk of time, trust me.
Well, I need to get my aching hips moving. Trash needs taking, walk needs walking, grocery store needs visiting, chickens need letting out, etc.
There are other topics I could discuss here today including my rapid descent into being a recluse who is going to die friendless but I don't have the energy. Also, it is such a beautiful day here, even with the chill, that I should be shot for complaining so I'll just shut up and say...
Happy Friday, y'all.
P.S. Why are tiny video ads showing up on all of our blog sites? Why? Do you know? WTF?