Monday, August 5, 2013
Like A Dream
I am being a major lazy-ass this morning. All I can say I've done is drink coffee and feed the chickens. I tried to take a picture of Mrs. Baby and her baby but they all came out like blurry black streaks. Those are some shy chickens! But the baby is doing well and is growing and Mrs. Baby is regaining her strength and weight nicely after her long bout of being broody on the eggs.
That party yesterday wore my old ass OUT. Of course, what we were celebrating was Billy and Shayla's legal marriage in California last month and we teased them about how many more times they'll be getting hitched as the laws change and so forth. It has been pointed out that there is no way they can ever get divorced at this point, seeing as how they're double-married, etc. I'm pretty sure that they're never going to get divorced anyway. Their union is a force for good in this universe and as such needs to stay intact.
That's my opinion anyway.
I need to take the trash and recycle. Jesus. I should be embarrassed about how many bottles and cans accumulated last night. Holy Drinks Like A Fish, Batman! Quite a bit of food got consumed as well. The chickens even got to celebrate as the kids and Shayla and I fed them about half a bag of tortilla chips. Chickens love tortilla chips. They don't care much for hot sauce, though.
So it's Monday morning in Lloyd and I have no obligations except to take this trash. I feel like I'm finally really and truly home. I have no idea whatsoever what I'm doing today but whatever it ends up being, it's going to be slow. And god, am I boring today.
At least you're not paying for this shit. Maybe something exciting will be happening down at the trash depot which I can report on later. I know you're on the edge of your seat now.
Love From Lloyd On A Monday Morning...Ms. Moon