Sunday, October 30, 2016

Someone Needs To Be Fired

1:11 a.m. and the landline rings.

My heart in my throat, I get up and stumble across the room.
Dear god. What fresh hell is this?

"Hello!" A chirpy robo voice chirps. "This is a call from Drug Free America!"

Someone's smoking crack and it ain't me.

Good morning from Lloyd where pancakes are being made.

I think we're going to go down to the Marine Specimen's Lab in a little while. I'm going to knock wood and hope that the Sunday Curse has been broken.

Love...Ms. Moon


  1. Good morning, Mary. Knocking wood with you, and even singing a tune. Have fun with the divine babies.

  2. Insane! Someone must have set the robo-calling computer wrong.


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