At noon I was going to write and say that despite what the man on the phone-repair line told me about Mr. Phone Repair Guy being "on his way," he still had not arrived, not unlike Jesus, who, according to his followers, is on his way too.
But just then, guess who showed up?
Not Jesus.
And now my phones work! Yay, Phone Repair Guy! I didn't even have to wait for the Rapture or anything.
(Sorry if I've offended anyone. I probably wouldn't even post this except, as Ms. Sarcastic Bastard Beloved says, I just like the damn picture, okay?)
I like it too. It makes the rapture seem like such a nice and possibly psychedelic affair. Like an acid trip to eternity.
ReplyDeleteMs. Trouble- An acid trip from the fifties!
ReplyDeleteSo nice and friendly except I think people of my tribe are supposed to fall into a fiery pit or something. It seems a little more psychotic and less psychedelic when you think about it that way. That picture gives me the creeps.
ReplyDeleteI like the picture too! I'm glad SB is rubbing off on your ass!! heh heh!
ReplyDeleteWhat makes this picture hilarious is the hands. THEY'RE JESUS HANDS.
ReplyDelete"I didn't even have to wait for the Rapture or anything."
ReplyDeleteOne of the best lines ever.
I think it's damn funny
ReplyDeletexoxoxo
Wait---don't I know those kids? Why, isn't that Dick and Jane getting ready for...whatever? What about Spot? And Puff? Run, Jane, run!
ReplyDeleteMy phone repair guy won't be here until sometime between all day and all day Thursday, and no, they won't expedite my request because they're too busy. I'm reduced to hoping that when he does show up, he will actually be able to find and fix the problem without extra charges. The humble end of the rapture continuum in California, where people make kale smoothies.
That picture is so appealing to me I think I'm ready for the rapture right now. You can never find a missionary when you need one.
ReplyDeleteperhaps Jesus doesn't do humidity.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE that picture. And I've always hoped the Rapture would actually happen, take all those "Christians" and leave the rest of us alone.
ReplyDeleteSandra- The Rapture gives me the creeps.
ReplyDeleteActually, it's the people who believe in it.
Ms. Fleur- We are positive influences on each other.
Aunt Becky- I know! "Come on, Jesus!"
Bethany- Seriously, though.
Michelle- Me too.
A- I do not want a kale smoothie. Okay? Just saying. Not even with vodka in it. Nope.
Juancho- Just when you DON'T want one. Then they're like roaches.
deb- Or humility.
Elizabeth- That very thing is one of Kathleen's and Sweetie's and my jokes when we're having to be in the medical situations.
Our secretary's computer password is "Rapture."
ReplyDeleteShe also has been known to wear two large, heavy crucifixes around her neck at the same time. I must really, really scare her.
Haven't tasted one of the ultra trendy kale smoothies, myself. Who knows, maybe they're good. Mine are fruits and yogurt and such.
ReplyDeleteI ASSURE YOU, YOU ARE MAS BELOVED!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the hat tip.
I adore you, and I liked the damn picture, too.
NOLA- She would scare me. TWO crucifixes? Or would that be "crucifi"? I guess she's making certain that when the Rapture comes she'll be identified properly.
ReplyDeleteA- I doubt they're good. My smoothies are like yours.
Ms. Bastard-Beloved- I thought you'd like that picture. Mas, mas love to YOU!