Monday, July 19, 2010

The Magic Box


Dear Steve,
I love you.
Okay? Is that okay?
I remember when the word "computer" meant something with which to launch space ships, which meant something housed in a basement under strict temperature controls, which meant punch cards and scientists and geniuses who could figure out how to use such an insanely space-age device. Machine. Hal-Thing.
Whatever.

And then, Steve, you came along and you said, "No. A computer is something that people should be able to use in their house." And oh, I don't know. You incorporated the use of the mouse so that to do something on the computer you didn't have to do function 1w2, 4-8, XYZ12.
A mouse. Mmmmm...
And you called your company McIntosh and those of us who grew up in the olden days remembered Apple Records.
And how James Taylor was the first artist to release an album on Apple which was invented, incorporated, visualized by the Beatles.
Well.
Unless you grew up in the olden days you have no idea what the Beatles meant to a generation or to the world, either one. Let me just say that this video



was the first global television link and if you didn't grow up watching the Viet Nam war on TV and Richard Nixon sweating as he lied and unless you ate a mushroom growing out of a cow field in Central Florida or the chemical equivalent in the late sixties or early seventies, you have no idea the importance of all of this.

All we grew up with was war, war, war and fear, fear, fear.

Castro, Khrushchev, Nixon, Johnson, Kennedy assassination, hide-under-the-desk, bomb-shelter, The Red Curtain, Commies, The Red Menace....
It never ended and it was horrible and there was the bomb and we were not the only ones who had it and then suddenly, for no reason, there was the Beatles.

Love Me Do. Eight Days A Week. She Loves You, Twist And Shout, and that first song, I Want To Hold Your Hand may have let us breathe a full breath for the first time ever in our lives that we could remember.
You can't imagine how long their hair was. You can't imagine how much the world was shocked. You can't imagine how joyful it was to hear their songs.. And so. When Steve Jobs came up with the McIntosh Computer he was a genius.
The Beatles had already changed the world and now, Steve Jobs was about to do it again and he was tying it in, somehow (maybe illegally) to John, Paul, George and Ringo.

And I am still waiting for Saint Ringo to be anointed Pope. We've already had John and Paul. George can't be far behind. And Ringo? Oh yes.

I remember when I got my first computer like it was yesterday. An Apple Performa. Oh, Lord. It was probably a piece of shit but I loved it. There was MacWorld and I had an e-mail address that was mgmoon@macworld.com.

Or something like that. And I got a printer and my world did a one-eighty. I learned to use that Performa in a heartbeat and I fell in love with the spinning beach ball and the dogcow
and learning to use the computer wasn't scary at all. It was fun. And I felt my mind expand and instead of being a Hal-Like device, my Mac was a friend, an ally, a direct link to the collective unconscious as I realized that the newly born internet was about to become.

I still use a Mac. I've written several novels on Macs and approximately 1,630 blog posts in the last three years and I have thousands of pictures on my iPhotos and I've watched Apple go from a disdained little computer company which had all of its best system features stolen by Microsoft to the company who came up with the iPod and the iPhone and now the iPad and well, creativity will tell and maybe all you need is love and a Mac.
Steve Jobs said recently that Bill Gates should have dropped some acid. Not that Bill's done too badly for himself. No. He has not. And he is doing great things for the world with his money but let's face it- Apple's products are cherry and Microsoft's are soft banana and the world needs both but I am SO glad I have a Mac.

Mr. Moon keeps asking me what I want for my birthday and I keep saying, Nothing! Just save our money for when I need a new computer because I'll be wanting a new Mac. I've had this one for over three years and although it works like a champ, a charm, a jewel, a glory, it's a machine. A magic machine, but a machine. And I'll need a new one sooner or later.

I started playing a Beatle's CD when I started writing this and in the time that I have been writing it I've gotten an e-mail from my daughter May about how her brother Hank needs a new computer and another one from an old friend who helped me learn about Macs in the very, very beginning.
Look. I do believe in magic. I believe that the forces gather together when need be to change the world. Galileo, Da Vinci, Gutenberg, Shakespeare, Jesus, Buddha, Gandhi, Alcott, Leary, Ram Dass, Ginsberg, King Arthur, Nelson Mandela, St. Francis, MLK, Jr., The Virgin of Guadalupe, Socrates, Hippocrates, George Washington Carver, Billy Holiday, B. B. King, Copernicus, Harriet Tubman, John Gorey, Sacajawea, John, Paul, George, Ringo, Jobs....

I have my list. You have yours. Mine is listed on a Mac which is not just a machine to me, but a conduit to my muse.

So Steve. I love you. Whether it's okay or not.
I do. And I don't just love you for your mind. I think you're really cute, too.
Always and forever....Ms. Moon


P.S. Kathleen's oncologist uses a Mac. A laptop, just like this one. This is one more thing which gives us hope. A doctor whom you want to cure your cancer better be an artist as well as a scientist. And a man who uses a Mac can be both. We believe that. We do.

18 comments:

  1. Sigh. I have a PC -- a SEVEN year old PC. Can you believe that? However, I have NEVER (knock on wood) had a single issue with it. Not once, in seven years. I need a new computer now, though, because I've gotten used to what is evidently ridiculously slow.

    I'd love to start over with a MAC, but I don't think it's in my cards.

    One of my very oldest friends went out a bit with Steven Jobs, though. Does that count?

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  2. My MAC is my co-pilot.
    I like your list. I haven't seen George Washington Carver on many such lists before... I am a big fan.

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  3. I love that video. Damn they were hot. And I love the way they're chewing gum as they sing. And I love the cameo of Mick.

    I love my Mac.

    And I love Ms Moon

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  4. My daughter, who cannot speak, got a Mac before I had ever laid hands on a computer or even wanted to, for that matter. I took her to the Apple store and showed her a Powerbook and her little face lit up with a radiant smile and that was that----only one in her third grade class, back then, to have a laptop. As for Bill Gates, his wife and kids all want iPhones.

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  5. Ooo - I've never had one. Should I get one? When the money fairy lets me? Has anyone ever switched? Is it a painful tranful transition?

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  6. Elizabeth- That counts. For sure. They sell refurbished Macs on the Apple web site for less $$.
    You obviously have the best PC ever made.

    Lisa- I read his biography as a child and have never gotten over him.

    Michelle- And we love chickens.

    A- There you go. Magic.

    Jo- I think it's not a painful transition after you accept the fact that a computer can be part of you instead of just a tool of sorts.

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  7. Oh Mary, thank you for that video. It took me right back to my dorm where there was only one TV and we all gathered around it to watch All You Need is Love, all us little hippie girls in our Nehru jackets, love beads, bell bottoms and wire rim glasses.

    So this morning as I read your beautiful words and watched my beloved Beatles, I cried:

    cried for John...
    cried for George...
    cried for my youth...
    cried with gratitude for growing up in the 50's and 60's...

    "Nothing you can say that cahn't be said" ... and you say it so well!

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  8. There are Mac people and PC people. I am a Mac person. We have four in the house. And I have a Dell PC laptop which I don't use. At my former work, I have a PC but more and more of the scientists are getting Mac's. I can remember when the first Macs came out and C. got one at work. She had to pull a lot of strings to get one. People don't know what they are missing by not having a Mac IMO. Yeah, I love Steve too.

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  9. I am only a PC person because I can't afford a Mac.

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  10. Joining forces and making things better and cancer and the Pope and you totally reminded me of something

    Something is being presented to the Pope about a girl who lives nearby. The girl had cancer and the prognosis was terrible. From what I read in the newspaper she had almost zero chances of recovery. (She had cancer in the past...probably a couple of times before)

    Surgery would likely kill her, and treatment would probably kill her. AND the cancer would kill her eventually.

    If I remember correctly she was sent home to just wait out death.

    She and her family prayed to William Joseph Chaminade. And according to all reports, she is healed and will be just fine. The doctors declared the healing of her cancer a miracle.

    So, since William Joseph Chaminade is in town performing miracles, it couldn't hurt to throw a few prayers his way. I've been praying for my son Joseph and his friend William (both of which have NF and psuedoarthrosis)

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  11. Lulumarie- That video is a sacred piece of work for some of us. And as such, yes, it makes us cry.
    I love you.

    Syd- Oh. It makes me happy to know you are a Mac Person. I think there are probably a lot of people out there who are but just don't know it yet.

    Ms. Bastard-Beloved- I'd rather have a used Mac than a new PC. But that's just me.
    Sorta like buying a used Mercedes for the same money you could buy a new Kia. Whatever. I sound like a fucking snob. I'm not. I love you.

    Rebecca- Ummm. William Joseph Chaminade died in 1850. If he is in town performing miracles, it is a fucking miracle.

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  12. I have a PC, but I love my little iPod and my iPhone as well.

    I was a little late to the party, but the Beatles were my first serious music love in my teens.

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  13. Mwa- Ah. I love that you loved the Beatles.

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  14. I don't need a new computer! Now, I'd love to have one that is new enough that the internet is not a silent world to me, but it is totally not necessary to my life.

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  15. Ah ... The Beatles. My husband and I are listening avidly to them ... again. Catalon is 58 and I'm 51. (He went to Woodstock, that lucky bugger, at age 19 ...)

    ... We goofed around with YouTube the other night and before we knew it, we were watching the Fab Four's first appearance on *The Ed Sullivan Show*. First thing out of my mouth was, "Holy shit! -- Ed could be Richard Nixon's brother!" My sweet man, who endures like a mountain in the face of my political and The-World-Is-Fucked rantings, said, "Hon? ... *The Beatles* ...?"

    Oh, yeah! The music! -- I ranted again. Those boys were so far ahead of their time that they spun right out of orbit -- created a new musical solar system.

    I'm going to delve into their music for a while and soak up the brilliance and wit ...

    ... Saint Ringo! :-D
    Cracks me up!

    I won't start in on computers.

    Hope the stifling heat and all those shitty thoughts (They really feel that way in summer, don't they) are all passing off like the stormy weather they are.

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  16. I work in health IT and for the last four years, have advocated everyday for physicians to adopt electronics into their practices. Your PS warmed my heart :)

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  17. what SB said.
    This is a lovely tribute.
    I wish I was as cool as you.
    you make jam and can things from your garden and then type away on your mac listening to the beatles.
    you're so craxy, sexy, cool, I could scream.

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