Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Trash Day And Quadriceps

Here's an amazing quad exercise:
Be in a movie. Specifically, shoot a scene where you race to the front door and watch your man walking away to see what is going on in a possibly post-apocalyptic world, leaving you behind and you, being quite dramatic and having abandonment issues out the yang, end up sliding slowly down to the floor behind the door.
Do this about fifteen times.
Slowly. Hands on window, palms pressed to glass.
You may find that the next day your quads are not pain-free exactly. In fact, you may find that they burn like the bush of Moses.
If Moses did indeed have a bush.
But that's another subject.

Okay. Good morning. I stayed up too late again. I was reading magazines. Yesterday, being the top-of-the-line sort of day, I got Esquire, Vanity Fair AND the new New Yorker in my mail box and well, I snuggled into bed with them and the next thing you know it was very late. Mr. Owen Baby is coming over in about an hour and a half and I have things to do. People to see. Chickens to fry. I mean, feed.

And if you have eleven minutes to spare, here's FC Rabbath's short film, Trash Day.



This is the one where Natasha makes her appearance. I'm still a little bit pissed that I couldn't be filmed dead, being dragged across a lawn on a sheet. It started raining. And get this- in the film he's making now where I play the post apocalyptic wife? I die again and just as I died, it started raining!
I believe Freddie should take note.

All of the actors (and believe me- I don't include myself in that term) in this film are terrific and once again, Owen Provencher and his amazing face (and you get to SEE his face in this one) steal the show for me. I feel so incredibly lucky to get to act with this man. There's something that happens there that I can't explain and I can't describe. I am SO glad that Freddie has decided we have "chemistry," me and Owen. (And his name WOULD be Owen, wouldn't it?)
Listen- I am thrilled to play that man's mother. I would play his grandmother. I would play his GRANDFATHER! And somehow, it would work. He would give me exactly what I needed to BE his grandfather.
Wow. He's something.
And then- I just googled him? Whoa. He's a real actor. I mean, real.
Owen Provencher. Check it out.

Oh Lord. I am running so far behind. Well, with the condition of my quads, I am actually limping so far behind.

Watch the movie if you want. That's my friend Marcy's house that you'll see. It's another old beauty. Life is interesting, people. I swear, it is.

16 comments:

  1. Harley giggled at Natasha's accent. That was a fun one!

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  2. You...ahem, Natasha was amazing!

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  3. You were very good. And that was creepy.

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  4. Good morning! Your post cheered me up and I thank you.

    Love,

    SB

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  5. You are good. Glad that acting is becoming you.

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  6. Such a devilishly good short film! I am enjoying this treat you are sharing Ms. Moon..oh yes I am! And your accent....quite good!

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  7. I have the creeps, on a sunny as usual southern California day. And Natasha had a spectacular debut and sorrowful end -- her accent was so authentic and I'm just freaking out that you're getting to participate in this! Wow!

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  8. Mama! You were the best one in that movie, really. I wish you were in it longer. Creepy-deepy! I can't wait to see the next one!

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  9. Ms. Fleur- We make 'em laugh, we make 'em cry!

    Rebecca- It was such a short little bit.

    Stephanie- I think Freddie was going for a comedy there but somehow, it still turned out creepy.

    Ms. Bastard-Beloved- I am just so sorry you're having a rough day. I hope it has gotten better. Love you, dear.

    Syd- It's so much FUN!

    Ellen- Right before I played Natasha I listened to a book on tape called "A Short History of the Tractor in the Ukraine," and that informed that accent. It was fiction, by the way.

    Elizabeth- Natasha thanks you.

    May- Oh, I was NOT. But thank-you. It was big fun doing that role. Big fun. I love you, baby doll.

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  10. Ms. Moon,
    this is way cool.

    so when I do visit I'll now have to get your autograph too.
    well, aside from one on something you wrote.

    I love the wave.

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  11. Ms. Moon, I've missed you. My own fault...after Harry died I was topsy turvy for a while. But I'm back now and glad to catch up with your world.

    Love the new masthead photo!

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  12. deb- I'll send you one now before they go up in price. Ha!

    Kathleen Scott- It's good to see you again. Welcome back.

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  13. Well. I watched the movie and never came back to the rest of the post.

    Got all caught up in that video. And the thought crossed my mind (in response to a comment on You Tube) that yes, emotion does run the show(life) until we take steps to regain control (I am sure there is a better word Ha!). It occurred to me that the husband let all of those characters into his life/marriage/mind when he let his anger define.

    So, as you can tell, I ran off with that.

    Yes. You have chemistry. I am sure that you have chemistry with every single person you meet!

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  14. Argh - YouTube won't let me watch it. Have to work it out tomorrow. Bastard internet/lovely internet strikes again.

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  15. I can't watch it either. Unlike Mwa, I can't figure out why.

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  16. oh my gosh, you are AMAZING!!!!!!!

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