Wednesday, April 27, 2016

It's All So Simple. Really

Oh look. I got a free book in the mail today.
Well, booklet, to be more precise.

My favorite chapter.

And perhaps this explains the fact that there was only one begotten son. 
Sad. But there are techniques which can help with this problem. 

Could I get a time-frame so that I can figure out when to let my anti-depressant prescription lapse?

After a quick perusal of the booklet, I believe I have figured out the main problem with the world today.

Thanks! Seventh Day Adventists for clearing it up, once and for all. We are observing the Sabbath on the wrong damn day! Jeez. 

This message brought to you today by Don't bother looking it up. The website is no longer operable. 

I'm going to go deal with chicken shit now.

Love...Ms. Moon


  1. Rebecca- Thank you! It wrote itself, to be honest.

  2. Hilarious!
    The "coming" thing totally cracked me up, but it's the first photo that set off the laughing spree.
    From that tiny little image of your foot on the left side, it makes it look as if they sent you a 10' tall pamphlet to get their point across and thinking -- "they're not gonna' toss this one so easily!"

  3. Liv- I didn't even notice that! It is pretty funny. Good eye!

  4. thanks for the laugh. no wonder indeed.

  5. I get this. I can't hear anything once the proselytizing starts. shuts me right down.

  6. You are so funny. I loved your pics of Gibson yesterday and August in a swimsuit. And tho your post the day before about the state of the world was brilliant and had my mind reeling, all I wanted was pictures of babies. I'm so simple minded!

  7. Behold , I come quickly ( some men must be very close to God!).

  8. Jesus fuck. That's all I've got to say. Great post.



  9. HOly Crap that's funny! I agree with Ms Radish, THE BEST!
    Thank you Miss Mary.
    Sending you love and hugs and more love and hugs. Always.


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