Wednesday, April 27, 2016

It's All So Simple. Really


Oh look. I got a free book in the mail today.
Well, booklet, to be more precise.

My favorite chapter.



And perhaps this explains the fact that there was only one begotten son. 
Sad. But there are techniques which can help with this problem. 


Could I get a time-frame so that I can figure out when to let my anti-depressant prescription lapse?

After a quick perusal of the booklet, I believe I have figured out the main problem with the world today.


Thanks! Seventh Day Adventists for clearing it up, once and for all. We are observing the Sabbath on the wrong damn day! Jeez. 

This message brought to you today by Peacefinders.org. Don't bother looking it up. The website is no longer operable. 

I'm going to go deal with chicken shit now.

Love...Ms. Moon
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12 comments:

  1. Radish KingApril 27, 2016 at 12:26 PM

    BEST. POST. EVER.
    love,
    Rebecca

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  2. Ms. MoonApril 27, 2016 at 12:27 PM

    Rebecca- Thank you! It wrote itself, to be honest.

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  3. livApril 27, 2016 at 12:36 PM

    Hilarious!
    The "coming" thing totally cracked me up, but it's the first photo that set off the laughing spree.
    From that tiny little image of your foot on the left side, it makes it look as if they sent you a 10' tall pamphlet to get their point across and thinking -- "they're not gonna' toss this one so easily!"

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  4. Ms. MoonApril 27, 2016 at 12:44 PM

    Liv- I didn't even notice that! It is pretty funny. Good eye!

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  5. ellen abbottApril 27, 2016 at 12:50 PM

    thanks for the laugh. no wonder indeed.

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  6. JenniferApril 27, 2016 at 1:17 PM

    Tee hee! Thanks for the laugh.

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  7. 37paddingtonApril 27, 2016 at 1:48 PM

    I get this. I can't hear anything once the proselytizing starts. shuts me right down.

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  8. JoanneApril 27, 2016 at 4:13 PM

    You are so funny. I loved your pics of Gibson yesterday and August in a swimsuit. And tho your post the day before about the state of the world was brilliant and had my mind reeling, all I wanted was pictures of babies. I'm so simple minded!

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  9. jo(e)April 27, 2016 at 4:49 PM

    Ha. This made me smile.

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  10. LeishaApril 27, 2016 at 5:23 PM

    Behold , I come quickly ( some men must be very close to God!).

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  11. Sarcastic BastardApril 27, 2016 at 5:46 PM

    Jesus fuck. That's all I've got to say. Great post.

    Love,

    SB

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  12. plantingalongtheverge.comApril 28, 2016 at 10:02 AM

    HOly Crap that's funny! I agree with Ms Radish, THE BEST!
    Thank you Miss Mary.
    Sending you love and hugs and more love and hugs. Always.

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