Tuesday, February 18, 2014

No Cats, No Porn. Jeez. No Wonder I'm Not Famous

Just...well. Here we are.
Gray this morning and I did not sleep well and I'm feeling rocky and a little rough and I need to get out and walk because I'm going to town to help Lily get a little shopping done and so I'll get to see my boys. And I'll meet Parker, the new grandcat. They named him Parker for Peter Parker which is the name of Spider Man when he's not being Spider Man which is what Owen wanted to name him so they compromised on Parker.
I think it would have been funny if they had named him Spider Man.
"Here Spider Man! Here kitty, kitty!"
Right?

Well, I obviously have nothing to write about this morning. Nothing at all to say. I'm just trying to hang in and keep some sort of center of balance while this drug finds its way around my neural cortexes or whatever it does. I've checked out the cat pictures on Facebook and watched a little bit of a video made by the Pentecostal preacher about why he would never go to a doctor for a serpent bite and of course he's dead now. Also checked out the inspirational messages that people post which mostly make me want to gag. I have no idea why I ever look at Facebook although some folks do post links to articles I would have otherwise missed.
Hank says the internet was invented for two things- cat videos and porn.
I think he may be right but if he is, I am certainly not doing my part.

Maybe I'll take a little video of Parker today and post it. You can bet your bottom dollar I won't be posting anything porny although never say never, right?

Good morning, y'all.

Love...Ms. Moon

9 comments:

  1. True confession: I've never watched porn. Ever.
    The weather is changing, I think. My cat is mental this morning. That usually means a change.

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  2. I didn't sleep well either. We're here in the city and I started waking up about every hour or half hour around 1:30.

    So I guess god got tired of saving that stupid jackasses life since he obviously didn't learn a thing about handling vipers.

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  3. Catching up with you today. I love catching up with you. Post after post -a big, thoughtful, delicious bite of your complex life. Now I am looking forward to the Parker video. The picture of him sleeping in the boy's lap was heaven. Of course, I would not want you to feel bad if you don't get around to it, but I hope you do. The pictures going around last week of the children reading to cats deserves some kind of Valentine Love Medal.

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  4. Gray here, too. No cat videos for me. Or porn either. The picture of Owen with Parker was precious.

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  5. Parker is a very fine name. In that photo of him in Owen's lap he looked like the happiest cat I have ever seen. Owen looked pretty stoked, too.

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  6. How strange ... must be the moon or something because normally i sleep like a log, but i woke up around 2:30am - wide awake - tossed and turned and finally dozed off again around 6:00am .... when it was time to get up.

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  7. Not only do I have no cats or porn, I put up POETRY. Might as well tack a 'do not disturb' sign on my blog. Love to you, Mary Moon.

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  8. Most porn has cracks up--just sayin'.

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