No, not really. Not the world by storm. That's not going to happen.
When did ladies' breasts start to be appreciated for their unnatural appearance? Plasticine boobies. Like this.
I think that's a Kardashian. I have no fucking idea to tell you the truth. But look at those tits. They're not even tits any more.
Whatever. Each to his or her own.
Maybe I'm just jealous. If you have plastic titties, you probably don't have to wear a bra. They're just going to stick up there all the time. Maybe not. I don't know.
I really do have a million things to do today and here I sit. I'll pay you fifty dollars to go take my walk for me. My legs and hips hurt too much to walk and yet, I will do it anyway. I'll pay you twenty dollars to tell me what to cook for dinner which doesn't involve going to the store. I'll pay you a thousand dollars to go to the store for me tomorrow and get everything we're going to need to go to Dog Island. Jessie and Vergil are coming in tomorrow and somehow they and Mr. Moon and I and Lily and the boys (Jason has to work) are going to load up and go over to the island for the weekend which will require approximately ten thousand dollars worth of food and drink.
Have you seen this?
Yet another damn Wes Anderson movie that I'm not in.
What is Wes thinking? He is not thinking of me. Which breaks my poor old heart. Wes! I'm getting old here. Time's a'wastin'!
Okay. I just got this comment on a post I wrote on December 19th, 2009:
We finially baptized our 15 year old daughter last june at our parish and dressed her in the traditional white,poofy,top of the knees,baptism dress with the matching bonnet,white tights and white 'mary jane' shoes.Instead of the normal disposable diaper under her tights,she chose to wear a cloth diaper and rubber pants under them.she looked very cute and gorgeous in the outfit and some of the photos we took of her didnt turn out so we only have a few photos gathered from friends and relatives.
It was written by Anonymous. Because of the miracles of technology, I know that Anonymous is from St. Paul, Minnesota and found my post, which is entitled "What To Wear To A Baptism" by googling, "what I wore for my Catholic teen baptism." Do you think this is some sort of sex thing? Do fifteen-year-olds truly wear diapers under their tights (they wear tights?) when they get baptized? Somehow I don't think so.
Could anything be more random than this? I am going to be pondering this all day. Is it a secret message?
I think I better go take the trash.
It might be a strange day.