I got an e-mail this evening notifying me about a comment on one of my old blog posts I did back in November of last year. The post was entitled Holy Kisses and was accompanied by this picture:
(Excuse me while I go find a fan. I think I may be having a hot flash.)The post was about Bruce and Clarence and music and love and friendship and oh, hell, a lot of stuff. And when I saw that someone had left a comment I thought it was probably a spammer. But no! It was not! And this is what it said:
Them kissing each other is a satanic pagan ritual for success. They have a pact to fulfill. You need to get out of the darkness and seek out what these kisses really mean. It's easy to find if you seek it.
And that just cracked me up so much. I mean- satanic ritual for success? Sign me THE FUCK UP! I get to kiss either of those men AND have success?
Baby. Get the smelling salts. Get me a breath mint. Get me a pen to sign that pact and if I need to sign in blood, get me a needle!
Or a razor blade!
Whatever!
And getting out of the darkness to see what those kisses really mean?
Yeah. I can do that. I promise.
Oh- and the person who left the comment? Well. You all know who it was. Our favorite commenter.
Anonymous.
Which makes it impossible for me to e-mail him or her to ask where I can find Satan's address. You would have thought he'd have contacted me himself already but no. He has not.
Dammit.
The Boss DID put out that album a few years ago "Devils & Dust" and maybe this anonymous has some some of insider knowledge. Maybe Satan IS anonymous!?!
ReplyDeleteThis has given me a lovely laugh!
I remember this post. That kiss looks no joke serious. I love it.
ReplyDeleteYour comment on the comment is making me giggle.
And why doesn't anonymous ever have any balls?
Sheesh
xoxoxo
Oh, snap!
ReplyDeleteDance naked in the moonlight and then dress self in bust revealing satan-issue leather and push up brassiere.
Procure the Lips of The Boss.
Clasp said Boss to self and smooch vigorously.
Success will be thine!!
.. No shit it will!
:D
ohgoddess! I cannot even finish reading the post! I am under the desk, and I don't even own smelling salts, and the dogs think it's fun under here! arrrgh.
ReplyDeleteI lvoe (I mean L-O-V-E) that picture. I must swipe it for my own.
Okay. Guess that means I'm throwing myself to Satan. Oh well.
I do dislike those who take umbrage and don't sign their names. I mean who gets their nose bent over such a thing.
ReplyDeleteMs. Trouble- BUT WHY DIDN'T HE LEAVE HIS E-MAIL ADDRESS?
ReplyDeleteMichelle- OR ovaries. Whatever. I think it's because whoever-it-is thinks they are speaking for GOD.
Jo- Oh. Oh. Oh. Really?
Swallowtail- I hear the Satan is the handsomest of all the angels.
Syd- I love the fact that you "take umbrage!" Our dear Colin said that very thing at the party a few weeks ago and I almost passed out from the joy of hearing the phrase.
I once told my mother-in-law that it was too bad the devil wasn't in the phone book to make it easier to make a deal. Hehehe.
ReplyDeleteI remember the post, too. And that comment! Oh, my god -- that's a good one.
ReplyDeletei remeber that post too..and liked it a lot....
ReplyDeletei would hav eunderstand it if the comenteer had said its all evilish gay and they will burn in hell..because thats the kind of comment you always hav eto expect with a pic like that..but evil ritual of success...and if it is though..is the boss the devil or clarence?...so much to think of..:-)
Yeah, that's clearly where I've been gong wrong. I need me an evil ritual of success.
ReplyDeleteIf queer kisses is all it takes for success then Satan must be messing with me because I try and try but alas, no success.
ReplyDeleteAnd all this time I thought selling my soul or sacrificing small neighborhood pets would ensure me a better life; and now I find out all I had to do was kiss a man..damnit..
ReplyDeleteThanks for giving me a great reason to laugh this morning!
ReplyDeleteStephanie- Right. Exactly.
ReplyDeleteElizabeth- It was a real zingie one, wasn't it?
Danielle- I think probably both. Because you know- the whole band is so untalented and lazy that their success MUST have occurred because of a satanic pact. Only way to explain it.
Jo- Let's kiss and see what happens.
ZenGato- Maybe you're not doing it right.
Mr. Mischief- I know! Who knew?
I love you. This is great. I am sitting here with a big smile on my face.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous is a pinhead.
That gave me such a good laugh last night!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous is such a funny person.
ReplyDeletei needed that!
ReplyDeletethat was a real loler.
Ha! I just read this because I am a huge Springsteen fan, and I must ask one thing. If I was present for about 20 of those kisses, does that mean I am now part of the pact? Damn, I sure hope so because witnessing Bruce Springsteen and The E-Street band do their thing in concert IS like attending a holy-roller revival and I AM A CONVERT!
ReplyDeleteBless anon's soul. They just have never experienced real rock n' roll!
Thanks for the smile.
Debra W- I had forgotten this post! Thanks for reminding me and thanks for coming by, reading and commenting.
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