Sunday, July 24, 2011
Will This Ever Get Posted?
You know, Ms. Michelle always says that the universe is abundant. Now, you know me and the way I think is that the universe has been exceptionally abundant to me but dammit, the sky is bound to fall at any moment because who am I to expect or deserve abundance?
And then I will be punished for using up the universe's abundance so undeservedly.
I'm sitting here in the Luxo-Deluxe apartment with Hank. Lis is off to school at the Swannonoa Gathering at Warren Wilson College and Jessie and Vergil are coming over for frozen pizza and beer and I'm using the Kava Bar's wi-fi and besides that, KAVA ROCKS!
To test it out, being as how I am a cynical old bitch, I drank a nice cup of Starbucks plain black coffee beforehand. Then I went down to the aforementioned Kava Bar and had two shots (it's happy hour) and it tasted like tasty, refreshing dirt in a good way and it's served in a nice little white bowl and they give you chasers of pieces of pineapple (my favorite fruit) and I feel so nice and mellow now. My tongue's a little numb but I hear that's normal.
I could become a Kava Head!
Wait. I've lost my Kava Bar wifi signal.
I TOLD YOU THE UNIVERSE WAS JUST WAITING TO KICK MY ASS!
It's storming like crazy, Liz is back, my wifi is going in and out, I've got some pictures, all from or in this beautiful apartment.
Who knows when I'll be able to post this.