Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Walk Report: MISERABLE

Hotter than hell. So humid you need a snorkel. Ant (giant variety) fell out of tree or bush and stung the inside of my elbow.



Bees were abounding in the delightful garden of Clitorea, having beautiful hot sex with the blossoms.


Pink swamp mallow was spied.


Home now with freezer gel pack stuffed down my sports bra. My eyeball hurts. I think I slept on it.

Mission to suffer fully accomplished. 

8 comments:

  1. Dang! How are you even alive through all that! I'd die, pretty sure!

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    1. Nah. You wouldn't die. But you'd wonder why in hell you put yourself through it.

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  2. I know there's beauty, but Florida summer just sounds like a circle of hell!

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  3. Fucking asshole ant. Did you squash it?

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    1. No. I flicked it off. I just wanted it away from my body.

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  4. I hate tree ants. they jump on you on purpose and bite.

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