Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Shit Ms. Moon Says In Comments

I totally ripped this off from Sarcastic Bastard, whom I adore. Plus, I left the comment on one of her posts. What would I do without Ms. Bastard?

Honestly, I think my great and neurotic fear of all things medical comes from those damn penicillin shots we got in the butt EVERY TIME WE WENT TO THE DOCTOR AS A CHILD! Got the flu? Pull down your pants. Got a cold? Pull down your pants. Got a broken arm? Pull down your pants.
And has anyone ever connected the words penis and penicillian? Huh? HUH?!
Sorry. Glad you're feeling better, love. Don't mind me. I'm just a little crazy today.

11 comments:

  1. I never thought about that before, but now it is all starting to make sense. Once when I was in the third grade, I had pneumonia and every day for 3 weeks my stepmother dragged me down to old Dr. McKay's office for a shot. I hated that man. He even had segregated waiting rooms in his office. No wonder I suffer from health anxiety!

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  2. Now it's the opposite, they won't let you have antibiotics until you're pretty much dead and don't want to live anymore.

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  3. Lois, there's so much in your comment that makes me shake my head!

    Ms. Moon, I just used POT LIQUOR. This is a term I heard from you - so I froze some, and just used it, and feel somehow morally righteous and southern for it. Now if I just had some cornbread, and wasn't eating it in a Moroccan dish, and had eaten grits for breakfast, maybe my Yankeeness wouldn't be so glaring. But thanks for your help in passing. :)

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  4. Lois- And then there were the FLU SHOTS! Jesus. They gave shots for everything. Three weeks of daily shots as a child? Poor, poor baby-girl Lois. I mean that, too.

    Rachel- Yeah. And those damn shots are the reason.

    Nola- Ha! I'm proud of you. And southern cooking is all about many cultures- so all is well.

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  5. Good one! No, somehow I didn't associate penis and penicillin but did notice that therapist spells the rapist.

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  6. Ms. Moon! You've never had a man tell you he'll make you feel better with a shot of penis-cillin!?!? Or are the men YOU know much less lame?

    You know that stuff is thick, man! And it hurts like hell when they start pushing it in. Penicillin, I mean.

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  7. Joy- I have noticed that one too.

    Ms. Trouble- No, amazingly I have not heard that one. Thank goodness! But you cracked me up! Because yes, that stuff IS thick!

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  8. if only my doctor DID have segregated waiting rooms- the middle of winter, a fear of fresh air, a tiny room and a 1980s airconditioner set to lukewarm, moisty heat...it's all so WRONG....

    just as an aside, he (local doctor) is a bullfighting fan and has a stack of graphic bullfighting magazines in the waiting room. severed ear, blood on sand, while you're waiting for some nasty probe...

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  9. Screamish- All I can say to that is...oh my.

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  10. Ms. Moon,
    You may steal my shit anytime. Anytime.

    You are my idol.

    Love, SB.

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  11. I called our doctor 'the shot doctor'. I quickly learned not to feign illness because my mother dragged me to the doc and I got stuck in the butt!

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