The other day I was discussing with Jessie the e-mail I'd gotten (and I swear! I will never bring it up again) and I said, "I have never in my life strung together a list of invectives like that to call anyone except for maybe George Bush."
And she replied,"You're right. You just call people motherfuckers."
I could only agree. And in this case, the truth made me laugh.
I love her. This makes me laugh as well. Sometimes there's no other word but motherfucker.
ReplyDeleteHa! And cocksuckers.
ReplyDeleteI understand totally. I told a group of racers who were banging my boat (not that kind of banging) that they were a pain in the ass. That was as bad as it got. But I thought a lot worse.
ReplyDeleteMotherfuckers is the best word EVER. Hands down.
ReplyDeleteJessie is so cute. That ho is adorable. You can tell her I said that too. Laugh. I want to be young and cute again GODDAMMIT.
I love you.
Is it wrong of me to want to read that email?
ReplyDeleteNancy C- Yes. It can be the ultimately satisfying word.
ReplyDeleteDTG- But then, there is always "cocksucking motherfucker" which sort of says it all, doesn't it? Or, "motherfucking cocksucker." That works too.
Syd- Luckily, most people cannot read minds.
Ms. Bastard- Yes. Mean Aunt Jessie works that cute youthfulness for all it is worth because she is SMART.
Stephanie- I don't know. But it would be wrong for me to post it.
OMG! George Bush sent you hatemail!!?
ReplyDelete;)
That is awesome and pretty funny. Motherfucker is one of the best ones out there. Right now I am calling people douchers. I watched Step Brothers one too many times.
ReplyDeleteI find that most people who call other people "motherfuckers" are people that I love.
ReplyDeleteoh this makes me laugh.
ReplyDeleteAnd SB, thank you for loving me like the ho I am. You are a damn fine motherfucker yourself. We sure are lucky folks to have you in our lives. Love you, oh and congratulations on getting your project finished (not sure what it was, just know it was taking you away from us, which was no good at all).
In our house, we just say "BASTARD!", which is shorthand for all the other words rolled into one. Or "BASTARDS!" if plural.
ReplyDeleteAh, I'm not really sure what's been going on around here, but that Jessie is SO MEAN!!! heheh!
ReplyDeleteNow, what is all this pissing off stuff? I'll tell you who can string some expletives like nobody's business,is Mr. Nesbit. I remember when he'd get mad and they'd just roll out of him, and I couldn't help but be amused and wish for pen and paper so I could write them down for later amusement as well!!
I hope you had a springy good day!
xo
Jessie and Owen, how damn cute they are together. What a perfect shot!!! She's mean alright. I'm a scared. Bubble blowing lunatic!
ReplyDeleteWell hell -Jessie, you're adorable!
ReplyDeleteAnd motherfucker, that boy is cute.
What email? I've read your posts and I still missed something.
ReplyDeleteMotherfuckers is an AWESOME, hilarious word.
George Bush deserved every expletive under the sun. So did Australia's previous Prime Minister. And he and George were mates - who'd have thunk it!
ReplyDeleteHoneyluna,
ReplyDeleteI am the lucky one, I assure you. You and your dear family are one of my life's blessings.
I love you all and consider you my family, same as blood.
SB
Jo- Oh hell no. I sent him hate mail. Well, via the blog and my mind.
ReplyDeleteMr. Shife- Douche and its forms is too mushy for me. I like all the hard consonants in motherfucker and cocksucker. They feel good on the tongue. COCKSUCKER! Motherfucker! (Not you!)
Aunt Becky- A good rule of thumb they do not teach you in Girl Scouts or charm school, but a good one, nonetheless.
HoneyLuna- You're such a sweet, mean little woman. I can't bring myself to call you "ho" but it's okay if SB does because SHE IS LOVED!
E- My friend Wrecking Ball uses BASTARDS liberally. I like that.
Ms. Fleur- I miss him. Where is he?
Bethany- Yep. Mad, bad and dangerous. That's our Jessie.
SJ- Too true!
Maggie May- Oh, it was nothing. I'm over it. Love you!
Nigel- Do not get me started.
Ms. Bastard- And we consider you the same.
He's still around reeking havoc from what I hear. He sort of stopped talking to me when I wouldn't invite him to my wedding. Long story.
ReplyDeleteRemind me next time we talk and I'll tell ya what I knows.
xo