Thursday, February 29, 2024

Swift Recovery


Except for a tiny bit or remaining soreness in my arm, I have felt absolutely fine today. It's so funny. I really did feel like hell yesterday and today it's like nothing ever happened. I even got the laundry hung on the line and although it was fairly late by the time I pinned it up, it all dried except for Mr. Moon's overalls which needed about ten minutes in the dryer. 

I've been in an excellent mood all day, enjoying the feeling of normalcy. A friend came out to pick some salad greens and cooking greens and he and Mr. Moon and I went to the Hilltop for lunch which was pretty great, as always. Whenever anyone comes with us to the Hilltop for the first time and asks what sort of food they have, I always say, "What kind of food do you like?" 
They probably have it. Definitely with a country spin on it but it'll be there on the menu somewhere. Mr. Moon got chicken wings, Chip got a shrimp po-boy, and I got a chicken salad salad which is a scoop of their very delicious and also unhealthful chicken salad on a bunch of lettuce and tomatoes and cucumbers and black olives and a bunch of pickled peppers. Banana peppers, sweet peppers, and jalapeƱo peppers. A slice of dill pickle came with it. It was practically a pickle salad. I did not complain. 
The only thing that wasn't very enjoyable was the sight of the guy's butt crack who was sitting directly across from us who had his back to me at the picnic tables where we ate. It started out at about four inches of butt crack and then, as his pants crept lower and lower, more and more inches appeared. Finally, I got up and moved to the other side of my husband so that my view was obscured by Chip. 
I mean, we all have butt cracks. It's just the human body. But as I told Glen and Chip when we left, I'd get tired of looking at the Mona Lisa after awhile. 

I finally got my pie made today. It surely looks good. I hope it tastes good. 


I even did the egg wash on top and sprinkled Turbinado sugar over it. If you're in the need of sugar and fat, a good pie is about the best choice you can make except for doughnuts. Look how red that juice is! Red as a daddy cardinal. 

All right. Now I want to talk about Billy. Some of you have heard many, many stories about our friend Billy. He is someone that became friends with my Hank about a quarter of a century ago. Boy, that sounds crazy. If you did a search of the blog for him, you'd probably get infinitely endless hits. I talk about him and his wife Shayla and their son Waylon a lot. Billy and Shayla got married in this back yard and I got to do the honors. Hank was the best man. I'll never forget that wedding or that day. Billy is...well. He's Billy. He's like no one else. He's funny and he's incredibly sincere and he's the best daddy. Every Father's Day I tell him that I wish I'd had a father like him. And Billy didn't have a father. But he knows how to love, he knows how to be responsible, and he is there for his boy. 
Anyway, anyway, here's a picture of Billy that I stole off Facebook.


Billy's the guy on the left wearing the pink shorts and who, if you'll look closely, has a blue-painted thumbnail. That photo was taken at a beard competition at the local Highland Games a few weeks ago. There were 12 guys competing, three competitions, and three runner-up spots. 
Billy won second place. 
Which is awesome! 
But here's the really awesome thing. 
When I asked Billy if I could post the picture here on my blog, he said, "Yes ma'am! I'd be delighted. You can also know that I introduce myself at every competition as a proud trans man who has wanted a beard his whole life. My voice shakes every time but I still say it."

Big breath in. Big breath out. 

That is Billy. This is Florida.

Billy works for the Trevor Project which is a non-profit organization dedicated to helping prevent suicide and providing crisis intervention for LGBTQ young people 24/7. 
Billy is one of their counselors. 

So I wanted to talk about that and brag a little about Billy's beard and honestly- don't you think he should have won? 
Next year. Next year, baby. 

That's all I got today. 

Thanks for stopping by.

Love...Ms. Moon

40 comments:

  1. Your pie ... OMG ... makes me drool just looking at I!
    Billy's beard is quite a bush! The gentleman on the right, in the kilt, his beard is clean cut and brilliant white!

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    1. The guy on the right is definitely rocking the santa look.

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  2. Glad that covid jab only took you out for one day. I'm still down for two days. I love your wash on the line, and I love Billy's beard. I last saw my grandson about a six months ago and he had a whispy one begun. I'll see him again soon. I'll see if there is progress on his chin.

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    1. Yep- let us know how the grandson's beard is coming along! Billy just obviously has an extremely beard-growing gene!

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  3. glad you are feeling better, YES Billy should have won, and your pie is a thing of beauty!
    Susan M

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  4. A truly award winning beard on the face of a truly stand up soul. Good for him.

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    1. Debby- if you met him you would love him. You want to know how I know that? Because everyone who knows him loves him. He's that kind of guy.

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  5. "Three Awesome Beards And An Awesome Pie" - sounds like the latest film starring the awesome Frances McDormand. Everything is awesome today.

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    1. Ooh...I think I should star in it! Although I do love Frances McDormand.

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  6. Billy is quite a guy. Someone to meet. His family is lucky.
    I'm glad you're feeling better. That was pretty fast.

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    1. I'm really glad that I met Billy. Our whole family is.
      That was a fast recovery, wasn't it?

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  7. Your pie- I could eat the whole thing in one go, pretty sure! It looks like the pies at the fair in pie competition, the one's that win ribbons.
    Beard competition Billy is the winner hands down! He's got mine beat that is for sure, though every morning I awake to a new chin sprout. Billy is lovely!

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    1. August and Levon told me that I had a goatee when I told them what one was. I said, "Thanks, guys."
      Billy is lovely.

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  8. I am so glad the world has people like Billy.

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  9. I like Billy! Thanks for sharing him with us!

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  10. Billy has a Winning Beard for a Beard Contest, Yes, he could have and should have been No. 1. I must have missed something about you NOT feeling okay? So, will backread now in reverse Blog Post Order to find out what happened. Glad you're feeling better now and as if nothing happened. That Pie looks perfect, so I can't imagine it not tasting as good as it looks.

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  11. That is an amazing beard. Definitely a winner in my books.
    The pie looks amazing. I was taught that egg wash goes on meat and savoury pies, pasties, sausage rolls etc, and milk wash with caster sugar sprinkled over, goes on sweet dessert pies, so that's what I have always done, (mostly because milk is cheaper than eggs), but I have to agree, the egg wash does give a lovely golden glow to the pastry.

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    1. I'd never heard those rules for egg and milk washes. I usually never bother but I was feeling fancy so I thought I'd try it. I like the way it came out.

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  12. 37paddington—Billy is a special one. I’m glad you’re feeling back to yourself. And ooo that pie!

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    1. There is only one Billy! It is so good to see you here again, sweet friend.

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  13. That pie is to die for and so is Billy's beard. Glad you are feeling better.

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  14. I have one thing to say: Tell Billy I love him!... Two things to say: I would have shared a photo of butt crack!... Three things: Comparing a butt crack to the Mona Lisa — you are a true art connoisseur (and poet).

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    1. I told him! And he said thank you!
      Okay. When I was staring down that butt crack, all I could think of was you and the pictures you post of such yummy tushes and I felt as if I would shame myself forever if I posted a picture of it. Plus, his wife or girlfriend or someone was sitting across from him so she would have seen me take the picture unless I was really sneaky. I could have been, I suppose.
      I was trying so hard not to be mean about that guy which is why I said the thing about the Mona Lisa but honestly- no comparison.

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    2. I’m really sneaky. I haven’t shared butt-crack photos recently but it’s something I love to do. And hucha is a coin slot. Hucha is also used as a word for piggy banks. AND... for butt-cracks. It became a theme for me. If you have nothing better to do, search the word ”hucha” on my blog and you’ll see some beauties (going back to 2013).

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  15. That is an AMAZING beard and far better than anything I could ever grow. Go Billy! He is no doubt opening more than a few eyes (and hopefully minds) by introducing himself that way.

    You cracked me up with your "Mona Lisa" comment! LOL!

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    1. Yes. I think that perhaps Billy has opened more minds than anyone I know when it comes to queer issues. Just by being himself.
      I'm glad I made you laugh!

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  16. I witnessed a Mona Lisa Smile this morning as I rounded the corner into the work parking lot!
    Patricia

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  17. I have to agree with everyone else that Billy has a very fine ead, that is if you like big shaggy beards. which I don't especially but I'm glad Billy has one. when Marc and I were first together he would only shave every three days which made his face always scratchy against mine so I told him shave or don't. so he stopped and let his get big and shaggy like that or more like the guy in the middle. I didn't especially care for it but I never sid anything since I refused to shave my pits and legs. then about 20 years later he shaved it off and has been clean cut ever since. for the record I do think a neatly trimmed short beard is attractive.

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    1. I do like beards. Some more than others but I generally approve of most of them. I think it's interesting that men can change their appearance in such a dramatic way and that women mostly can't.
      I am having a hard time rationalizing shaving my legs or pits these days. What's the damn point?

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  18. Such a happy post today, Mary. So glad you are feeling better! :)

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  19. Your pie looks outstanding. Billy is a fine person and everyone could benefit from a Billy in their life.

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    1. You're right! Everyone should be assigned a Billy at birth.

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