Friday, February 2, 2024

Ahh...The Sleep Of The Peaceful War Field


This was the sight this morning of the southwest corner of the main crossroad in Lloyd. The one with the flashing light. In the distance you can see the post office which is where I was going when I took the picture. The old store is falling down and is trashy enough on its own so, hey! let's throw in an abandoned sofa with a pint liquor bottle on it! The dump is literally a block away. 
I bet you anything that sofa is going to be there for months. I hope I'm wrong. But honestly, the old store looks so bad that it hardly matters. Someone bought that building and they haven't done one thing to it or with it. If they tear it down, I don't think it can be zoned for anything and the parking lot is minuscule. The county's been on the owners for years to do SOMETHING but so far, there has been no progress. 
It's like I say though- I'm so used to it I don't see it anymore but hopefully, it will dissuade people who are thinking of moving here not to. Is that mean? Yes it is. Is it logical? No it's not. 
Does it work? 
Well, maybe. Along with the trailer park with the rusted out abandoned trailers and other assorted sites of sheer ugly. Manmade, all of them, of course. 

But it was another beautiful day and Mr. Moon called this morning to say he was on his way home and he should be here in about forty-five minutes, in time to make me a Friday night martini. So that's pretty exciting. I told him I wasn't sure he was going to come home at all but he claims to miss me and his cats and his bed and I'm wondering if its really all in that order. Making up the bed with clean sheets took me most of the day. Now there's a story behind this, of course. 

Last night, Jack was on the bed with me and we were sleeping peacefully and suddenly, I was awoken by the sound of cat-fury. Hissing, howling, spitting, slashing. And it was all happening up by my head. I started screaming at them and Maurice jumped off the bed and ran. I guess she'd thought she could sneak up there and sleep on the bed too but of course Jack was not about to tolerate that. 
I checked my phone and it was 1:37 a.m. and I thought, "Oh hell, I'll never get back to sleep now," and then promptly fell back asleep. So that was fine and I'd completely forgotten about it until I went to strip the bed this morning, only to find some pretty serious bloodstains all over the area in which the fight was held. My first thought was, "Oh god! Am I dying?" but quickly realized that the stains were not where I sleep and realized it had come from one or both of those damn slashy, bitey cats. I checked them for wounds but saw nothing apparent and I haven't seen any more blood today so I guess they're all right. 
But the blood had gotten all the way through TWO mattress pads which I use to keep the sheets from sliding around and actually, onto the mattress itself. 
I did three jumbo-sized loads of laundry and I'm pretty sure those bloodstains are never going to go away entirely. Too bad Oprah can't come help me. I heard her on a podcast one time and she could not quit talking about stain removal. It was like her new favorite hobby. I think she was there to talk about empowering women but the subject kept going back to stain removal. I bet she's good at it. 

Another thing I did today was to talk for two entire hours on the phone with my oldest best friend. She called me and we caught up and it was so delightful. We weren't even teenagers when we met in the sixth grade and now here we are, two old crones, cackling for all we're worth. I never talk to anyone on the phone much anymore. But when I see her number come up, I answer. We've both been through a lot since we met, as one does living a life, but it's just such a comfort and a joy to be able to recall the things that we truly bonded over all those years ago and how they still sometimes relate to what we're doing and experiencing now. And somehow, those memories seem like they happened yesterday. We haven't laid eyes on each other in almost thirty years but when we talk, we just continue the conversation we started over sixty years ago. 
I love her so much. 

So that was mostly my day. Doing laundry and talking to my girlfriend and sort of getting ready for Mr. Moon to come home. That doesn't really require much though. I thawed out some chicken and picked some salad greens and I have bread rising. It'll be good to see him but there's always a little period for me of re-acclimating when he gets home. Like, "What are all these clothes doing in the laundry room?" as well as having to think about someone else's needs when I've just gotten so used to being a wild and crazy old woman by myself. But I have a lot of practice and it's nice getting hugs and kisses again and having someone to laugh with and bitch to about things I feel bitchy about (and I don't mean him) and yes, even cook for. 
He's my sweetheart. 

I really wanted to show you all some of the different colors of pink that my camellias come in but I wasn't able to come up with a way to truly get good comparison shots. Here's what I did get, though.





There's a bush I have blooming that Kathleen gave me which puts out blossoms that are barely a shade past white. The most delicate pink you can imagine. And then of course there the shades of young-girl's first dance lipstick pink, and baby cheek pink, and the possibly quite perfect pink of the pink perfections. I don't even know what to call the pink of the ones that are probably my favorite. And all of these flowers contain their own different varying shades of pink- universes of pink in and of themselves. 
Colors that would make Barbie cry. 

The man should be home any minute so I guess I'll go powder my nose and do my hair. 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 
I hope I'm wearing my most fetching overalls but I think that would be an oxymoron. 

Oh, one more thing! Billy's son Waylon texted me this morning. He said, "Happy Groundhog Day. The groundhog didn't see his shadow so spring is coming early!" 

I was so honored and so charmed by this. It was a beautiful way to start off the day. I answered him and thanked him for letting me know. And as I texted back to him, it sure looks like spring around here. 

Happy Friday, y'all. 

Love...Ms. Moon

P.S. Title of this post is courtesy of Rebecca who was responding to a text I sent her about the catfight that didn't keep me awake nearly as long as I thought it would. I asked her permission and she graciously granted it. 

P.P.S. Mr. Moon is home, safe and sound, and martinis are being enjoyed. All is well with my world. 


31 comments:

  1. cat fight on bed with blood not good....dumped couch not good....but Mr Moon coming home IS good....with clean sheets and Martini's on tap, and a comfort meal! IMO, Oprah doesn't know the first thing about removing stains......she has *people* doing that for her. LOL! Camellia's lovely and food for the eyes and soul. happy weekend!
    Susan M

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    1. PS..... I have always wished that Camellias had the smell of roses.......or something very etherial..have never found any of them to have a smell at all. But they make up for it with their sheer beauty
      Susan M

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    2. Well, go here and check it out: https://www.bonappetit.com/story/oprah-winfrey-secret-talent-stain-removal#:~:text=As%20Oprah%20explains%2C%20the%20club,it%20with%20a%20washcloth%2C%20growing
      Yes. It turned out to be a very nice day yesterday and I was so glad to have my sweet man home again.
      I don't really mourn the fact that camellias have no scent. In a way, that would not be fair to all the other flowers because they're already among the most beautiful.

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  2. Our two cats are brothers, litter mates, and best pals… until one is where the other wants to be and neither wants to share. I make one loud hiss and they both take off, but not always without wounds. The jerks. Your camela photos are beautiful. So are your talks about Mr. Moon.

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    1. Cats just can be jerks sometimes, can't they? Sometimes I wonder why we put up with them and when I say "we" I mean Mr. Moon and me, not you. Your cats look far better behaved than mine. A little tiff now and then is normal.
      It's hard to take a bad picture of a camellia.
      I have husband whom it is easy to talk sweetly of.

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  3. There remains on my mattress pad a bloodstain (from a shot that wouldn't stop bleeding) that soaked through. I did everything right, down to Oxyclean, and it remains. Sort of to remind me when I change the sheets. That cat fight has a permanent record.

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    1. You know- I just do not care enough to try and get bloodstains out of a mattress. Or even a mattress pad or sheet. So what? It would never come out entirely and yes- I have a permanent record of my two very, very naughty cats.

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  4. Crazy cats! I'm grateful to sleep with dogs who do nothing worse than hogging the bed (and occasionally snoring!)

    Your camellias are perfection.

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    1. Yes, but dogs are so big! I don't think I could handle that. A cat's size and weight is about all I think I can handle. I suppose a little doggie would be okay but it's a moot point- I will not be getting any dogs ever again. I will leave the dog ownership to people like you who have the patience and love for them.

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  5. You know, I had no idea how much I loved camellias until your pictures.

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  6. Camellias are a very under rated flower.
    Cats are evil little buggers but I would never be without one or two and therefore, I will never have beautiful furniture.
    Yay for Mr Moon's safe return and Friday martinis.

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    1. They're not underrated here! We have camellia shows and there's an entire beautiful park filled with them. I should go there and take pictures.
      Cats sure can make the furniture their own, can't they? We always know Maurice is in the room when we hear her trying to scratch the fabric off the bed.
      It was a great Friday night.

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  7. i'm pretty sure oprah is good at paying other people for stain removal. enjoy your reunion xxalainaxx

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    1. Check it out: https://www.bonappetit.com/story/oprah-winfrey-secret-talent-stain-removal#:~:text=As%20Oprah%20explains%2C%20the%20club,it%20with%20a%20washcloth%2C%20growing

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  8. Those camellias are beautiful. In February. Hard to believe from where I sit! I'm glad Mr moon's home and all's well, complete with martinis.

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    1. Well, camellias are winter-bloomers here. Which I love. They bring so much color and sweetness.
      I'm glad Mr. Moon is home too!

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  9. What a night for you and all that washing, but alls well with Mr Moon home, sounds nice. Gorgeous camellias!

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    1. It was very nice. And hey- at least I don't have to drag my laundry to the river to beat it on rocks or wash it in a kettle in the back yard. How did women do that?

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    1. I had a pretty weird dream but that's my normal.

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  11. I think I counted about six different shades of pink there in those beautiful blooms. Bloodstains need to be cold water washed and scrubbed with a bar of yellow laundry soap before they go into the machine, which is not fun to do and in my case gets the skin peeling off my hands like it was gloves, but I haven't had to clean blood out of anything for years now since Lola's allergies have settled and she no longer scratches great raw patches into her neck and chin.

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    1. Unless I was trying to get bloodstains out of a priceless garment, I do not think I would ever go through that sort of process. Or maybe someone else's couch. The yellow laundry soap situation sounds horrible!

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  12. Yeah I bet stain removal is really one of Oprah's favourite passtimes - especially if she has shares in the company she's plugging!

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    1. I am not lying! https://www.bonappetit.com/story/oprah-winfrey-secret-talent-stain-removal#:~:text=As%20Oprah%20explains%2C%20the%20club,it%20with%20a%20washcloth%2C%20growing

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  13. The discarded sofa looks like something I'd find around here. What is WRONG with people that they couldn't get it all the way to the dump?

    Your camellias really are going strong! Ours are still tight buds.

    Do you think Jack's infection came from a skirmish with Maurice?

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    1. My guess is that someone went to the dump, found it closed, and just left it there. I suppose we could take it to the dump but damn. Those sofas are heavy! You'd do it, Steve. I know you.
      I am looking forward to seeing pictures of your camellias.
      I have wondered that about Jack's infection myself. It's quite possible but we'll never really know.

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  14. Oh those flowers are so lovely! I am also loving that sweet porcelain basket in the last photo with the little yellow rosebuds. Glad you are safe from the cat fight and glad Mr. Moon is home! Happy weekend, Mary!

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    1. Ellen, I don't even remember where I got that little basket but I do love it. It's perfect for camellias.
      I'm glad I didn't get my eye taken out in that fight. It could have happened.

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  15. The Flower Photos are Stunning. The lead Photo was kind of Funny, even Blighted Properties have that certain Charm to them, I like to think of their Back Stories, even when decay is advanced, there's just something to the ruination that fascinates me. I'm wondering if the addition of the discarded Sofa was intentional so whoever drinks has a place to lay down if they pass out? *LOL* Tho', people who dump what should go the dump are a scourge everywhere these days... trashy too, we do Environmental Cleanup as Volunteers and even doing regular areas isn't enuf to keep on top of the messy people who are Environmentally Unconscious. I think Spring could come early here too. I can't recall what is best for Blood Stains, but glad your Blood wasn't mixed in with it... being there was a Cat Fight so close to your Head, you dodged a Bullet there. Glad Mr. Moon arrived safe and sound and it's Martini Time now.

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    1. I had that thought too about someone purposefully leaving the sofa there to snooze on but I'm pretty sure that wasn't the case.
      It's so hard for me to believe that people just dump stuff wherever they want, including throwing trash out of cars. I mean- come on! But you're right- there are an awful lot of people who just don't give it a second thought.

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