So this morning I was hanging sheets on the line and I looked up and across the yard and noticed that leaning tree. I swear to you- I have looked at those trees thousands of times and I never, ever noticed that tree being bent over like that. I called Mr. Moon over to look at it and said, "Honey, has that tree always looked like that?"
"Oh hell no," he said.
And then we both started saying things about how now that the leaves are falling off the limbs we can see the tree better and that maybe it's always been like that but then we both agreed that no, this is a new thing.
None of the roots are coming up so I guess it's not going to fall over any minute and if it does fall over, at least it won't fall on the house but just knowing that a Bradford pear can do that is a little scary because we have more that are definitely close enough to the house to crunch that pretty new roof should they fall.
These are the same damn trees that we vow to cut down every year and here we are twenty years on and they're still here, bigger than ever of course, because that's what trees do. They grow. One of the problems is that the septic tank is buried in there somewhere and driving a truck the size of the ones they use to cut down trees onto it would probably not be prudent.
Ooh boy.
So that's another thing to think about here on El Rancho Luna. Being a homeowner is not always what it's cracked up to be.
Y'all- it has been a good day. Another good day. I stayed home mostly, although I did walk up to the post office. I knew I had a package because I'd gotten an email notice of a delivery of a dress I ordered and as soon as I started opening my box, the mail clerk guy went to the back of the office and retrieved TWO packages for me.
I do love the Lloyd post office, as you know.
One of the packages was indeed the dress and the other came from a name I did not recognize. I brought them home and it turned out that they mystery box was absolutely filled with beautiful things for me that someone (and I do now know who it was) had gotten and mailed to me.
I was so absolutely stunned.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, darling woman who sent that! I was and am overwhelmed and honestly don't even know what to do with all the feelings in my heart.
Just...what a gorgeous, loving surprise.
The dress that came is not bad. It's another flannel dress from the Natural Life company that had been on major sale and it fits and it's so soft but...NO POCKETS! Well, okay. There are two breast pockets. It's basically a flannel shirt that comes down to your ankles so practically perfect except for that one major flaw.
Major. I didn't even think to check on the pocket issue when I ordered it. I thought all of their dresses came with pockets. I am sorely disappointed but I am keeping it. I can either add some pockets or wear it with an apron with pockets (at home, at least) or a jacket with pockets.
I swear.
I have one more thing to say this evening and that is this: The movie Elf is complete and utter shite. I've always heard what a great movie it is and I do have an affection for Will Ferrell in certain situations so we thought we'd watch it this week.
Oh. My. God.
No. A thousand times no. We did not come close to finishing it.
And in today's local Tallahassee paper they did a list of the top 20 Christmas movies of all times and guess what? Elf was number three. Glen and I laughed so hard we almost lost our breakfasts.
Sigh.
I can't stomach Will Ferrell, so you know anything he is in is on my "shite" list!!
ReplyDeleteI have not watched ANY of the Christmas movies this year! Hallmark Channel has had a couple really good movies that I have really enjoyed! I think it's because the pickings are so friggin slim!!
Just add a patch pocket or two to that dress ... no one will even notice!
Glen probably found that chocolate and has eaten it already! LOL Go buy a new box!!
I have seen Ferrell in interviews and he made me laugh so hard but his comedic roles in movies are really not for me.
DeleteThere was a funny article in the NYT's today about the percentages of Hallmark and Lifetime Christmas movies as regards plots, settings, old boyfriends, women who come to small towns from high powered big city situations, etc. They found the films to be as surprisingly formulaic as we think of them as being. And people do love them, for sure.
A Christmas movie I look for is Holiday Affair with Robert Mitchum. And there was one on tv called The House Without a Christmas Tree because Mildred Natwick is in it. I think they are both on Youtube.
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen any of those movies! Robert Mitchum was gorgeous, wasn't he?
DeleteHey- even if you have to buy new chocolates, the first ones will probably reappear one beautiful day, and you can have a chocolate fest!😃About Elf- I just don’t like Will Ferrell, so I’ve never watched it… I find so many popular movies are exactly what I really don’t like watching , so I take those ‘recommendations’ with a huge grain of kosher salt😅Here’s to a wonderful and happy Christmas weekend to you and your family! Love, Rigmor🥰
ReplyDeleteIt's funny- I don't like National Lampoon's Christmas movie as much as I liked the original Vacation but I can't help but laugh at a lot of it. And it's absurd. Totally. Still- I sort of like it. But Elf? I didn't even get a chuckle out of what we watched.
DeleteHappy Christmas to you, too, Rigmor!
The absolutely only Christmas movie I will watch is "The Bishop's Wife", mainly because of the nice little miracles and the all star cast. I have cordially hated any other I've come across, especially that Wonderful Life thing, god, all the stay in your place don't speak to power lesson, don't dare go out for a better life, terrible stuff. Not that I have any strong feelings about it.
ReplyDeleteNo, no. I can tell you are perfectly non-biased. I've never gotten much from that movie either- the Wonderful Life one. It's pretty treacly, isn't it?
DeleteThat tree is most odd. It would be even more strange if it stood up straight again.
ReplyDeleteBuy the chocolates. It's the only way you will find the safe place you put the others.
I don't do Christmas movies but I do have fond memories of my mother reading a passage from A Christmas Carol every Christmas Eve. It ends with "god bless us all said Tiny Tim". It was her family tradition when she was a wee lass.
I was just thinking that today, Ms. Merlot! What if it just stood back up? I almost deleted the picture I took of it but I'm saving it so I can compare it's tilt as days go by.
DeleteYes. A Christmas Carol was a fine story. I think I've heard that Dickens made good bank on that one.
37paddington: dear god I agree with you about Elf. I know people who insist it’s a classic but I’m 100 percent with you in your assessment. So fascinating about that tree. It definitely bears watching. Glad you had a sweet day.
ReplyDeleteIt's a classic mess! And yet, people do love it. Why? I do not get it.
DeleteWe shall see what the tree has in mind.
How about take breast pockets off and put them lower down?. Have dome that before. Love and no Christmas here from across the Pond Maggi xxxx
ReplyDeleteBut that would ruin the flannel shirt look of it. I don't know. I have to add pockets of some sort.
DeleteI am so glad to find someone else who doesn't like Elf. And I was going to suggest what anonymous said about the pockets on that dress.
ReplyDeleteFor the trees, could you perhaps hire a company with a "cherry picker" that can be extended towards those trees far enough to lop off the tops and maybe even cut them down further without having to drive over the septic tank area? You may have to buy a new box of chocolates to make the old box suddenly appear.
We probably could find a company that could safely deal with those trees. There are actually eight of them that need to come down. Not a cheap prospect.
DeleteI do not like Elf. Perhaps we could start an I hate elf support group. I am also glad that elf on the shelf started aftee my kids were grown.
ReplyDeleteMy go to Christmas movies are George C Scott's version of
A Christmas Carol and it's a Wonderful Life
Yes! Let's do it! "I hate Elf no matter what you say!"
DeleteMy go-to Christmas movie and honestly, the only one I watch, is The Family Stone. And I love that one so much.
Re: the tree. They can take it down with a crane that doesn't need to be up close on top of your septic tank. They can park the crane on the street and pull the tree up and over the roof of your house. No big deal. And while they're at it it won't cost that much more to take down however more iffy trees you've got. How do I know? I live in Maine one of the most forested states in the country. We have 60 foot pine trees craned out like people in other states get their lawns mowed.
ReplyDeleteNot sure tree cutting companies here have cranes that big. Definitely not big enough to operate over the street. Florida has a lot of trees but perhaps not as many as Maine. At least that need to be removed.
DeleteI've never understood the appeal of "Elf," which I've never seen and don't want to. I'm not really a Will Ferrell fan.
ReplyDeleteI want to hear more about this mystery box you received! Can you show us what it contained? Not that it's really any of my business. :)
I hope the leaning tree situation is easy to resolve -- if, indeed, you need to do anything at all about it.
Yeah. Do not waste one second of your precious life on that dreck. Ugh.
DeleteKnowing us, we'll wait until the dang tree just crashes over until we do something about it.
We couldn't get through “Elf” either, but we're not Will Ferrell fans. After reading all the ravings about it lately, I thought I'd try again but, now that I know I'm in such good company, I won't bother. That's a great dress, but it definitely looks like it's supposed to have pockets. That tree looks like it's got nowhere to go but down.
ReplyDeleteThat's exactly what happened to me with "Elf". So many rave reviews and I thought, "Well, maybe I'm missing something."
DeleteAnd now I'm missing however many minutes of my life I spent watching the damn thing.
Yeah. A girl's gotta have pockets. Am I supposed to hold my phone in my teeth? I listen to audio books all day long.
I believe you have described the tree situation succinctly.
So next time you have to hide a gift, take a pic with your phone of where you put it so you will never lose it.
ReplyDeleteI really like that dress and know you can sew pockets into it because you are so talented. You do wear a lot of dresses and I do not even own one anymore!
Ellen- that is a great idea!
DeleteI really am not that talented when it comes to sewing. But I may figure out something because without pockets, the dress is rather useless. I like dresses because they are SO comfortable.
I'm with you on Elf. what a stupid movie. I don't really care for Will Ferrell's comedy but I saw him in a drama once (wish I could remember the name of the movie) and he was fucking amazing. I don't know why he leans toward comedy. that dress is more like a robe. I don't care for dresses that drop from your shoulder without some sort of waist (empire, hip, or just a half sash to tie at the back). while I wear an undershirt in the winter I don't in the summer and since I don't wear a bra, dresses like that make me feel vulnerable, naked except for my panties, which is really silly since I've never been overly modest and quite often not modest at all! but really, I don't wear dresses at all anymore and haven't for a long time. and my favorite one doesn't fit anymore since I gained weight anyway. it was so big when I bought it I had to take in the side seams. then I gained enough for it to fit and let the side seams back out and now I've gained enough that it is taut across my chest and the buttons down the front sort of gap.
ReplyDeleteI've never seen Ferrell in a drama but I can see him being pretty good in one. He probably leans towards comedy because that's how he makes the big bucks.
DeleteI can understand about feeling vulnerable in a dress with no bra under it. I sometimes wear tank tops under dresses and call that my bra.
Age sure does have an effect on what fits and what doesn't, doesn't it?
I don't have strong feelings about Elf one way or other. Same with Will Ferrell. Sometimes he's ok, sometimes he's annoying.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Steve: I want to see your goodies! :)
For whatever reason, I am feeling very possessive about my goodies. Suffice it to say- all of them are perfect in their own way.
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