Oh look. I got a free book in the mail today.
Well, booklet, to be more precise.
My favorite chapter.
And perhaps this explains the fact that there was only one begotten son.
Sad. But there are techniques which can help with this problem.
Could I get a time-frame so that I can figure out when to let my anti-depressant prescription lapse?
After a quick perusal of the booklet, I believe I have figured out the main problem with the world today.
Thanks! Seventh Day Adventists for clearing it up, once and for all. We are observing the Sabbath on the wrong damn day! Jeez.
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I'm going to go deal with chicken shit now.
BEST. POST. EVER.ReplyDelete
Rebecca- Thank you! It wrote itself, to be honest.ReplyDelete
The "coming" thing totally cracked me up, but it's the first photo that set off the laughing spree.
From that tiny little image of your foot on the left side, it makes it look as if they sent you a 10' tall pamphlet to get their point across and thinking -- "they're not gonna' toss this one so easily!"
Liv- I didn't even notice that! It is pretty funny. Good eye!ReplyDelete
thanks for the laugh. no wonder indeed.ReplyDelete
Tee hee! Thanks for the laugh.ReplyDelete
I get this. I can't hear anything once the proselytizing starts. shuts me right down.ReplyDelete
You are so funny. I loved your pics of Gibson yesterday and August in a swimsuit. And tho your post the day before about the state of the world was brilliant and had my mind reeling, all I wanted was pictures of babies. I'm so simple minded!ReplyDelete
Ha. This made me smile.ReplyDelete
Behold , I come quickly ( some men must be very close to God!).ReplyDelete
Jesus fuck. That's all I've got to say. Great post.ReplyDelete
HOly Crap that's funny! I agree with Ms Radish, THE BEST!ReplyDelete
Thank you Miss Mary.
Sending you love and hugs and more love and hugs. Always.