Oh look. I got a free book in the mail today.
Well, booklet, to be more precise.
My favorite chapter.
And perhaps this explains the fact that there was only one begotten son.
Sad. But there are techniques which can help with this problem.
Could I get a time-frame so that I can figure out when to let my anti-depressant prescription lapse?
After a quick perusal of the booklet, I believe I have figured out the main problem with the world today.
Thanks! Seventh Day Adventists for clearing it up, once and for all. We are observing the Sabbath on the wrong damn day! Jeez.
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I'm going to go deal with chicken shit now.