And they said....Hmmmmm.They found it....okay.
And then they said, "Oh great Crazy Chicken Lady Batshit Mother Who Brings Us Food- could you make this into a pie for us?"
And Batshit Mother laughed and said, "Babies, I love you. But not that much."
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
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Wow, man. That's a hell of a way to get rid of a pumpkin. Beats letting it waste and rot, eh?
ReplyDeleteMy fat ass likes pie, too!
Those chickens are getting pretty demanding! Maybe they need a reminder what happens to such presumptuous birds....chicken soup, anyone?
ReplyDeleteI love that picture; for some reason it simply makes me laugh. And be the slightest bit creeped out, but-mostly I laughed.
ReplyDeleteYour chickens would make for a serious torturing device - just tie someone to a table and they'll pick at their eyes and mouth. Ewww.
ReplyDeleteThat's creepy as hell.
ReplyDeletecreepy indeed..somehow thats stuff for a great story..:-)
ReplyDeletePoor pecked pumpkin.
ReplyDeleteThanks for another giggle today.
come on, make them a pie, or at least a tasty tart, chicken mama!
Ms. Bastard- I'd make YOU a pie.
ReplyDeleteRachel- Oooooh noooooo....
Not with my chickens.
Kori- It is a little creepy. Pumpkin decorated by chickens!
Mwa- You have an evil mind.
DTG- And funny.
Danielle- I think this IS the story.
Bethany- Uh-huh. No way. Maybe next year, though.
This just made me laugh so much. I'm going to put our pumpkin in the chicken's yard and let them have a go then. It's either that, or the stale cake.
ReplyDeletePecked out pumpkin eyes. Eeeeeeeeeewe! I think it's hilarious that Bee is doing it too. Soon everyone will be sacrificing their pumpkins to the feathered ones.
ReplyDeletefunny.
I like it. I say you have them carve it from the get go next year. It could be a ceremony. Or something.
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