Friday, August 20, 2010

Haiku My Heart, Good Enough To Eat, Even When He's Bad


Boy in cabinet
Kneeling in casserole dish
I shall eat him now.


Owen led me a merry chase last night. He has learned to fight sleep with all his heart and mind and strong little body and he is, like I say, a drunk on too much coffee when he's like this.



I gave him a bath, which he always loves, and then sat him up on his changing table and shot a few seconds of him doing his imitation of a laser beam fight in outer space. He was not giving up any of his cuteness. He was too determined to keep the party going and when I say "party" I mean proving that Grandmother will do anything for him that he wants. Anything.
Yogurt? Pineapple? Read a book? Play ball? Chase him around the house?
Sure. Whatever.
Luckily for me, Jason's surgery did not last very long. He and Lily came home with a very small bottle of about six bone chips the doctor had removed from Jason's foot. Jason settled on the couch with his foot up and Lily went to get him a pain pill.
"You want juice, milk, or water?" she asked him.
"Beer," he said.
"You can't do that," she said.
"Oh, give the boy a beer," I told her. Yes. I am a nurse.
She sighed in resignation and got a beer out of the refrigerator and a pill out of the bottle.
"Your daddy's going to get effed-up," she told Owen.

I giggled and kissed them all and came home.

And now I have made a haiku out of the evening and if you want to read more haikus or if you want to make one of your own, join this little party (and when I say "party" I mean scraping all the cake away from the frosting and savoring the sweetness in your mouth) at Recuerda mi Corazon with our dear Rebecca.

27 comments:

  1. I love this somewhat personal snapshot into your life. Thank you for sharing. My four Grandchildren, (and their Mother, my daughter), live with us. I now all too well that I'll do anything for them, times four! Keeps us busy, don't it?

    Very nice haiku and video. Yopu have a very pleasant voice, by the way.

    Peace.

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  2. Glad Jason is okay. That photo of Owen in the casserole dish is priceless.

    Love you. Have a great weekend!

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  3. That child sounds like a baby bird! It is ironic that they get that last burst of pure adrenaline before they pass out. Nature is weird.

    Glad J is on the mend. Pone chips sound painful! yesh!

    Happy Friday.
    m PS Save me one of those chubby legs! yummy! (Owen's that is)

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  4. Mama, when you get a chance, can you send me that video via email? thank you.

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  5. While the video played, Bella the dog came running to investigate and Austin said tickle-tickle and tried to get Owen on the screen. :)

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  6. We've now watched it several times and he laughs and says "check baby." And then "he's screamin'" and he laughs.

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  7. "Dad, come here. Check baby."

    good entertainment this morning :)

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  8. So cute! Love the story and the "your daddy's going to get effed up tonight!" Still laughing at that!

    My dog and bird seemed to enjoy Owen's voice!

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  9. that haiku made me laugh out loud...i miss the little days...

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  10. Hey Ms. Moon! Thanks so much for inviting me to join. I'm so glad you liked my haiku.

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  11. Hey, next time we have a potluck here in St. Augustine will you bring that yummy-looking casserole???

    That little guy is too cute for words ~ I love that you show all aspects of him and not just the ones when he's being "good"!

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  12. Laughing now. Such a morsel in that casserole dish. Such a delectable haiku.

    "I shall eat him now."

    I also love your haiku invitation:

    "scraping all the cake away from the frosting and savoring the sweetness in your mouth"

    You have a way with words...

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  13. Spadoman- Thank-you. And four? How do you do it? Really. How?

    Ms. Bastard- He's a nut, that boy. My monkey fish. I love you, Ms. Beloved!

    Ms. Fleur- I know. But yes, I want to nosh those thighs.

    DTG- I tried. I have to figure out youtube. I suppose I can. A lot of obvious idiots do.
    Love you...Mama

    Stephanie- Ha! Glad we could entertain the family so well.

    Delphyne- I figure that after getting bone chips removed from your foot, you deserve to get effed up.

    jean- It's a hoot.

    Jeannie- Well, I did love your haiku. It's perfect.

    lulumarie- He's starting to become quite opinionated in his old age.

    Leslie- I thank you!

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  14. He sounds like a little chirpy bird. How precious.

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  15. little mischief man
    full of piss and vinegar
    but such pure sweetness

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  16. Hahaha - I so love this. What a delightful little soul. My own little grandson will be three next week and I can relate to each and every word you wrote.

    The haiku and the picture (and the experience!) are priceless.

    ~Deb

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  17. The haiku grabbed me.

    As did your comment on my blog. Ina May is one of my heroines. I gobbled up her Spiritual Midwifery back in 2000 when pregnant with my first child. I met her in person once, shaking in my knees.

    I birthed all my babies at home, including twins, they were full term (40 weeks + 3 days). They weighed 9 lbs 1 oz and 7 lbs 14 oz. Any woman who says she can't do it (birth at home, birth naturally), I usually fill their ears and then some.

    The support, love, friendship I found in my midwife (now retired) was a sanctuary, an empowerment, one that I pray my own 2 daughters will someday find. My midwife, and the wholeness she saw in me, changed my life.

    xoxoxo,
    Terresa

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  18. Rebecca- A BIG chirpy bird!

    Meri- You are RIGHT! I love that haiku. Thank-you.

    paper-n-soul- I'm glad you liked.

    Terressa- I need to spend some time at your place. I met Ina May several times and each time I trembled.
    You should read my post about how the midwives should be allowed to figure out the world's problems. You were blessed to have found such a wonderful one.

    deb did it- And that is how I feel about Owen.

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  19. Great photo of Owen in the casserole dish.

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  20. Oh Ms. Moon I love how you enable!

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  21. yum. yum.

    baby, i am thinking you can both dish it out!!!


    i am HOME and i have MISSED YOU!

    xoxoxoxxooxxoxo,
    rebecca

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  22. Syd- I thought it was pretty precious.

    NOLA- Enable? Me?

    Magical Mystery Teacher- Delectable. Yes.

    Dianne- Probably too cute. You are right.

    rebecca- Oooh. Yes. I think we can all dish it out if needed. I missed you TOO! Love.

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