Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Cookies and Crap

Oh, it was a hard morning. Owen did not want to get up and get out of bed. He did not want to come to Mer's house and when he got here, he did not want to let his father go.
It was heart-rending.
The crying. The arms reaching out. Then- the worst- he knelt on the kitchen floor and cried at the door, "No leave, Daddy!"
Oh Lord. I thought I might die.
I did not. Nor did Owen.
He finally got interested in a smoothie and then he wanted some cheese cubes to eat with a toothpick. By the time I'd gotten out the cocktail glass monkeys and mermaids which have been languishing on a shelf for years, he was a happy boy again.
We had a pretty easy day of it, to tell you the truth. We hung out inside a lot because it's cold. We did make our pilgrimages out to feed the chickens and munch collards from the plants in the garden like animals and see the goats but we watched some Dinosaur Train too. Why do the dinosaurs ride on the train?
I do not know and if you do, don't even try to explain it to me. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Anyway, Lily had asked me if I would make some chocolate chip cookies for them to take on their trip to Asheville as the heating element in their oven is broken and of course I said I would. I realized that I've never yet made cookies either with or for Owen that I can remember. And frankly, he was too interested in the cocktail glass monkeys and mermaids to want to help and when I offered him some cookie dough to sample, he turned up his nose at it. In fact, he refused to eat a cookie too. What kind of a child is this? He wanted a carrot. So I gave him a carrot. He'll eat raw collard greens but not a cookie?
Fine. See if this grandma ever makes that child any more cookies.

I asked him in the early afternoon if he wanted a nap.
"NO!" he said. Then he thought about it. "Maybe."
We took a nap. Three pages of the Cat In The Hat and he was ready for the Mr. Peep story.
He did have two cookies when he got up. He liked them. I think he may have shared them with Zeke, to tell you the truth. I know Zeke likes cookies.

And then his mama came and got him and took him home and left me sad. Why do I get so damn depressed every time one of my children leaves the North Florida/South Georgia area? Ah, it's just the way it is. I'm like Elvis- I want to know where every one of my flock is at all times and I want to keep them close enough so that I can come running if they need me.
That's ridiculous. But it's true.

Oh well.
Thank all of you for your book reader imput. I'm pretty sure I'm going to order a Kindle and not the Kindle Fire. If we do ever get iPhones, that would double what I already won't need. But I'm pretty excited about the prospect. And I sure do and really very much appreciate the fact that you took the time to tell me your experiences and give me your advice. I needed it.

It might freeze tonight. We are not totally unprepared this time. Whatever I really want which hasn't already frozen has been moved into the house or covered. I hate this process.

So I have nothing else to say except that I wish someone would just hand me about ten thousand dollars because I want my hair cut and colored and made lighter and I want that Kindle and I want the eye surgery to get rid of glasses.
See what happens when you buy a new appliance? You're never satisfied. Never.

That's what's happening in Lloyd tonight. It's not very amusing and it's not very funny and it's certainly not life-shaking but here it is for what it's worth.

God. I need to get my blogging shit together.
I'll try.

Your boring and faithful correspondent...Ms. Moon



14 comments:

  1. I dunno, I laughed.

    Never satisfied :)

    NO! Maybe.

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  2. It's a goodness and you are a goodness to that boy and oh the heartrack of leaving and coming back and leaving etc it never ends and I would turn my back on the cookie dough to play with the monkeys and mermaids I would because I remember them green and red and haven't seen one as an adult.
    xoxox

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  3. stay warm. i'm making cookies tomorrow as part of my recovery process.

    xxalainaxx

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  4. You're so not boring. I wish I could write like you -- the mundane and the non so mundane -- and it all makes me laugh and cry and wonder.

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  5. I don't ever find you boring either. It was fun reading about your day.

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  6. Oh, shit, I have to bring my plants in. I guess I will do that on my way out to the bar. Haha! I'm a college kid!

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  7. Stephanie- Owen always makes me laugh but I'm his grandmother.

    Madame Radish King- Oh, I played with him on the floor with those monkeys and mermaids. I did.

    Mrs. A- Glad to hear it!

    Elizabeth- You're just too sweet. You are, you are.

    nicol- And you are too. Sweet.

    DTG- Have fun, College Kid! I love you.

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  8. I thought it was interesting too. Seeing Dick and Jane and Sally up there at the beginning really got my interest ;-). I feel the same way about my children and grandkids. I feel better when they are close enough to help although it may be getting to the point that they're close enough to help me. Going down to 28 here tonight.

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  9. If ever Owen doesn't want his cookies, you pass them over to me. He can have every last one of my carrots. Yuck!!

    I've been wrestling with the e-reader too. I downloaded the Kindle app on my phone just to try. It's nice when I'm waiting for an appointment or just want to read a few pages during lunch but I don't see myself using it full time on my phone. I'll probably order the basic Kindle if I decide to upgrade.

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  10. Stupid blogger not working, lost comment :(

    In short:
    Kids, no cookie dough, what are they like??

    I wish you had ten thousand dollars too, and me, though it still wouldn't get me out of debt :(

    As to why dinosaurs on a train? Well, kids like dinosaurs, and trains. Double the pleasure :)

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  11. I felt every bit of this, I'm so glad you wrote it out.
    I've been thinking about a Kindle too, but I think you're further along in that thought department than I am.
    Also I've been thinking of cut hair.
    Also, eye surgery.
    But in all those things you are further along. Strange. My family's gone now too. I'm missing them and okay with it.

    You are quite wonderful.

    love d

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  12. Kristin- I think it got that cold here, too.

    Mel's Way- I'm pretty sure I'm getting the Kindle.

    Jo- Owen is his own man. I tell you. I TOLD you not to try and explain that dinosaurs on a train thing. Jeez, woman! I wish I had a million dollars so I could give you a bunch. How's that?

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  13. 21k- I'm okay with the family gone today too. It's wonderful when they're here, it's...quiet...when they're gone. I like quiet. A lot. I think you're wonderful too.

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  14. Love that boy. I'll take a cocktail glass orver a cookie any day.

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