Dammit, dammit, dammit, as Lillian Rose Moon said on her first day of preschool. (I was so proud.)Anyway, what I'm damning is the fact that although I had entire month between when I thought my doctor's appointment was and when it actually is, no comet hit the earth destroying all life forms, which means that today's the day I have to go.
And despite the 20 mg. of antidepressant coursing through my blood stream, I am as jumpy as a cat in a rocking chair factory.
(Hold on. I have to go eat some Tums.)
All right. I'm back. Fruit flavored Tums for breakfast. Yum!
Why am I so freaked out about going to the doctor? I do not know. But I wish I wasn't.
I suppose I should go get ready. Bathe, dress, etc.
Take an Ativan. Slam some vodka.
Just kidding!
I'll report in later.
Dang, you put up so many posts in the past few days I missed a couple comments! Hang in there with the Doc.
ReplyDeleteI tried to get your number from Juancho but he is out of town saving folks and I got voice mail. I wanted to invite you to the dinner for Fat Lad last night.
There is a tenative friday get together. A lot is still up in the air, and I may not be able to make it. How can we reach each other without exposing our secret identities?
Dude. Look me up. I'm in the book.
ReplyDeleteOr just write me an e-mail.
mmerluna at aol dot com
I don't think I have a secret identity.
Hang in there, I know that the dr. is no fun, but it will be over before you know it.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of anti-depressants are you taking? I am on Effexor and I think it is giving me vertigo.
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In the future, could you please just wish to be hit by lightening? That would accomplish the same goal - for you - as having a comet hit the earth, but the rest of us would fare better.
ReplyDeleteSeriously - if an anti-depressant is making you jumpy, it's the wrong one for you, or the dose is too high. I hope your appointment went OK.
yes keep us updated ms moon!
ReplyDeletebest,
MOB- well, obviously my universal death-wish had no impact (haha) on life as we know it. But you're right. That was so selfish of me. Then again, we wouldn't have to be dealing with the economic melt-down or the possibility of John McCain being elected president if that comet had hit the earth.
ReplyDeleteAm I right?