This gecko was in my kitchen sink when I went to get my coffee this morning. I had a tiny freak-out. As nature-girlish as I sometimes seem, I HAVE NO DESIRE WHATSOEVER TO PICK UP REPTILES WITH MY BARE HANDS.
No. No, no, no.
And why would this happen when Glen is out of town?
Oh hell. Why wouldn't it?
I'm sorry. I really am a wimp when it comes to scaly, crawly, possibly moist things. I admire them, I love to take pictures of lizards sunning in the daytime or on the screen at night. They are fascinating. I am not overly afraid of snakes unless they are venomous. Frogs and toads are very cool and incredibly interesting and also vitally important to our ecosystems. But I am not picking any of these lovely creatures up.
I'm simply not.
So of course I texted Glen who is, of course, in Alabama, a picture of the gecko with the word, "HELP!"
He advised me to throw a towel on it, wrap it around the lizard, and toss it outside.
Uh, no. I might inadvertently have touched it.
Now you can trap a bee or a wasp with a jar and a saucer (and in fact I just did that) but what sort of device would there be that I could flatten against the curved sink that would contain the gecko?
I sent the picture to the children too. Hank suggested that I lean a stick of some sort in the sink that would reach the top so that the little guy could climb out. I guess that although geckos can walk across a ceiling, they can't climb out of a damn sink. I knew he'd fallen in because he'd knocked a school picture of Waylon off the shelf above that had been propped up on a little bottle.
So first I put a wooden spoon in the sink for the gecko to use as a bridge and then I found a ruler which seemed like an even better choice. But then the gecko climbed into the drain.
By now I was ready to call Morgan, who lives next door and who is a Jefferson County Sheriff. Surely he would know what to do. But look- that's just not the right thing to do. I need to save Morgan for bigger emergencies than that by which I mean if a snake gets in the kitchen.
Which has happened before.
So I just left the gecko and his props right where they were and then later, I ran the water into the other side of the double sink, hoping not to drown the poor creature, which made him come back up into the sink and when I got back from my walk I saw no sign of it and so it's either down the drain somewhere or free-ranging in my kitchen which is probably fine because they eat bugs but oh Lord, I do not want to see him again.
My walk was okay. It looks like Harvey is for sure taking apart the trailer on his property. He was sitting in his chair with his back to the road so he didn't see me or if he did, he chose to ignore me and I just walked on past. I made another detour into a relatively private area to pee today, but not the one with the trail cam. This one is not in downtown Lloyd. There are planted pines and all sorts of bushes and briars so I have to be careful but a bright pink object got my attention. I thought maybe it was a piece of trash, but no!
"You're pretty bold to assume I'm still awake," I said to him.
"You're right," he said. "I'm sorry."
I told him it was alright. I was actually still awake, reading an article about Percival Everett that was published in the New Yorker.
Yes. I am a little obsessed.
She laughed. She understood.
Oh, how swiftly those thirty-five years have flown. She is a grown woman now, with two babies of her own. I don't have the words in me right now to express how grateful I am for my four births, all resulting in healthy babies who have grown up to be the joys of my life.
That is a very pretty flower. Is it a wild rose?
ReplyDeleteAs long as beasties have legs, I am happy to wrangle them - although I would use Mr Moon's suggestiong and use something like a tea towel. Snakes, on the other hand, are a big no. And if one ever decided to venture into my house I would have to move.
It IS a wild rose!
DeleteI did tell Glen that we might have to move after the gecko went down the drain.
Interesting reaction to the gecko. I imagined that all Floridians were cool about house lizards. The one Floridian creature I would not want in the house is a ten foot alligator. Imagine one of those suckers falling from the ceiling!
ReplyDeleteso a smaller alligator would be okay with you? Ha Ha.
DeleteHonestly, I would not be 100% shocked to find an alligator in my house. However, never would I ever see one falling from a ceiling.
DeleteI've handled all kinds of animals including pet anole Benjie, no problems. But I won't touch coleslaw, no!
ReplyDeleteNo coleslaw? Noted.
DeleteWhat BOUD said!! haha- I would have adopted the anole, dressed it in the finest tiny clothes that I could find, named it and suffocated it with my love, most likely. I am a different kind of crazy. You are a more sane crazy...Wow I did not realize that Jesse is two years younger than Erik! Erik being 37 just blows my mind!
ReplyDeleteIt was a gecko and their feet are just so weird. I mean, I totally admire their evolutionary design but NO!
DeleteMy oldest is turning 48 this year. How's that?
Maurice or Jack would make short work of that gecko if either spotted it. Sounds like you had a good day. Happy Birthday to Jessie.
ReplyDeleteYes. I could have put one in the sink to take care of the problem but I didn't. More on cat/animal activity in tonight's post.
DeleteI had the same thought as e -- the cats will take care of the gecko! It's funny that you're so averse to handling them. I usually don't mind lizardy things -- they're usually pretty dry compared to, say, tree frogs.
ReplyDeleteSome roses are quite efficient at re-seeding themselves. That looks like a climber, maybe -- we have a similar one in our garden that has grown and spread quite vigorously.
I didn't want the cats to torture the gecko which they would have.
DeleteI was so shocked to see that little rose right there in an overgrown field. I almost wonder if there had been a house there at one time but I've never seen any signs of one.
I’m not sure what I would have done with the gecko in the sink. I suppose I would have picked it up and put it outside. A snake, however, no way! I like your kind of crazy.
ReplyDeleteYes. Either you or SG (unless he's too much like me) would have handled that gecko. I wonder what one of your cats would have done with it. Have they ever even seen anything like a lizard?
DeleteNo. I do not touch snakes either except at the Jr. Museum where one of the employees gives a little talk on them and lets people gently touch them. I will do that.
Dudo has seen small lizards on the terrace and he did bite the tail off one once. Moose doesn’t even notice.
DeleteHappy Birthday to Jessie! :)
ReplyDeleteGeckos and lizards don't scare me, I'd have taken care of him for you, but if I saw a snake near my house (or god forbid, inside) I'd probably have a heart attack.
Thank you, Jennifer!
DeleteI don't have heart attacks when I see snakes although when that rattler got right up near the back porch when the boys were very near, I did get freaked. Glen saw it first though, and handled the situation. Not the snake though. He did not handle the snake.
My youngest turned 35 this year also. I sure treasure all of the days I have had my Maggie. She is such a sweetheart!
ReplyDeleteI could not pee in the woods. I would end up peeing on my shoes. I would have to plan my walking so I could stop at a bathroom if I needed it! :)
Oh, I've probably peed on my shoes a few times. Who cares? I'm very experienced at outdoor peeing though. I'd rather pee outside than in a nasty bathroom.
DeleteThere are NO bathrooms available around here that one could just pop-in and use. Well, maybe the one at the DG but I have not reached that point of desperation yet.
My baby girl turns thirty-two in June, can't believe it either. She has a few strands of gray hair now which I can see as I push her wheelchair. Happy birthday to Jessie:)
ReplyDeleteI'm shocked that a gecko would put you off. I would have put on some rubber gloves, picked it up and placed it outside, as opposed to having it wander around my house. But that's me:)
Glad you're enjoying your time without Mr. Moon, a holiday for both of you.
How do our babies get so old?
DeleteI'm sort of shocked I feel this way about reptiles too and yet, here we are. I don't mind that it's here, I just don't want to see it.
I think Mr. Moon is having the time of his life.
we used to have so many geckos before the flood. then we didn't see any for years but now and then I do see one. lightning bugs are out here, many at my daughter's place out in the woods but a few here too. I'm glad Lily loves her new house.
ReplyDeleteI love lightening bugs so much. So much nostalgia associated with them.
DeleteI'm glad Lily loves her new house too!
I am shut in spam jail again I see.
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