Saturday, April 19, 2025

Transubstantiate This, Y'all


Here she is, my friends. I am thinking she will still be beautiful tomorrow and that will be all of the sanctified holiness I'll need for Easter. 

Traditionally, I write a post with my thoughts about religion in it for Easter and specifically how ridiculous and unnecessary I find the whole crucifixion story and when I say "story" I mean "myth." 

You know what? I don't feel like it today. I'm tired. I've had an emotional day and I've been busy too. No one cares what I think about the Easter story and/or sin and/or redemption and/or the ridiculousness of believing that a guy died for our sins which I don't believe in anyway, and that he got put in a tomb and then he came back to life although even his mother did not recognize him at first, and then he arose to heaven where he's hanging out now with his father who is god although Jesus is god too and we're not sure what the holy ghost is but it plays some role in the system which is important. 
Trust us. 
Yeah. 
No.

I got my okra planted today and pulled a few weeds and trimmed up and pulled some of the kale. Then I came inside to get some of the preparation for tomorrow done but before I'd really started, an old friend of ours showed up to bring over a truck and an RV that she needs to sell because her husband recently died. Don't worry. This didn't come out of the blue. She'd talked to Glen and asked him to sell them for her and he said he would. I know that he would do anything to help her and it was so good to see her and at the same time, so hard. She lost her man, her life partner. And I think about how that would feel so often, probably too often, and plead with all the powers that be to let me go first. 
We hugged hard when she left and of course I cried, as did she. For her, for me, for all of us humans who are going to invariably die and leave loved ones behind and especially, for those left behind to mourn. 
"Death. Where is thy sting?" asked Paul, who truly seemed to believe that if we follow the rules he says that Jesus laid down, we will live forever "in Christ" whatever that means and I'm here to say I can't imagine living forever and I don't want to, either. 
I mean, I suppose Christ could be endlessly entertaining but still. Eternity is a long fucking time. 


But look! The bread she is risen. 
And over risen. Dang. That's the challah I've made for tomorrow. I am not a good braider of bread and I have no idea why the loaf got so very puffed up with itself that the braid came undone and split apart. 
Oh well. It'll taste good.
Better than that stuff they serve you in church called the host. Which good Catholics truly believe turns into the flesh of poor Jesus when it goes down their gullets. If, that is, it has been consecrated by the priest. 

Oh look. I wrote about religion. And now I'm even tireder. 

I'm done for now. I promise.

Love...Ms. Moon

18 comments:

  1. And The Lord spake to Mary and He sayeth, "Mary thou hast doubted me. Therefore thou shalt be banished to the Wilderness where thou shalt liveth with the beasts of The Earth and the birds of the air!" And Mary was sore afraid and asketh The Lord to forgive her to which He agreed if she would liveth forever more as a common nun in The Convent of The Holy Ghost. "Jesus Christ!" waileth Mary.

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  2. Now you know me better than that, Mr. P. There is nothing that I would like more than to liveth with the beasts of The Earth and the birds of the air.

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  3. Some people get great comfort from their religion. Like you, I am not one of them. I will enjoy having family and friends for a prime rib roast dinner. That's my Easter celebration.
    Your bread looks outstanding. Perfectly shaped and golden with contrasting poppy seeds.

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  4. “The bread, she has risen….” This just cracked me up, Ms. Moon!! My blasphemous brain is envisioning your challah emerging from the tomb and all the disciples looking upon it in vast wonderment. 🤣 It’s a beautiful challah, quite worthy of any table, any occasion. All the Best to you!!

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  5. I kind of like the idea of baby jesus and all of his little miracles with the animals and stuff but the dead guy on a stick is appalling. Wearing crosses is questionable - the lad that shot up Tallahassee wore one...I guess to celebrate death and killing people? I don't know but Christianity baffles me.

    Your bread is perfect!

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  6. That bread looks perfect to me!
    I used to wear a cross that a friend gave to me shortly before she died, to remember her by I guess and one day while I was working at the meat packing plant the chain broke and the cross fell off and I never found it. I'm guessing it landed in a pack of full sized rumps or something similar and went overseas. I never replaced it, I don't need a symbol to remember my friend.
    I hope your Easter Family Feast is a great success.

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    1. Someone probably pulled it out of a moutful of stew and thought a miracle had occurred!

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  7. The bread looks good to me and I'm sure it will taste yummy.
    Well, tomorrow there will be singing and shouting and much worshiping of the tangerine nazi in the churches. I got no time for that nonsense.

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  8. I saw a meme somewhere that had two aliens looking at a picture of the crucifixion and the caption was: "We need to get the fuck out of here, that's what we need to do."

    I felt that.

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  9. Jennifer’s comment made me laugh so hard.

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  10. Either way, that bread looks delicious!

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  11. The bread looks so good. Did you make it from fish? (I know that’s not “actually” what happened. Fish and bread were made into more fish and bread apparently. And, yeah, don’t get me started either. I’m surrounded by it this week and am trying to be polite.

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  12. Hope you have a happy day with your family today, Mary.

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  13. Ha! I was thinking as I read your post, "For someone who's decided not to write about religion, she sure is writing about religion." LOL!

    Honestly, I keep forgetting it's Easter. It's not a significant day in my world at all.

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  14. You know I am 100% with you about the whole Jesus story and fuck that shit, they are cannibles, eating flesh, drinking blood. And the whole mythic story of Jesus is old old old, been recycled many times long before the christians adopted it. So there. Also I just don't get why they want being human with human desires and biological imperatives to be sinful. You know who get resurrected and it happens every year? Mother Earth when she emerges as the Virgin Spring showing off all her lady bits enticing all the pollinators to come do her.

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  15. Your version of the Easter story is the best run-on sentence I have ever read! I've seen that meme that Jennifer mentioned, pretty well sums it all up, doesn't it?

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  16. For me, those who bang on that "you aren't Christian unless you accept this particular miracle" aren't Christians at all, because most of them don't practice what Jesus was trying to get them to do. So therefore, Easter for me is about a four day weekend and gathering family and friends to feast - or just enjoying the bounties of whatever your world it. It should mean peace, and if men (and they are in the main men) would just do that and then think "what the heck, lets keep the peace for longer" that is the miracle that I would like to see. Anyhoo, that was a diatribe and not a comment.

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