I went Christmas shopping. I bought myself a present. It's a green velvet scrunchie with bells sewn on it.
It was in a pet store.
Because it's really a dog collar. For the holidays.
After I bought it, I told the guy behind that counter that he had just doubled my Christmas wardrobe.
It cost $5.99 which is sort of a rip-off, but it is velvet.
That and lunch with Kathleen and Judy were the best things that happened to me today.