Thursday, January 11, 2024

I'm Baaaaaack


Being the very soul of patience I waited until it had almost been 48 hours since I splashed the vodka and club soda into my MacBook to open it up and see what was what. 
And, it seems to be functioning perfectly. However, there is that bright spot that you can see on the lower left hand corner which is where the liquid got into a port, I think. I guess it could have been the keyboard where it gained entrance. 
As always- who knows? Not me. 

Mostly, I am just very, very glad that it is working well and so far only shows what I hope is this cosmetic damage. I may or may not take it to the repair place but if I do, it probably will not be tomorrow. 

I'm tired. Also, we may be getting a bit more extreme weather tomorrow. Probably nothing like what we got on Tuesday. Was it Tuesday? My days are all confused right now. 

And then look at the forecast for the next week:


Ummmm...hang on. 
Twenty-one degrees? Are you fucking kidding me? And then twenty-five and then thirty-two? For those of you who live in the more Arctic climes, go ahead and laugh but those numbers are definitely not the sort of numbers we are used to seeing on a weather forecast. WE WILL DIE! And if we don't die, the plants will. All the porch plants are going to be killed if I don't bring them in. My Roseland mango, my Wabasso seagrape, my giant begonias and ponytail palms, my bird nest ferns, my Swedish ivy and all the philodendrons and the monsteras that I got at the dump and am so proud of! 
Ah, Jesus. 
And all of that is not to mention my azaleas which I had great hopes for this year for a fantastic bloom. I guess the roses will finally die back and be ready to prune. Will my arugula survive? My collards, my lettuces, my kale? 
Shit, shit, shit. 
All of the camellia blooms and buds will be frozen. 
Well, it is what it is. I'll start bringing smaller things in tomorrow. Mr. Moon has gone to the coast to help his friend with whom he fishes fix a boat trailer and eat lots of oysters but he'll be back on Saturday or Sunday so in time to help me move the big plants. 
I tell you- part of me just wants to let 'em root hog or die. I'm getting kind of old for this. But you know me. I do love my plant babies. 

Speaking of babies, I picked up August and Levon at their school this afternoon and hung out with them until Vergil got off work. Jessie was working today. It's such a trip walking up to that school to retrieve them. I figured out today that I started taking and picking up my own kids from that school 42 years ago. 
FORTY-TWO YEARS! 
And some things have changed but other things look almost exactly the same. Back when Hank and May were going there, and even Lily and Jessie, there was no need to hold up a tag with the name of the child you were picking up on it in order to collect them. They just ran out of school when the bell rang and you were there and they found you and you found them. 
But now it's an entire process. But of course the basics are the same- a child released from the school day, finding their adult, hugs given, a walk to the car or to the house if you live close enough, the crossing guard who is always a nice person and who chats as you cross. "How was your day? Did you learn something new?"
A good question for a child or an adult. Did you learn something new? 

The boys were terrific for me, mostly because I let them do whatever they wanted. I remembered to get them Kinder Eggs, the candy that comes with a toy. Oh, they were thrilled about that!



Sophie, the dog, is getting so big. She is the softest dog and she is really a fine doggo, especially when you remember that she is still a puppy. She wants to put everything in her mouth, just like a human baby, and she wants to be cuddled and she wants to be all up in your face and she wants to dance with you. She made August and me laugh so hard when she stood up on her hind legs and put one of her paws on the back door knob, for all the world as if she was about to open that door and cruise on out to the yard to see what was happening. She's pretty smart and I would not be surprised if she didn't eventually figure out how to operate the door knob. 

So all of that was lovely but like I said, I am tired. My new pair of overalls arrived today and I walked up to the P.O. to get them and I haven't even opened up the package to see what they look like. I mean- Gap overalls. How many pairs have I had by now? 

I feel like it's been years since I had access to my MacBook, my magic portal, even though it's only been two days. I am very, very glad it is operable and that I am able to access this world in which you live and read and write and tell me of your lives. I have spoken so many times about how important my routine is to me and time spent here is a big part of that. When I read your blogs, when I comment, when I answer the comments you leave here, when I write what I need to write every evening. I swear to you, I wrote at least three different blog posts about the storm we had on Tuesday and wasn't able to post one of them. I will just tell you that it was scary, for me at least, and there were funny moments and moments where my heart was beating way too fast. But here we are. 

And I realize more than ever how much this community means to me. 
Thank you. 

Love...Ms. Moon




39 comments:

  1. I am glad you are back and glad you are safe. So glad you are safe.
    I had a macbook (2 actually) that died due to drowning. You are fortunate that yours is just gasping.
    Every so often I think I will quit blogging again but you and others I have come to know and cherish keep me going.
    It is a great community.

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    1. It IS a great community, isn't it? I hope you don't stop blogging. I really enjoy your posts.

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  2. Mary I am in Ohio and I'm not laughing. I feel your pain but can I suggest covering your heavy plants? Even if the freeze comes in it's my understanding that the sun hitting the frost burns the plant. Old umbrellas, old curtains? It's been a while but I have gone out early and sprayed the plants with the hose and they were fine. A lot of work, to be sure.

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    1. Sometimes I do indeed just cover the biggest plants. In fact, I have a good collection of old sheets and blankets that I use just for that purpose. I'm mostly worried because we are going to have so many days with freezing temperatures in a row and then a few days later, even more.

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  3. I missed you a lot, and worried in case the ironing board fell on you in the high winds..

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    1. Could have happened! Things were flying off the piano!

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  4. How come you glossed over the important question: What did August and Levon find inside their Kinder eggs?

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    1. Yes , I wanted to know that!!

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    2. Some horrible tiny plastic toys. August's was so simple that he laughed at the fact that instructions were included to put it together.

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  5. And here I am, first in line, again, to tell you how much we appreciated your emergency phone post yesterday. Good to know you hadn't been blown or washed off the face of the earth. I do hope you get all your porch plants safely under cover, some way. There is nothing more ugly than frozen plant leaves, as you may well be seeing in your garden. As an old time northerner, I can tell you that my plants that leaved out in warm April sunshine always recovered, belatedly. Your azaleas will, and the roses and all of it. Good root stock.

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    1. I hope you're right about the plants. I know that freezes (we call them hard freezes if they're especially cold and last for awhile) can kill citrus trees and other cold-sensitive plants. And you're right about how ugly leaves AND blooms can be after a freeze. Brown mush.
      The azaleas will live but I doubt they'll bloom.

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  6. I feel your pain (cold) but you will not die! Bring in and save what plants you can....and just YOU stay warm....that's all you can do. We are cold here (for us).too....we've had fire going in woodstove 24/7 the past week.....SO close to ocean yet at 38-40 nighttime temps........it' s butt ass cold and we are dealing best we can. You do the same, hopefully. No more vodka and club soda for you on computer! I thought it was coffee that did you in!
    Susan M

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    1. No. This time it was vodka and soda. At least it didn't have sugar in it to glug things up.
      We are going to be cold next week. There is no doubt about it.
      You stay warm too!

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  7. Glad you're back up and running. We're freezing up here. Tonight -36C and with the windchill, -48C. I hate it.

    Stay warm my friend.

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    1. No, no, no. That's terrible weather! How do you stand it? My god your people are hardy!

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  8. "Will my arugula survive? My collards, my lettuces, my kale?" In a word - yes (well, maybe for the arugula). They can freeze solid and be fine the next day. But Geez Louise, those are cold temps predicted! Your porch plants will for sure appreciate coming indoors. I predict it will be duck and duckette weather - a good excuse (as if you need one) for a cuddly night.

    Chris from Boise

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    1. Duck AND duckette weather for sure. Maybe with an extra duckling thrown in.
      I think my greens will be okay. I sure hope so.

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  9. Also being a plant person, I'd bring in as many pots as I can. As for your vegetable garden, prior to the freeze, if you put a light blanket/sheet over the top and this will save the plants. The occasional odd freeze happens in Massachusetts during our growing season and the blanket solution works well. I'm glad to hear your MacBook survived the splash of Vodka.

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    1. Well, the rows in my vegetable garden are about fifteen feet long and I am not going to try and find enough coverings for those. I am not AS concerned about the garden plants as I am the porch plants, of course. But those, theoretically, I can bring in.

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  10. I'm glad things are getting back to normal in Lloyd, but 21° is pretty cold in most parts of the world! And I know what you mean about losing your ability to communicate. I'd be lost without my wifi!

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    1. Oh Lord. I go as batshit crazy as a fourteen-year old when I have no internet.

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  11. Have you seen an old 90's movie called Electric Dreams? It's about what happens to a man's life when he spills champagne on his keyboard and the computer develops a personality.
    You will be very cold, but you won't die. I suggest wrapping up in a blanket and staying by the fire AFTER you have brought in the plants and covered what you can't shift.

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    1. I have not seen that movie! I always think my Macs have personalities as they are. We shall see if this one becomes more wacky.
      Yeah. I'm thinking I'm going to have to close my bedroom window all the way next week instead of leaving it open at least a crack. Sigh. I do love the fresh air coming in at night but this fresh air might be a bit too chilly. Especially for Glen.

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  12. I am also very tired.....my dog has had diarrhea for nearly 2 weeks now, and every night apart from one he has got me up at least 3 times in the night to go and wander round the garden. I sit and do my jigsaw while he is out !He never used to poo in the garden so I think he is reluctant to do so. He has had 2 lots of medication from the vet so far, but no good result. Waiting to hear about tests on his poo!

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    1. Oh no, Francis! I am so sorry for your poor dog and just about as sorry for you. Well, okay. Maybe more sorry for you.
      I'm glad you're getting this situation looked into and I hope it's something that can be cleared up relatively easy.

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    2. Tests on his poo were negative....and hooray, he didn't wake me last night! My schnauzer FB group have given me lots of support and ideas for what foods to give him to help him recover. Off to buy white fish and pumpkin puree this morning...that seems to be the thing most people say. The vet said chicken and rice, but many were against that for various reasons.

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  13. I think you may be surprised how well some of your plants will cope with a bit of frost. We don't eat kale unless it has survived at least one night if frost. It's meant to be easier to digest and more flavourful after frost. It takes a couple of days before frost gets into the ground so wrapping plants with old blankets etc. may be enough. My garden currently looks like an assembly of zombies wrapped in rags. And we have frost 24 hrs right now.

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    1. I've heard that greens are sweeter after a freeze although I've never been able to taste the difference. I know that the plants do rearrange their sugars and things to improve their chances of survival so that could be part of it. I just don't have nearly enough cloth to cover my cold-sensitive things in my yard- which you would call a garden, I guess. Things do tend to get big here in Florida.

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  14. I'm glad your computer is at least functional, if not beautiful! I think your brassicas will be fine in the frost. You're getting temperatures much colder than we're having. Crazy!

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    1. As long as it's functional, it is beautiful to me!
      It is so odd that we will be colder than you. Weird, right?

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  15. Sending love back to you Ms. Moon. I’m so grateful Shadow Steve told me to follow you. He was right. I feel like an old friend. Those kids are so special. It looks like your MacBook is happy with the vodka
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    1. Mitchell- I feel the same! Like if we met, it would be old home week. Although you are a bit more exotic, living in Spain, as you do. But at heart, I think we are much the same.

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  16. My grandsons have an "e-learning" day today as we have too much snow coming done! No "snow days" anymore with remote learning!
    Monday we are having a high of -1° and a low of -14° and Tuesday a high of -1° and a low of -15°! It will warm up Wednesday to a high of 19°!
    (I had to Google "degree symbol" to learn how to write that sentence!)

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    1. No fair for the kids! E-Learning? Oh my god. Bless their little hearts.
      No, no, Ellen. Those temperatures are too cold. TOO DAMN COLD!

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  17. You mean a lot to so many of us. You’ve become part of my comforting routine. So glad your Mac book isn’t dead. 21 is arctic in Florida! Doesn’t look like it will make it to the south part of the state, just more cloudy gray stuff, just like my head.
    Xoxo
    Barbara

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    1. Twenty-one IS arctic in Florida. We won't have the faintest idea what to do. How many Goodwill cashmere sweaters can I wear at one time?
      It's been gray as my head here too today. Yuck.

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  18. 37paddington: 21 degrees is cold anywhere! stay warm. Seems to me grand children are extra fun because you love when you’re with them and afterward you’re properly tired with a very satisfying reason for the exhaustion so you can just embrace it happily. But what do I know. I’m still waiting for mine. Love you, woman. And yes, this community that lives inside your MacBook and mine is something special indeed.

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