Thursday, November 16, 2023

Turkey Talk


Well, it has happened. The first pink perfection of the year has bloomed. I found it this morning when I went out to see if I could find some nice sasanquas to cut to take to Liz Sparks but the rain had smushed almost all of them. They are so fragile. Like flowers made of tissue paper. The camellia japonicas have slightly thicker, almost waxy leaves although they, too, are fragile. I love the way that one still has rain drops on it. It's as if its thirst had been sated completely and then some. 

I was going to take Liz some flowers because I was taking her some food. Did I mention that she had a hip replacement on Tuesday morning? Well, she did. I think she must have worn that hip out, hiking and biking and kayaking and running full tilt her entire life, leaping from one adventure to the next. She'd been in terrible pain for a while now and was so ready to get this surgery. 
Did you know that you can get a hip replacement early in the morning and be home by 1:00 p.m.? Well, you can. And she did. Because Liz has a thousand friends who love and adore her, she has lots of help and one of her friends made up a rota for people to bring her food on scheduled days. I was not on the list but of course I was going to bring her food. When I made that big pot of beef and vegetable soup at the beginning of the week, I froze some so that she could keep it in the freezer until she wanted it or let it thaw for eating now. I was going to make her some bread but I knew I was going by Costco before I went to her house and I swear to you- Costco makes a rosemary/parmesan bread that tastes better than anything I can make. So I got her a loaf of that.

When I got to her house, she was sitting on her porch, and before too long, two other friends had stopped by and we all sat and chatted. It was nice. It was great to see that Liz is up and walking with the aid of a walker and also good to hear that she hasn't been in much pain at all. They did a nerve block which has really helped. So hurray for that! She's already getting PT and I'm sure she'll be back on the rivers and trails before too long. Her son and her granddaughters are coming for the weekend and that will be a treat.


When I went to Costco, I bought our turkey. It's a twenty-pound fresh one, supposedly meaning that it hasn't been frozen but it appeared to be frozen to me. It is now in the refrigerator in the garage and hopefully, by Thanksgiving, it will be completely thawed but I have my doubts. Costco was very busy but not packed. That will come next week. Hopefully, I won't have to go back. I got butter and pecans and will make and freeze my pies tomorrow, I think. 
Here's something that made me laugh so hard- I was talking to Lily on the phone and I told her that I'd gotten a turkey. I said that I'd picked up a twenty-three year old turkey, meaning of course that I'd picked up a twenty-three pound turkey but after I realized what I'd said, I cackled like the old crone I am. And I didn't get the twenty-three pound turkey because damn- the thing was almost more than I could pick up as it was and I thought about what it would weigh stuffed with stuffing and in a roasting pan and by the way- do I even have a roasting pan that big? I think I do. But anyway, the twenty pound one seemed much more doable than the one that was three pounds more. 
Still, I may require help for this thing when it comes to roasting it.
A twenty-three year old would come in handy for that. 

And so it goes. I've had the blues a bit, just the regular kind, with a pinch of anxiety to go with them. It took a lot for me to enter Costco with all the shiny stuff and shopping people but I did really well when it came to sticking to the list and not being suckered into buying a flat of crackers and a vat of spinach and artichoke dip to go with them. And I got to see Brenda and also the guy who told me about how he loved to hang out at the Wacissa. He said, "Don't I know you?" and I said, "We talked about the Wacissa once," and he said, "Oh, yeah!" and we discussed how much we love the Wacissa and he told me that he always gets on people who trash the place and how much he hates Nestle because at one point they were trying to use the water there to bottle and I said, "Fuck Nestle," and he said, "Yeah!" 

But everything is okay and any day I get to see Liz is made better just by being in her presence even if she's just had a total hip replacement, and the camellias are all about to bust out of their buds, and Candie was here today and the house is lovely and clean, and I have our turkey and a garden cart to haul it from the garage to the kitchen in, and I am rich, rich, rich in love and luck and I made myself laugh at myself today and that's always a good thing, don't you think? 

I do. 

See you tomorrow.

Love...Ms. Moon




22 comments:

  1. That's amazing that she's home so soon after a hip replacement. That hasn't been the experience of friends I've known get them. They must have come a long way with techniques and materials.

    Funny about the turkey! It's like the local local ad selling weak old chickens!

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    1. So hard to believe that you can get a surgery/procedure like that and be home in less than a day. Remember when hospitals kept women in for a week after a regular vaginal birth?

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  2. Yes ... being able to laugh at oneself is a blessing and a relief!
    Well, Thanksgiving for me will be going to the Village Inn with a friend! I'm glad I don't have to do all that cooking anymore and haven't done for a long time now!
    The last big one I did was a 22 lb. bird, stuffed full, and turned out beautiful! And, when I took it out of the oven, it was so heavy, it dislocated my left wrist! One of my coworkers was able to reset it the next day at work!



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    1. Ain't nothing wrong with the Village Inn! I really do love to cook so it's not a huge thing for me. It's the other arrangements that are hard for me.
      Oh good Lord! Should I wear a wrist brace when I'm dealing with this turkey?

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    2. You might want to or have Glen or someone else haul that stuffed bird out of the oven!
      I forgot to mention how much I love that perfectly pink camellia!

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  3. Big turkey! But many mouths to feed......just try not to overdo on all else, since everyone contributes tons and there is always too much LOL! Just us 2 here...Cornish hens (probably) with sides.....no pumpkin pie (my fave) since hubby doesn't eat sugar.....and I don't need to eat an entire pie! LOL! Glad Liz doing well....hip replacements have come a long ways and she is so fit anyway.... that pink perfection gets me every time, as you know...... memories of Mom.....and her huge camellia garden.....
    Susan M

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    1. I know. You are right. I always say that I'm just going to do the turkey and then I say, well, of course I'll do the cranberries and oh- the collard greens. That's all! But wait- the bread. Oh damn.
      Can you get one piece of pumpkin pie somewhere?
      Yes. I think that Liz's physical fitness has a lot to do with the way she's recuperating.
      I'm glad you like the camellia. There will be more!

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  4. Hip replacements have come a long way since mine, twenty odd years ago, and the surgeon was proud to be sending me home in two days.

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    1. Two days twenty years ago was pretty dang bold!

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  5. I have a neighbour who has had a hip replacement, she does quite well getting around, but now uses a walker as her knees have "gone" and need replacing.
    No roasting pan big enough? Get one of those spit roasting machines and set it up in the yard, then you can buy whole animals and roast them. Ha Ha. My son in law has one, along with his barbecue (what you call a grill), his smoker and his pizza oven. When they entertain all the "heavy" cooking is done outside while the salads and breads are prepared in the kitchen.

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    1. Some of us will be 80% bionic by the time we're dead, won't we?
      River- I like that idea of the heavy cooking going on outside. Sometimes in Florida, though, it's just too hot to cook outside! I think that Glen is going to smoke some sort of something for the dinner. He just got a new barbecue grill. Sometimes we use both words!

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  6. I have a friend who once bought a very large turkey and on Christmas morning found it wouldn't fit into her oven!!! Not sure what she did - cut it up I suppose! And isn't it amazing that you can have such a major operation on the morning and be out by afternoon!!! Now that's progress!

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    1. Yep. I guess you'd have to get an axe or something and cut that bird up into pieces. Whatever works, right?
      You're right- surgery has come a very long way.

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  7. My sister and I share the Thanksgiving cooking as I host it every year. She gets to make the turkey this year which is terrific as that is the thing I hate to prepare.
    I had two nice young women helping me schedule my colonoscopy and they asked, "when was your last colonoscopy?" and I said, "1970" and they said, "WHAT?" and I said, "no wait, I mean when I was 70 which was 3 years ago". And we laughed but I think they thought I was a little nutty! Senior moment, I thought! Geez!

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    1. Haha! That's great, Ellen! Our brains are failing us in the same way.

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  8. I had a tough week, ending up with a patient coding yesterday. The patient survived thankfully. Of course my husband and I had a fight last night because I was so damned tired. He had bought stuff for me to make supper and I told him I'm not cooking, except I may have been pissy about it because I was so damned tired. So an argument ensued, both of sure we're right. The stress of raising Jack is getting to us. It's a lot. That child never stops talking and he knows EVERYTHING and he's RIGHT. Sigh. I had a good sleep and feel much better.
    Sending hugs and love:)

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    1. You have such a stressful job. Add to that a constant talking child who knows everything and you have the recipe for a true bitch fest at times. I'm glad you got some sleep. Hugging you back.

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  9. Pink perfection…the most beautiful thing I’ve seen all week thank you

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  10. Love the camellia! Dave was going to pick up our turkey tomorrow, but I asked him to wait because I want to defrost the freezer and that entails turning off the refrigerator! Maybe Sunday.

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