Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Yeah, Yeah. I'm Over-Blogging. Again.

Just wanted to say that I put in that Feedjit gadget that allows you to see who's on the blog in real time and how they got there.
Now don't freak out. I don't plan to sit here and watch it, unlike Ms. Sarcastic Bastard. Haha! I know she doesn't really do that. She was just joking.
I merely like the concept of seeing who stops by from where. You know?
And here's what I've discovered in the last few minutes:
People are still hitting my blog from doing a google search on Jennifer Lopez's ass.
Like- a lot.
So I thought my blog was getting read by people who, oh, I don't know- liked to read my blog- BUT IN FACT, it is just being hit by people who want to know how to get an ass like the one on Jennifer Lopez.
Shit. They must be so disappointed when they find out you have to fall on it. Your ass, that is.

Well, really, that's all I wanted to say about that. And if the live feed thing makes you uncomfortable, just let me know. I'll scrap it. As we all know, I aim to please.

And don't make me post that picture again. You know the one I'm talking about.
This one.

And now. Seriously. I AM OUTTA HERE!

Until I come back.

23 comments:

  1. Waves merrily*

    my son says, Oh look! A moon!

    And when I'm chopping and peeling and I say I'd love to have hens or a pig to eat all the bits, but we don't really have space, he says, oh yes, and the doggers would eat up the little baby chicks, too.

    So clever, my wee boy. Such conversation!

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  2. Jo- He is clever. Doggers most certainly would eat up the little baby chicks. Which would be as sad as the demise of some of your other pets. Which I understand. Some of my pets have demised sadly too.

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  3. I had that feedjit thing on my blog for a minute, but got aggravated cause most of the visits were from Beacon. It was me. Visiting myself. Seemed a little masturbatory.

    Also, it was not aesthetically pleasing.

    That pict of the bendy lady is a tad disconcerting.

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  4. ha...ms moon..here..thats me..jumps*waves*jumps*..can you see me???

    i have such a gadget too..and...often i m kinda shocked what brings people to my blog...so..no no no..dont make me post the recent keyword search...

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  5. I use PhotoBucket, and that has all the same features. Still got the graph and stuff, but I find it confusing because I still can't get any new traffic on my site!
    Everyone who comes is already on my blog-roll. I just find it really depressing when people put so much time into their blogs for nothing.
    Nothing bad, intended, Ms Moon, but I personally find it a waste of time and very disheartening.

    Hummm...that bendy woman is a bit worrying! Lol!!!!

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  6. The comments on here made me laugh. As did the Jennifer Lopez thing. I remember that post!

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  7. do you pay for this little gadget? how do you get it? im intrigued... tell me more...

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  8. @ tanya

    check statcounter.com

    its the easiest way i suppose

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  9. I don't really live where this thing says that I live. I'm like two or three cities over.

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  10. Michelle- So that's one vote "no"? You can option out of having your own browser register which does make it a bit less masturbatory, right?

    Danielle- Hey! I see you! And I can only imagine the key words that get people to the pussy shack. Tee-hee.

    Alice- Hmmm. Don't know the answer to that one. I try not to worry about traffic, just enjoy it if it comes. Frankly, I'm amazed anyone comes here. But delighted!
    And yes, Bendy Woman is a bit disconcerting. Which is why I like her so much.

    Nichol- My Lord, you HAVE been reading for awhile. Bless you! And your heart!

    Tanya- Click on it and I think it'll get you to a site to get it. It's free unless you go for the Feedjit Pro. Which of course I did not.

    Rebecca- Ah! That's good! It preserves your anonymity!

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  11. Yeah, that's me sneaking in via Bradenton when I'm actually in Holmes Beach but I guess it doesn't count on the internet radar. And it was really really really worth the stop here this afternoon to get the hugest chuckle out of our Southern gal's ICE SICKLES!! :) I love it love it!! It's waaaaay better than ICICLES and I'm going to notify Mr. Webster right away! Bless your heart, Ms. Moon! That is just the best!! :)

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  12. The moon is beautiful, and so are all the other pictures posted earlier. I'm sure most of the people who click on your blog ARE here to read your wise words, and maybe (just maybe) even see J.Lo's ass.

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  13. Ms. Moon,

    I've been reading your blog for months and I just want to tell you that I think you're awesome. You inspire me. I like that you are honest and genuine and I wish I had a mama like you. And I really like looking at pictures of your home and chickens...it's the kind of home I'd like to have all my grown-up children (who are now 11, 10 and 7) come to one day. My blog is fictional, part of a novel I'm working on, but if you'd like to check it out it's http://mybluegardenia.wordpress.com
    XO Amanda

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  14. Oh! Found you through Flux Capacitor! Found her through NieNie!

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  15. I used to have feedjit for about a day then I got annoyed at all the traffic that was coming in from porn sites. I don't need to know that stuff!

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  16. Single white female-ing you. Since I can block my own visits AND change the colors to pretty pink and blue, I'm giving it another try. Cause it is REALLY COOL to see where other people are reading from...

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  17. I have that Feejit thing and last time I checked the post I titled "Bringing out the Big Guns," which was about trying a new drug for my daughter, was the post most hit. Scary.

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  18. I listened to Pam's music yesterday.... and she has a new fan. Incredible.

    And that camellia bloom was a gift too. From here in the land of many icicles.

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  19. Wow... I didn't realize a body could do that. I guess it's pretty obvious how bored I get with mommy activities~

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  20. Oh well, now that you have such a thing maybe I will get some work done and stop checking your blog like the crazy chicken (need more grapes!) that I am.

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  21. I don't pay attention to the feedjit thing one way or another; I used to have it on my old blog, so I found out that at least one family member was reading me, so then I took it off because that made me creeped out. One complaint, though: the town it SAYS I am in isn't really the town I am in. Depending on the time of day or the magnetic pull of the earth or some other force of nature, one of three towns will come up when I visit. Odd, eh?

    And I wanted to tell you that once a decision is made, for good or ill, the weight lift measurably. After emailing back and forth with you and doing a lot of soul searching and crying, I realized I don't want what little that person has to offer-and I slept like a baby last night. So-thank you for helping me process all of that messy stuff. I adore you.

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  22. Maggie- And I'm so glad!

    Lopo- Glad my ignorance amuses you. Ha! There's plenty of it.

    Ginger- An awful damn lot of them are here to see J Lo. And really- her ass is amazing.

    Roserain- I am checking you out, girl. So glad you found me.

    Mel's Way- Really? Porn sites? I need to pay attention.

    Michelle- I think it's quite curious and fun.

    Elizabeth- Ah, you can't let things like that worry you.

    Deb- Yay! Another fan for Pam! You mean ice sickles, don't you?

    Ms. Fleur- Many mysteries in life.

    Bethany- Ha! Do your grapes need to be cut up?

    Kori- I was just letting you see what you wanted to see and knew to be the truth. I'm so glad you're feeling less weight on your shoulders. Good for you!

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