Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Silliness On A Noisy Night

We've got some crazy lovers in our back yard. Noisy as cats, loud as bells. This is what they look like. They're hanging out in the little unfinished pond and on the rocks around it and every night the concert commences.
I am thinking the words of the songs go like this:

(Mr. Frog's Song)
"Honey come on down and swim with me
The water's fine as it can be
Just wear your skin
And I'll wear mine
Come on in, the water's fine.

Come on in and you will see
We will dance, you and me
We'll play that game that froggies play
To make a soup of DNA
Our babies will look fine I say

I'm waiting here in the pea green water
You'll be a mother, I'll be a father
But first you have to jump on in
So we can get real skin-to-skin
The future's ours so let's make kin
Honey, please, just jump on in."

(Ms. Frog's Song)
"The water's cold, don't lie to me
All your goosebumps I can see
And I am fine right where I sit.
So don't you try to give me shit.
You ain't that cool, you ain't Brad Pitt.

My mama told me to be sure and wait
For just the right kind of froggie mate
And I'm not sure at all you're he
And just because I am a she
Doesn't mean with you I'll dance.
Nope. I really can't take the chance.

Because that water's green and cool
And I am not any frog's fool
Your song is loud but it's too plain
I shouldn't even have to explain
A bull of a frog is for what I pray
I need a real he-man's juice to mix with my DNA.

So sing and croak just all you will
I'm waiting on the man who'll really thrill
My dainty girlie froggy bones
So get on, man
Go on home
Hop off to whatever rock you claim
I'm no cheap frog
I'm a classy dame."

7 comments:

  1. That's a great song! I would love to add music to that one.

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  2. SJ- Modern variation

    Petit Fleur- Uh-huh.

    HoneyLuna- Feel free.

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  3. I was just about to say Honeyluna should accompany you and the two of you should sing this fine tune.

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  4. Yes! It should be set to music!

    My froggies out back have been making quite a lot of noise too lately.

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