Thursday, March 4, 2010

Hypergraphia

Well, Mr. O was about as sweet today as a five-month old child can be. He smiled and he patted the dogs and we went to the post office and fed the chickens and rocked and had bottles and had two shortish naps. And we shared a banana. He still likes bananas.

He's just a joy, that boy and I surely did enjoy my time with him.

After his mama came and got him I got a burst of energy and decided to clean up a bit around here, remove some of the topsoil, you know? So I did that and it felt really good to have specific goals that were not huge (like cleaning the whole house) and would make the house seem more welcoming, more cozy. I am not a clean-freak but I do like tidy.
It's not like you could wear white gloves around here and think they'd stay white or white socks either, if you didn't have your shoes on, but at least it just feels better now.
And then I crashed.
I am so tired.
Hank called me to tell me about this and it's really just becoming so common for anti-gay legislators to be caught with their metaphorical pants down in the company of other (ahem) gay men that it's almost not worth writing about. But still.
So we talked about that and then I said, "I am just too tired to come up with anything else to discuss." I meant it, too, although I did feel a bit like Aurora Greenway in Terms of Endearment who would have no problem saying something like that. I'm still rereading that book and I'm still enjoying it.

And there's a little bit of dinner cooking on the stove and Mr. Moon is home and he's all gloom and doom due to business situations but I think he'll survive and I truly hope we do not end up living in a van down by the river. We do have a van and it has a generator in it but Lord, it is ugly and small, too. I'd rather live in a tent. Perhaps Jessie will support us when she gets her good nursing career going. I'm sure she'd do that for her old parents. Right, Jessie?

So that's me and the only reason I felt compelled to write all this down is because I believe I might have a disorder called hypergraphia. I heard about it on the radio. It's associated with other neurological disorders which I don't think I have but it's never too late to develop them. But I do seem to have an overwhelming desire to write, way beyond normal, I believe.

Sorry.

Hell. We all have disorders and most of them have medical names. It used to be you were just different. "Oh, he's different," people would say and that could cover anything from being gay to being agoraphobic or alcoholic or depressed or an ax murderer or having a tendency to paint his house pastel colors. Or odd. That was another word people used to use.
But no, now we all have disorders and ask your doctor if XELETOR or some other bizarrely-named drug might be right for YOU and if so, there goes your oddness, your differences, your problem and you, just like the good-looking person or the cartoon character, depending on the commercial, will be a happy and productive little human just like everyone else.

All right. Ask your doctor and be aware that the side effects may include stroke, dizziness, severe jaw and kidney and liver problems and oh yes, death. Rarely reported, though! Rarely reported.

Well. Whatever. Watching Owen and cleaning up the house has no side effects beyond fatigue and a good night's sleep will take care of that and for me, at least, those things work wonders for my soul. The Owen-watching, the house-tidying, the sleep.

They obviously don't do a damn thing for my hypergraphia though.

Oh well. I'm sure there's an app for that if not a pill.

Which they'll come up with soon, I have no doubt.

Night, y'all.

16 comments:

  1. my friend, just so you know...

    i know you think my house is REALLY clean and all that so i just want you to know...

    my white socks (actually organic unbleached) are BROWN on the bottom and sides today from walking around my house...

    just thought you might like to know...

    they're disgusting and i don't know what to do other than (the dreaded) bleach???

    HELP!

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  2. I was just telling the wife about the anti gay guy getting caught leaving a gay bar drunk but was beat posting a link to the story..

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  3. If there is a pill you are hereby absolutely forbidden to take it. I mean it. You are my daily dosage of spirit and good sense vitamins and if you don't write I don't get to see Owen and that my dear, would be very, very depressing. Really. And there is no pill for that. Love you.

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  4. SJ- Sweet dreams.

    Lulumarie- I LOVE bleach. Is that bad? Only for the wash though. Still, that's bad, right?

    Mr. Mischief- My son loves to keep up with such tomfoolery. He keeps me informed.

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  5. Allegra- Ha! As if I would! My writing is my joy. Well one of the main ones anyway.
    So are you, by the way. When is your surgery? Are you spending the night or is it outpatient?
    I'm thinking of you and sending you love.

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  6. I agree about your theories on disorders (and laughed at the long list of side effects you hear on TV). I laughed at the phrase "in a van down by the river". Only because we recently showed our boys the clip of Chris Farley from Sat Night Live as the counselor the parents hired for the kids, who came to their house and warned them about LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER"!

    Also I have been away for a few days but wanted to say it is so interesting about the young gal who used to live in your house, AND how she thought of the house after seeing the movie, "Away we Go" (the young couple looking for home as they await their baby's arrival). I remember you wrote about the movie the same way (in fact I rented it after you wrote about it) and how you felt the same way as this young blogger did about old Florida houses.

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  7. I was just thinking today that if we get to retirement age and have no money to retire on, we could just buy an old bus or build a treehouse or something along those lines. Definitely near some body of water. Maybe even water in Lloyd.

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  8. Don't you dare take a pill for hypergraphia.

    I think I have hyperreadia.

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  9. I'll buy a Ms Moon app, but I've got to get an iphone first.
    And that makes me think of this genius Ms Moon quote, that I read here and then happily saw posted on Michelle's blog, about not being able to wrap a fish in an iphone.
    Thank God you have hypergraphia, it soothes and stabilizes all my personality disorders.
    You make me laugh and sigh and smile and think. You help me hope.
    Skip the pills and apps and write on MM!

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  10. Hahaha.... I'm laughing about the self-righteous politicians caught with their pants down.

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  11. I think baby holding, writing, tidying, gardening and cooking are much better for what ails ya' than pills and, from what you write for us, I think we agree on that. Sounds like a soothing day, what with going back to sleep with the tiny O-man and all. Sweet dreams!
    x0 N2

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  12. Heck yeah I'll take care of you and Daddy if you need me to. Although, I think I might be tempted to come live by the river with you in you van, but I guess we could upgrade to an Airstream.

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  13. It's interesting to me that American politics is so preoccupied with gayness. You know, all things considered.

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  14. Michele R- God bless Chris Farley. And welcome back!

    Michelle- Why not?

    Elizabeth- There's a name for that for real: Hyperlexia.

    Bethany- It makes me so happy to think I help anyone in any way. Thank-you.

    Angie M- I know. It shouldn't be funny but it is.

    N2- It was a soothing day.

    HoneyLuna- A compound of Airstreams! Airstreams for all of us!

    Mwa- The damn thing is, it wouldn't be a big deal if the damn politicians didn't make it one in the first place with their railing and ranting against it, which is why it's such big news when something like this happens.

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  15. I have this theory that everybody has the potential to be gay and that some of us just haven't met the right person and acted upon it yet.

    And if people want to say I'm batshit for thinking that, whatever.

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