Showing posts with label dental floss. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dental floss. Show all posts

Thursday, June 25, 2009

I Really Do Not Want To Talk About Michael Jackson, But I Do Want To Talk About This

I'm not usually a big fan of New And Improved because it usually means New And Improved Packaging, Same Old Shit Inside.

However, in this case?

Oh yeah.

It's like dental floss has been reinvented. It's completely awesome. It doesn't fray. It's sort of stretchy. It's phenomenal. Like when they finally quit making non-stretchy bra straps with those stupid clip things that didn't work so that you could pull those suckers until your tits were under your chin and the straps would still fall off your shoulders, and replaced them with elastic straps.

In retrospect, that was a huge "DUH!"

And so, my friends, is this dental floss.

I'm thinking you could even make great jewelry with it. You know, like stringing beads?
And they would be sort of minty fresh bracelets and so forth.

Phew. The possibilities are endless.

You will thank me if you try some. You have the Ms. Moon Good Teethkeeping Seal of Approval.
And you know how highly valued THAT is.
Trust me. Try some.