Wednesday, September 2, 2026

Tickets To Fire!



This is a cockeyed picture of how my caladium platter fit on the shelf of squares. Sorry. Jessie placed it for me on a higher shelf than I would have put it on so I was holding the phone at a clumsy angle to take the picture. As you can see, I slid my little fishy under the leaf and Gail, our teacher, said that would be fine. So. Four squares for the one platter. Not so bad. I am honestly excited to see how this turns out. I hope it colors up and shines up during the firing. It should. 

And...I finally started working on the fish platter. 


It has begun! As I painted her eye she whispered that her name was Francis. Francis the Blue-Eyed Fish. 
I have never named anything I've made in pottery before unless you count, "Failure" or "Sigh" as names. 
I'm excited. I do love to paint fish. 

It was a big day for our pottery class as we celebrated Gail, our friend and teacher, and Shelly, our joyful friend who loves festivals and has a beautiful son she's raising by herself. And she's doing a damn fine job. The lemon bars I brought and the cookies Jessie made were hugely enjoyed. I am so glad. It was nice to make today's class a little special for Gail and Shelly. The lemon bars were delicious. I'm not going to lie. And Jessie's cookies- well, I have to get that recipe. It's gluten-free and has peanut butter, oatmeal, chocolate chips, butter, and flax seed in them. There may be other things. I think I like them better than the life-sustaining cookies I make for Glen when he goes off on one of his manly adventures. When I get it, I will share it. 

There was some serious pottery-making going on today, too. It wasn't all cookie eating and birthday celebrating. Jessie's trying to figure out how to make August a dragon pot for the plant she got him. He has requested that. She'll do it. 
And Gentleman Caller™ came in for a quick visit. He looked especially spiffy today. I bet I'm one of the last ten people to use the word "spiffy." Perhaps I should use the "sartorial" instead. It is far more sophisticated, don't you think? Lizzie sent me this picture which she took this morning. 


Takes a real man to wear a pink jacket and a tie to go with. 
It really is amusing how the class responds to his presence when he comes in for one of his quick visits. Let us just say we all have a fondness for the Gentleman Caller™. 

I think he looks a little like my own Gentleman Caller™, don't you? 
And by the way, he gave his permission for his photo to be posted here. I thank him for that. I believe people like to see what the folks I talk about look like sometimes. Generally, I am shy about asking anyone if I can take their picture to use on my blog but I don't think it's fair not to get permission. I mean- someone could be in the Witness Protection Program and one of the ones and ones of people who visit here might recognize and wish them harm! 
You never know. We are a pretty wild and possibly dangerous community here at the Church of the Batshit Crazy. I mean- look at me. I attempted to steal a cart with unpaid for foodstuffs in it today. 
Not on purpose. Let us be clear. Read on for that story.

After class Jessie and I met Lily at the Indian buffet which was excellent, as always. We talked and laughed and then laughed some more, again, as always. And then I dropped Jessie off at her house so she could get a nap before her shift tonight and I went to Costco and Publix. Are we surprised? 
I had an experience at Publix. 
I should be embarrassed to tell this story but for some reason I am not. Perhaps because this was not the first time this experience has happened to me. Well, I made it happen. But that was a long time ago back when I didn't worry about my brain and its functioning. So that is reassuring. 
What happened was that while I was shopping I felt the need to visit the restroom. I parked my cart near the restroom doors, went in to one of them, did what one does in a restroom, came out, saw only one cart, grabbed the handle and pushed it down the aisle. 
It wasn't until I was about two aisles over that I looked down at the basket where I stash some of the things I'm going to buy and thought, "I am not buying bread. Or grated cheese. WTF? Goddammit! I grabbed the wrong cart!" 
And indeed I had. 
I found the guy whose basket I had stolen and he was NOT WELL PLEASED. Turns out I'd parked my own cart a little bit away from the restroom doors, sort of in the floral section, and had blithely taken possession of his cart, which was parked much closer to the doors. 
Sigh. 
I apologized and he sort of glared at me but I was feeling feisty and refused to be shamed. Are you not proud of me? I thought, What the fuck, man? Shit happens. 
He took possession of his groceries and sort of huffed off and I went back to the floral section to collect my own which was sitting there, waiting patiently for me to realize my mistake and come back to retrieve it. Which I did, and off we went. I finished up my shopping and then went to pick up Mr. Moon who had taken one of his cars to a body shop to get something done and that's a long story but there were no dents, scratches, or tragedies involved so, whatever. 
I was was vastly relieved that the place he'd taken the Camry was very near to the Publix I'd been shopping at and not twenty miles away which is often the case when he needs a ride. 

And home we came where everything is so very, very dry. The beauty berries are not as fat this year and the clusters are smaller too. 




Everything looks tired and somewhat sad. 

These years happen. We were doing so well there for awhile, getting daily rain, and a good amount of it. 
And now, well, we're not.

I'm tired. Wednesdays are long days for me. But they are generally good days, as this one was. And tomorrow, I can gather my energy back around me. Perhaps I will even finish my shirt. 
And oh, wouldn't I love to put a little more color on Francis? 
Yes. Yes I would. 

I hope you've had a good day too. 

Love...Ms. Moon











36 comments:

  1. Spiffy: When younger son was in preschool the teacher told them before the Christmas pageant (church affiliated school) that they should dress up "spiffy" for their performance. Son interpreted that to mean a yellow cape made for halloween out of an old silk blouse and all the rhinestone jewelry he could find in my box. He was indeed spiffy. The other little boys had tiny Harris tweed jackets and bow ties.

    Ceci

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    1. I love this story more than I can say. I hope that Younger Son is still being spiffy in whatever fashion and manner he chooses.

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  2. Spiffy for sure and also he looks like a very nice person.
    I had a similar experience recently in the grocery store except I was on the opposite end of the snafu. I was looking at meat, picked a packet and turned around to put it in my cart and what do I see but my cart heading down the aisle. I followed and a nearby man caught her eye and got her stopped. We all had a good laugh, she was embarrassed and I told her stuff happens, don't worry about it. The man you encountered must have been having a bad day.

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    1. He was either having a bad day or else he's just a grouchy old thing. I don't think I've ever had my own cart mistaken for someone else's but it's quite possible I have.

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  3. That is one dapper Gentleman Caller! Your Caladium leaf is lovely..and Francis the fish will be also! And shame on that man at grocery store for being so snippy in regards to the inadvertent cart swap! That has happened to me many times over the years...and probably to everyone else here and not one time has that error been met with anything other than joint confusion? or laughter and good conversation ensued. Shame on that man!
    Susan M.

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    1. He really is dapper, isn't he?
      Well, as Ceci said, he may have been in a bad mood and losing his cart was the straw on the camel's back. Who knows?

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  4. Great pottery going on there.

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    1. Oh. Thank you. I really am excited to see how the leaf comes out.

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  5. Your lemon bars made me want lemon bars so I just printed out the recipe from The Pioneer Woman. I need them like a hole in the head but who cares:)

    And that man with the cart, shame on him. You could have just left his cart someplace else and he would have been none the wiser. I'm off to watch "The Bear" now.

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    1. I added chopped almond slices to my bars. I mean- almonds and lemons? Oh yes. Please.
      The man with the cart was just not a happy man, I think.
      Yay for The Bear! I'm so close to the end I'm watching it very, very slowly.

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  6. He is. adorable. He blushed when I read out your words this evening. I don't think he could be anything BUT a law professor. even if he tried.

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    1. Isn't he? I swear, he could get get a side-hustle going, being a male model.
      I love that he blushed.

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  7. The cart swap is so easy to do. The guy you did it to needs to lighten up. Shit happens. An innocent mistake and you returned his cart. What a jerk. Not at all spiffy, I’d bet. And, yes, Gentleman Caller does look spiffy. AND sartorial. The beauty berry color is unreal.

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    1. No. Grocery Store Cart Man was not in the least spiffy in my opinion. I, of course, was.
      Haha!
      Why is that men so often become more good looking as they age? I am asking YOU because you're one of them.
      I think that beauty berry color is truly one of the best colors.

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    2. Are you familiar with the Broadway musical “I Do. I Do.”?

      As a child, I learned from it that “It’s a well-known fact that a man gets more attractive the older that he grows... Men of forty go to town. Women go to pot.”

      I don’t believe it for a minute, but it IS a well-known fact.

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  8. And yet the beauty berries are still beautifully purple. I am glad the cart shuffle got sorted peacefully. GM does indeed look Spiffy, the pink coat and tie suit him nicely too. Francis with an "i" is a male name, your fish would be Frances with an "e". I love that Francis/Frances has lips. Is the leaf platter gigantic or is the other fish very small. I am very much looking forward to hopefully seeing Jessie's dragon pot. I love dragons.

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    1. Yes. The beauty berries we do have are still the same wonderful color.
      I had no idea that the name "Francis" is male and that the female version is "Frances." I don't think I'ever known anyone named either. But hey! I have a cat named Maurice who is a female so...
      Besides, my fish can't read so she doesn't care.
      The leaf platter is pretty big and the fishy is pretty small. My original idea was to make a small school of them to hang on a wall.
      Dragons are cool.

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    2. It has just occurred to me that perhaps Francis/Frances is gender fluid. This would be appropriate. Some fish actually change genders at certain points in their lives. https://www.bbcearth.com/news/fish-are-the-sex-switching-masters-of-the-animal-kingdom

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  9. That pottery is so nice and the fish promises to be too. Long days can be challenging. Your birthday treats sound delicious.

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    1. Well, I always hope for the best when it comes to the pottery thing.
      I do believe the birthday treats were appreciated and enjoyed.

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  10. And here I am just focusing on those beautiful red walls in that room! Weird eh?

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    1. Seriously, Bev? Seriously?
      But you're right. The color of the walls is gorgeous.

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  11. The Gentleman Caller does look spiffy and dapper, too!
    The cart guy just needs to calm down. That happens all of the time at the grocery store.
    Sounds like a fun day at pottery!

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    1. "Dapper" is an excellent descriptive word to use in this case.
      Cart Guy may have been in a hurry. Who knows?
      Pottery was fun.

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  12. Loving your pottery creations! Hope Frances comes out just the way your imagine, or better! Yes, I've noticed how the conversations, even the energy level, in a room full of women changes when a man enters. But your friend's friend is certainly dapper!

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    1. Yes! It's the energy level! Not everyone speaks to Gentleman Caller but the energy certainly changes. I think he probably gets a little boost from that, even if he doesn't realize it's happening. And he may not!

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  13. Some people take things far too seriously. The guy needs to relax; it's only a grocery cart.
    Your new pottery pieces look great.
    Lizzie has chosen well. Her man has style, grace and a great smile. No wonder that everyone enjoys his visits to the pottery class.

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    1. And of course Gentleman Caller is very intelligent. I mean, he's a law professor. Lizzie is attracted to intelligent men and they to her, I think. Her first husband was a rather famous philosopher. I wish I'd known him too.

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  14. Our beautyberries haven't even ripened. They're like dry little green/purple granules attached to the plant. I'll try to remember to take a picture. I'm not sure we'll get any this fall.

    Francis is a fine-looking fish! And the Gentleman Caller™ seems like quite a character. (In a good way!)

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    1. I bet yours will be like ours- a smaller, less impressive number of them but some, hopefully, will still ripen.
      I think that GC is indeed a character. And yes, in a good way.

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  15. Still no rain here. The storm that came ashore Tuesday? was too far east for us to get any rain. I tried to get into the wrong Camry once. It was parked right next to mine. Oops. Can't wait to see how the caladium leaf comes out.

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    1. I've tried to get into the wrong car before myself! Now THAT embarrasses the hell out of me.
      Dammit. Will we ever get rain?

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  16. If your ceramic fish is indeed female then she must be a Frances with an "e" and not like Saint Francis with an "i". Of course my only daughter's name is Frances and many times she has had to address that common spelling problem.

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    1. Remember this is a household with a female cat named Maurice..

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    2. YES! And perhaps Francis/Frances is gender-fluid which would be perfectly appropriate in so many ways.

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  17. there was a bit O' rain here, not enough so we must go out and water a few things. Your fish is a cutie and the "boyfriend" is a DISH! Love the colors in that photo!

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