Well, don't say I didn't decorate this year because obviously I have. I even had to buy AA batteries to fuel the lights on the tree and I went out of my way to get the lights themselves at the Walgreens which had them on sale for $3.50 a string.
Ho-motherfucking-ho.
Today was almost as good as yesterday was bad. First off, Owen got out of school early because of exams and he offered to pick up his mama to go to lunch and asked her to invite anyone who could come. That turned out to be Jessie and me and we had such a good time. Well, Jessie and Lily and I did. Owen probably not as much. The poor kid had to listen to us cackling like hens over our Pho as we discussed various things that sixteen-year old boys do not necessarily want to hear but he's used to it. We are not your typical family. He's such a good boy to tolerate us.
Here are the after pictures.
That Moon gene is a powerful thing, isn't it?
Lily likes to get pictures of Owen and me because I make him look so very tall. As if he actually wasn't.
I just love to smoosh up next to Owen. He makes me feel so loved.
I just love to smoosh up next to Owen. He makes me feel so loved.
I went to Costco after that to get Maggie's Christmas present and at this point, I have almost finished the gift shopping except that I have nothing yet for Glen. What in the world do you give a man who literally buys everything he might want himself? A new paint roller? A box of shotgun shells? Hearing aids?
Oh yeah. We already got those.
I'll probably do what I always do which is to go to Bass Pro Shop and get him some things that he can take back and exchange for the things he really wants.
I'll probably do what I always do which is to go to Bass Pro Shop and get him some things that he can take back and exchange for the things he really wants.
But I feel so very good, having gotten the children's and grandchildren's gifts taken care of although there is still the wrapping to do and I am just the worst wrapper. I take no joy or pride in it. Are you shocked? I actually paid two dollars apiece to the WhirleyPop company to have those things wrapped. I guess Glen's getting the one I bought for us as a present. Does that count? Sure. He's the one who eats all the popcorn.
After Costco...off to the bank. Ms. Cynthia helped me and she got 'er done. At least in theory. I believe her. It was so confusing but she just powered through it all, telling those people on the other end of the phone line what was what and she knew all the right words and codes and EVERYTHING! Of course I felt like an ass, not even being able to find my credit union's app on my own phone. I needed that for purposes I do not need to mention here but she found the app on my own phone and then I went to open it and of course I had no idea what my password is and then I found it but by that time, we were way past that and TA-DAH! it was done.
I thanked her fifty times and wished her the happiest, merriest, most love-filled, holy Christmas ever and got in my car and drove away.
Here are the hives I developed as I sat on the other side of her desk, not being able to find an app on my own phone.
After Costco...off to the bank. Ms. Cynthia helped me and she got 'er done. At least in theory. I believe her. It was so confusing but she just powered through it all, telling those people on the other end of the phone line what was what and she knew all the right words and codes and EVERYTHING! Of course I felt like an ass, not even being able to find my credit union's app on my own phone. I needed that for purposes I do not need to mention here but she found the app on my own phone and then I went to open it and of course I had no idea what my password is and then I found it but by that time, we were way past that and TA-DAH! it was done.
I thanked her fifty times and wished her the happiest, merriest, most love-filled, holy Christmas ever and got in my car and drove away.
Here are the hives I developed as I sat on the other side of her desk, not being able to find an app on my own phone.
Eh. I get those all the time. These disappeared quickly.
And now I'm home and I am going to cook some tofu although I'm not sure what I'm going to cook with it. Cabbage, I think, because I have some of that. I'm pretty excited.
But of course, the big news of today is that it is Keith Richards 82nd birthday and as I said, the other day, the 42nd anniversary of his marriage to Patti Hansen.
But of course, the big news of today is that it is Keith Richards 82nd birthday and as I said, the other day, the 42nd anniversary of his marriage to Patti Hansen.
For any of you who have no idea why I am so enamored with Keith Richards, I won't even try to explain. I have written so many posts about this strange and true obsession but here, I think, is the very beginning of how it happened. It all started fifteen years ago when I bought Keith's memoir, Life, and although perhaps the embers have cooled a tiny bit, the fire is still strong within me.
Go ahead, roll those eyes. I do not care.
There are days when the most positive thing I can think of is that Keith Richards is still alive and still playing guitar and is still there for his wife, his children, his grandchildren and that he has never given up.
No matter how bad it got for him, he held on to his guitar, his music, his band, his mates.
And there has never been another like him and there never will be.
Go ahead, roll those eyes. I do not care.
There are days when the most positive thing I can think of is that Keith Richards is still alive and still playing guitar and is still there for his wife, his children, his grandchildren and that he has never given up.
No matter how bad it got for him, he held on to his guitar, his music, his band, his mates.
And there has never been another like him and there never will be.
There are rumors going around on the internet about Keith's health but I am not going to address them. Partially because rumors are just that- rumors, and partially because the man has defied death too many times to count, and mostly because as I told Lily once when she asked me how I'd be if he died, I will not be okay.
He just played at a benefit to raise funds for research on Frontotemporal Degeneration and that is reassuring.
Anyway, here's a video the Stones posted at least eleven years ago on Keith's birthday and I'll never not love it.
Anyway, here's a video the Stones posted at least eleven years ago on Keith's birthday and I'll never not love it.
Happy birthday, Keith Richards.
Gold rings on ya. And whatever combination of genes and love and music and magic you have used to stay here with us, keep on using it as long as you can.
Love...Ms. Moon





Happy Birthday to your Totem Keith...always the looker! I thought of him this morning, thanks to you! LOL! And look at YOU rocking those Levi's and your red purse! You ARE rocking it and look wonderfully small period...let alone standing next your Owen!
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I believe that picture may be misleading. I don't think I'm really that small. It's just that Owen is a giant. Our darling young giant.
DeleteI love that photo of you and Owen, and your red purse. You look good and you look happy. I'm glad you got things sorted out with the bank, I'm the same way with my phone and I am not using a QR code to look at a fucking menu.
ReplyDeleteWe had a helluva storm today and in the middle of it I had to drive to the other side of town to get some documents for Katie notarized. They're done and I survived the drive.
Have a lovely day Mary.
I was very happy at that moment. Owen just makes me feel that way. He's been my first grandchild teacher.
DeleteAnd no- I'm not looking at a fucking QR code to look at a menu either. What's even the point of that?
I am so glad you survived not only the drive but the having to deal with paperwork. Sending hugs.
I have to go back and see the red purse. I'm not purse conscious but I can be cued in.
ReplyDeleteYou do look diminutive in that picture!
Because I'm standing next to a GIANT. I love that red purse and am so glad I'm finally using it again after many years.
DeleteWhat Boud said- you are teeny tiny! I love your levis and If I could ever wear those things again I would - 501's. Keithmas is celebratory - 82 years of awesome!
ReplyDeleteAnd I got it wrong- Keithmas is the 18th. Today, as I write this. Yesterday was a day early. Jeez.
DeleteI would NEVER EVER judge you for your Keith Richards obsession, Ms Moon. Who am I to cast the first stone? After all, I'm fixated on Captain America/Winter Soldier gay romance fanfiction. At least you're fascinated by a REAL PERSON, lol.
ReplyDeleteWe all need our whatever-it-is to think about and cherish, don't we?
DeleteThere's a lot of "life-been-lived" in Keith Richards face and I'd take that over any of the "pretty boy" bands.
ReplyDeleteYour tree looks lovely and so do you in your jeans and that very pretty top. I think Owen is learning a lot about women by listening to all of you at lunches etc and when he marries and has daughters he will know how to deal with stuff.
Keith has lived at least ten lives, compared to most others. And yes, every one of them shows up on his face.
DeleteThat poor little tree! But it's rather sweet. Lis gave me that velvet blouse. She is the queen of velvet-finding.
I agree with you about Owen. I believe that he will be far better prepared that most to live and love women. And let us not forget- he has Maggie, Lauren, another grandmother, and Aunt May too.
Your two family photos are wonderful. Jessie, Lily, and Own together just looks like three beautiful people of average height. Then, you and Owen together puts it in perspective. However, you are beautiful! I get itchies from stress, too, but nothing like that. Ouch!
ReplyDeleteThat photo of you and Owen is such a happy photo! Those hives look horrible, and I get the whole phone thing. When I was in NYC last winter visiting my kids, they had to help me order an uber. I had downloaded the app, but I was helpless. They saved the day.
ReplyDeleteSo glad the bank thing has been resolved. Loved seeing you and your family...such bliss together! Keith somehow isn't top of my rock and roll idols, but I sure understand your obsession. Obsess away my dear. I have some hard rock and some Christian rock relations...we all have our different strokes!
ReplyDeleteGosh, Owen is such a nice guy! You are sure looking cute and petite and I love your red purse in that photo.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday to Keith!
Happy Keithmas! I must say it has occurred to me to wonder how you will fare when the Rolling Stones inevitably shuffle off this mortal coil, but I don't see that happening anytime soon, do you?
ReplyDeleteRe. gifts, I usually have the same problem with Dave. But this year, amazingly, I had the perfect gift in mind for him and I got it and I think he will love it. It makes me not loathe Christmas gift-giving as much as I normally do.
Who is that cute wee lassie with Owen? Did he meet her in high school? Maybe I should not say this but to use a common Floridian expression, "ho-motherfucking-ho", I will say it anyway - the weight loss reduction process has really benefited your body shape! Next time Glen goes hunting in Canada you should expect a gentleman caller with an English accent - well Yorkshire, specifically.
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