Here we have a lovely yellow bowl with orange Jello in it. I have also made a bowl of yellow Jello. I wonder why Donovan did not use those two words together in his classic song, "Mellow Yellow."
Wasted opportunity if you ask me.
So I made the Jello because I want my supplies ready for tomorrow. So yeah. Two bowls of Jello are my supplies. Also some Better Than Bouillon (and by the way, it is better than bouillon) and I suppose that's what I'll be "eating."
I've continued to make the mistake of googling the proper way to prepare for a colonoscopy as applies to just exactly how long you have to fast before your procedure. I mean, mine is scheduled for 3:30 on Monday afternoon and it would seem to me that if I ate a light breakfast tomorrow and then fasted and did the prep, all would be well. Hell, the directions on the prep solutions say you can have breakfast on the day before.
So who knows?
I had an epiphany a few days ago. And no, this has nothing to do with any of the things I just discussed above. This has to do with the job of a fiction writer and perhaps it's obvious to everyone on earth but I have just come to the realization that a good writer of fiction has more in common with playwrights, screen-writers, directors, stage builders, prop managers, costume directors, lighting directors, and actors than I'd ever imagined. I was listening to an audio book and the character who was center stage at that moment, so to speak, was doing some sort of "business." In acting, "business" is what an actor does that may not relate to the dialogue or plot and is not spoken, but acted out in the physical realm. This may or may not have been written into the script. Often not. But it's the little things an actor can do to make their character more realistic, more understandable. For example- I was in a play once where I had at least five different roles. I can't remember exactly how many but a lot and each role had a different costume and different mannerisms and different accents or voices. In one of my roles in that play, I let my character do some weird sort of standing yoga poses as she was speaking because I wanted her to appear to be all new-agey and so forth. Those yoga poses were a bit of business and the audience got it.
So back to a book. The author gives their characters business too. A character may take off her glasses and wipe them clean or chop some onions or bend down to take a child's hand or look off to the distance while telling a story or- you get the picture.
And of course the author has written the story, created the plot, taken the characters through it with an Act I and a last act, too. And she has also directed the story, blocked the action on the stage with what happens when and where. She describes what the character may be wearing which can tell you a lot about a person. She gives information on how the character moves and speaks. She sets the stage by describing rooms and the weather and the landscape. She introduces props. Perhaps a knife, a gun, a bottle of poison. Or, alternately, a diamond ring, a vase of roses, a feather bed, a pot of stew.
Yes. This is so obvious. But for some damn reason, when all of this came together in my head, listening to that book (The Searcher by Tana French), the reality of what makes a good author who writes a good story is a miraculous sort of confluence of details and actions and personalities and plot and often surprises. A good author, one who keeps us interested and reading, is a magician who has created an entire world that we can not only imagine but can almost...actually...see.
For me, this is one of the most amazing miracles of human achievement, right up there with those who write and make the music which is another thing created out of thin air and which can affect us so very deeply, as Keith Richards said. There are no materials to work with like paints or fibers or clay or marble. There is just whatever it is floating about the ether that a very few can capture and turn into art.
Oh, there is so much more I could say about this and why we each have our favorite authors, our favorite genres, our go-to books that we can depend on to soothe or further enlighten us or just always make us happy. The books we can reread over and over and get something new from with each reading.
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And now, to bring us back to earth:
I bet I'm going to be a Bitchy Bitch McBitch tomorrow when I write my post, having gone a full day with nothing to eat but Jello and broth. Please remind me that at least I will not have to floss my teeth.
Off I go to make some macaroni and cheese.
Love...Ms. Moon
I will only speak to the food..... broth and jello are not on par with your normal meals.... obviously not an entirely welcomed venture.... but a needed one. I will hope for good outcome of your procedure Monday and then....back to baking bread and cooking your awesome meals!
ReplyDeleteSusan M
Best of luck and yes, authors and other creatives have a lot in common. Mercy is worried by the interactive toy but she likes stalking.
ReplyDeleteInteresting reflections on the writing of fiction. I completed a four year degree in English Literature but it never addressed the creative process and the magical way in which techniques gel together. For most writers it is, I believe, an instinctive process - not really mechanical but of course there is planning and drafting and polishing too. Once, I thought I would become a writer but maybe I didn't want it enough. Now it is almost certainly too late.
ReplyDeleteAll the arts are one.
ReplyDeleteI remember handsome son figuring out what to "eat" before his procedure. Not fun, any of it. But you'll soon have the whole event done, done!
Did you flounce off when you went to have your mac and cheese? I can see your flouncing:)
ReplyDeleteJello. I can't remember the last time I ate jello. Maybe forty plus years ago.
I find some writers write so clearly, that I can see everything in my mind's eye, while others, there's nothing, or very little. I prefer lots of info to help paint a better picture in my head. Some writers just grab me and others, it's just painful to read and I usually give up.
Have a lovely day tomorrow, or should I say a shitty day? Sending hugs.
An author that paints a picture with words and spurs deep emotion works best for me. Anything less leaves me cold.
ReplyDeleteThe prep seems different depending on the gastroenterologist. The hardest prep for me was a low fiber diet for 2 weeks prior, then the Jello and broth, followed by the drink from Hell.
You'll be glad to get this over and done...
Floss your teeth anyway, just for a bit of normalcy in the day. I don't see any point to googling instructions when the prep information sheets tell you exactly what to do.
ReplyDeleteI have many favourite books and authors that I can read over and over and get something different each time. You may not count yourself as a writer but you certainly keep me reading and coming back for more. I do a little writing myself, I have a short story or part of one on my blog each Friday , following a "Words for Wednesday" challenge (meme) where a list of words is provided and those who wish to participate write something using those words. I don't have much of a following, but I enjoy the challenge.
the one thing I hated the most about the whole colonoscopy process was being disappointed for not weighing less after all that prep activity..... xxalainaxx
ReplyDeleteI loved "Yellow Jello" as a possible Donovan lyric! So funny. I like Tana French but I haven't yet read "The Searcher." The thing that made me realize I am not a fiction writer is exactly what you describe -- the ability to imagine and relate an entire world, down to the tiniest, most believable details. It's a skill I do not have.
ReplyDeleteOh, and on the colonoscopy prep, just follow the instructions. That's my advice. No outside Googling needed. :)
DeleteMy mother and SG’s mother had that same mixing bowl. SG’s mother I’m sure used it to mix mellow yellow Jell-O. (And I’ll never hear that song in the same way again.) You describe fiction writing and so much creativity perfectly. It’s a gift not to be taken for granted. You don’t have to floss tomorrow!!!
ReplyDeleteFor those of us who were blessed with a love of reading, I feel a good author allows your own imagination to fill in the blanks. If I have a book in hand I don't care how long I have to wait somewhere, it's just more reading time. Good luck tomorrow. You'll be all done by this tomorrow!
ReplyDeleteGood luck (for prep and the test)!!
ReplyDeleteI'm content to just send my poop off. well, content may not be the accurate feeling but I do it. so far, as there has been no colon cancer in my family and my poop looks good once a year, my doctor has not insisted on a colonoscopy. that is something I just want to avoid as long as possible. not because of the procedure so much as the fucking prep.
ReplyDeleteanyway, I'm a reader, always have a book going but the one I'm reading now is kind of a tough go. different writing style and hard to follow at first, therefore hard to get into but it seems to be getting easier as I go.
I just figured the less I put in my body on prep day, the less I would have to poop out so I didn't mind the light eating. It will be all done soon, Mary. Good luck!
ReplyDeleteThe Hunter (sort of part 2 to The Searcher) is a must. It took me a while to get into it and I struggled with the put-on Oirish accents but - sigh - this is what the world seemingly expects. But in the end it becomes quite gripping.
ReplyDeleteGood luck with the prep and so on. I always find the day after is the worst.