So. Here's a fun story!
You see this lovely, sweet kitty cat?
Such a pretty little tiger. She even came in to sleep with me last night.
Again, about 3 a.m. whereupon she scratched and scratched the bed and meowed to let me know she was there and finally she settled down, snugged up beside me and I got back to sleep. She was still there when I woke up.
Again, about 3 a.m. whereupon she scratched and scratched the bed and meowed to let me know she was there and finally she settled down, snugged up beside me and I got back to sleep. She was still there when I woke up.
And when I had attended to my morning routine and gotten dressed, I headed towards the kitchen to get my coffee and there, in the hallway, I spied something that I could not identify. It was long. Slim. But not too slim. For a second, I thought perhaps it was one of the zinnias that I'd cut and put in a vase there on the floor but no, it was not and I realized that what I was looking at was some sort of rodent tail and it was at least six to seven inches long and there were also some other tender vittles lying beside it and when I say "tender vittles" I mean innards of the creature who had had its tail removed.
Oh, fuck me.
I really tried to tell myself that it had been a possum because do rats really have tails that long? but then I realized that yes, they certainly can! I just pray with all of my atheistic-ish heart Maurice caught that thing outside and brought it in because if I have things like that living in my house we have to move.
Oh, fuck me.
I really tried to tell myself that it had been a possum because do rats really have tails that long? but then I realized that yes, they certainly can! I just pray with all of my atheistic-ish heart Maurice caught that thing outside and brought it in because if I have things like that living in my house we have to move.
I found some more guts in the library as well as some furry part that had been on the outside of the rodent. I cleaned all that up and I survived because I am a crazy strong bitch but actually, no, I am not, there was just no one else to clean it up and I certainly was not going to be looking at that mess all day long.
Life in Lloyd. TOO MUCH NATURE!
I am now assuming that it is not only cats that Maurice fights with who mess her face up. Hell, she's probably out wrestling bears at night too. I don't know. I just know that every time I hear her scratching on my bed at 3 o'clock in the morning I'll be envisioning her cleaning guts and blood off her claws.
I worked outside some this afternoon and realized, as I walked past the tea olive that it is blooming again. The fragrance of a tea olive is absolutely one of the most enchanting things I know. Somehow, it's also one of the most feminine fragrances I know. It smells of fancy face powder like Edith Piaf might have worn, and apricots and peaches and something I cannot identify. It's at once ethereal and pungent. But sweetly so.
Mr. Moon will be home tomorrow night. I assume he's coming home. I know he's had the very best time with his guys. I can't even imagine. Actually, I try not to imagine. I am quite sure that a lot of meat cooked over a fire as well as brown liquor, are involved. Also hunting dogs and the...you know- hunting.
Sigh.
As I always say, I do not understand in the least why he loves this so much but I absolutely understand that he does and since it's part of who he is, I have to respect that he needs to go on these trips.
In my own way, of course.
Sigh.
As I always say, I do not understand in the least why he loves this so much but I absolutely understand that he does and since it's part of who he is, I have to respect that he needs to go on these trips.
In my own way, of course.
I played a little more piano today but it made me so sad. I'm just so bad at it. And yet, even in my sadness, I was glad I was doing it.
For some reason, the phrase, Laughing and crying, you know it's the same release, from Joni Mitchell's song "People's Parties" is in my head. So. Here. You can listen to it if you want. Don't bother if you don't.
Talk about ethereal...
Love...Ms. Moon
I salute you for getting rid of that dead creature and its parts! Not a very pleasant thing to find in the morning, or ever! As for wildlife, we’ve had a tiny black rat snake hanging out outside our house for a couple of months now.. it does nothing! And it’s too small to eat any of the nuisance chipmunks that eat my veggies..! I’ve no idea what to do about it!? And about your piano playing.. just enjoy it! I always wanted to play the piano, but I’m sure I’m much worse at it than you!
ReplyDeleteHave a good evening.. xo, Rigmor
Oh, I seriously doubt you are worse than I am at the piano. I'm playing the same songs I played sixty years ago and I still make the same mistakes.
DeleteA little house snake isn't a bad thing but it would freak me out to see one.
Christ on a bicycle! If I would have found that 'thing' on the floor I'd be grabbing my car keys and NOT coming back! I might be on the next plane out of the country. I worked in ER, ICU and did a ton of postmortem care,
ReplyDeletebut that kind of stuff sends me reeling! I respect and admire you for being able to not leave Florida and especially clean it up! Glad Mr. Moon is having a great time. Your flowers are always a delight.
Paranormal John
I can just see you on your way to the airport in an Uber googling, "Countries without rats." Ha!
DeleteI do not like it either but honestly, between the shit-in-the box test and rodent innards, I think I can handle the innards better. Isn't that weird?
Cat do love to give us gifts. Bagheera has tried four times this summer to give me the gift of death. She shows up at the kitchen door, staring through the window with little feet hanging out of her mouth. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteThose pine cone lilies remind me of candles. They're quite pretty.
Safe journey to Mr. Moon.
Oh. yes! I have seen those little feet dangling from a cat's mouth. And the cat is always so proud and we humans are always screaming at them.
DeleteThe pine cone lilies do sort of look like candles!
Glen's back in Tallahassee!
Honestly, Mary, if I awoke to find the parts left in your house from whatever battle had been fought and clearly won, I would … just … die. You are a brave bad crazy strong bitch for sure. *Shuddering* in terror and awe.
ReplyDeleteYou would not die. You might swoon for a second, you might even gag, but you'd clean it up if that was the only option. I know this to be true. You are a strong, bad bitch too!
DeleteThis is where you rethink the idea that we have in any way domesticated the cat. We've given them a comfy place to disembowel their prey, more like.
ReplyDeleteExactly! From what I've read, cats are not domesticated in the least. We humans have just learned to accept them in our houses. And our hearts too, dammit.
DeleteWe had a saying in the house, "Whoever finds it cleans it up." It mostly referred to cat barf, but sometimes involved flesh and gore. You need Mr. Moon home, soon.
ReplyDeleteHe'll be home within the hour!
DeleteMaurice is a real huntress. You are very strong/brave to be able to deal with the body parts clean-up. Maurice has a strong instinct for hunting and providing gifts. I suspect, nothing would dare come into your home with Maurice on guard.
ReplyDeleteHunting for some is a great source of enjoyment. I suspect Mr. Moon will come home with a good bounty.
Maurice is a very good huntress. This is the truth. And I think that even in the big cats, the females are the main hunters.
DeleteMr. Moon doesn't bring home ducks from Canada. They give them to...someone? Who lives there.
There are duck hunters on a field just south of us the last morning or two. Pop pop pop pop poppoppoppop
DeleteApparently they aren't as close as they sound. But I am reminded to wear red when I go outside during moose-hunting season. And every hunting season maybe.
Does he come to Saskatchewan? I don't understand wanting to put oneself through the wee hours of the morning cold and dark like they do. It must be all about the camaraderie of shared goals.
Yikes. Oh Yikes. I am so glad that my cat does not have the ability to drag his kill inside.
ReplyDeleteOf course I also have a possum family in the room off the mudroom, so I'm not sure that is any better.
There is an abundance of nature here as well.
Those pinecone lilies fascinate me. I've never seen anything like them. We don't have that kind of nature here, as far as I know anyway.
As you know, we have many forms of nature here. Some pretty, some not so much.
DeleteIf I tried to keep Maurice inside at this point in her life, she'd probably kill and disembowel me.
have had many rat *tales* (not TAILS) of late here......and we don't have a cat, but many traps set. Say no more...plenty of gore and severed heads to deal with. Glad Mr Moon will be home soon.....and loved that Joni song..haven't heard it in years and yes, laughing and crying just while listening. Thank you for that!
ReplyDeleteSusan M
At least Maurice seems eat most of the heads. She does not like intestines.
DeleteIsn't that a great song?
Look on the bright side, she didn't put it on your pillow. :)
ReplyDeleteYou have no idea how grateful I am about that.
DeleteYou are lucky to have such a cat protecting you. She is earning her keep.
ReplyDeleteShe is. She is a warrior cat.
DeleteMaurice is a good guardian. I'm sorry about the rat mess.
ReplyDeleteShe does seem to want to make sure I know she can hunt for the both of us.
DeleteIf only there was some way that cats could learn their people do not want to see the evidence of their hunting skills. My Lola is an inside girl so I never have to see any of that. Your garden looks lovely, those pinecone lilies are beautiful.
ReplyDeleteAren't the lilies so pretty? I just love that shade of red. I mean, it is RED!
DeleteI once had to fish three dead baby woodchucks out of the pool filter. I’m not a crazy strong bitch either. SG was traveling on business. But it turns out I’m stronger than he is.
ReplyDeleteOh, this song! One of my all-time favorites and often plays in my head when I’m feeling some melancholy and thinking about laughing it all away. Ya know it’s the same release.
Oh, yuck. Gross. How about this one- one time a very elderly, blind dog died by suicide in our pool. I am not kidding you. Of course some think that he just blindly wandered into it and drowned but I'm pretty sure he chose to just get on with it. And it wasn't our dog! I don't remember who fished the poor old thing out. It may have been me.
DeleteWe seem to have extremely similar tastes in music.
I've always thought that's one of Joni Mitchell's best lines -- and that's saying something. I quote it all the time.
ReplyDeleteI guess it's better to have a dead rat around than a live one. You can thank Maurice for that! LOL
By the way, I just found the backstory of that song and specifically that line. I think I'd heard this story before but then forgotten it. Ah, the wonders of the Internet!
Deletehttps://www.papermag.com/hollyweird-joni-mitchell#rebelltitem4
Yes- I had just read that story! Jack Nicholson would not make a very good boyfriend, I think.
DeleteBut it's a terrific line.
Cat does not bring me presents, so far anyway, and thank all the powers that be for that. I do wish she would take care of the occasional mouse instead of me having to resort to traps. she tried her best to get a leopard frog the other day. she stalked around the old turtle pond for an hour trying to scare it up again.
ReplyDeletethe roots you sent me for the cone lilies are very slowly multiplying but I only got three cones this year.
Cat probably doesn't feel the need to hunt. Maurice, on the other hand, is obviously as genetically wired as my husband to hunt. She was probably stalking the frog because she knew she couldn't get it but it satisfied her to pretend she might.
DeleteWell, watch out with those pine cone lilies. Eventually they might take over. I wish I did not know this from experience.