Thursday, November 2, 2017

Local News Plus Gossip

Strangest walk ever. Except maybe for the time the sheriffs were hunting for a criminal and advised me to turn around and go home.

Took the sidewalk for a shorter walk because I have so very much to do today and had to duck behind an old broken down house to pee and accidentally walked through a web and the spider, a golden orb weaver, got on my own personal body and I thought I brushed her off.
I continued with my walk and found another beautiful blooming thing that I have no idea how to identify.


I snapped off a piece and brought it home and then continued on to the post office where many packages awaited me. Beautiful! I was toting them home when a guy stopped me and we had a very long conversation about people who used to live in Lloyd, etc., and that was fine except that I was carrying a big box and also, sort of in a hurry. 

Finally got home, felt something on my neck and realized that the spider had been traveling with me for about 45 minutes. 


She was fine and I was fine but I'm sure she is quite disconcerted. 
One minute she's chillin' in her web and the next thing she knows, she's a mile away from home on a porch floor. 
I put her outside in hopes that she'll relocate without too much trauma. 

Okay! That's all. It's a beautiful day and I'm about to hang sheets on the line and do about a million other things and I have no complaints. 

Also? Mick Jagger, who is 74, is allegedly dating a 23-year old. 
Guess he broke up with his ballerina baby-mama. 
Of course this could all be laptop gossip but we are talking about Mick Jagger here so who knows?

Much love...Ms. Moon

9 comments:

  1. That is wild! In all the times I've walked into the web of a golden orb weaver (or, as we used to call them, a banana spider) I NEVER got one on me. They usually get out of that web really fast when something big hits it. Poor confused spider!

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    1. Well, I broke through her web right where she was. For a few seconds she was on my belly but I really thought I'd gotten her off of me. I do feel sorry for the spider.

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  2. GAH. You're so calm about it.

    I dunno about Mick. Maybe he's a little more than just human, hmm? Bit of Pan or something in there.

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    1. I think I have to agree with you. And even if the man is 74 years old, he's probably more fit than 99% of the men on earth of any age. So there is that. And hell- the girl has a college degree. I don't think anyone's forcing her to spend time with him.

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  3. the beautiful red flower on your walk......is it fuzzy? Could it be a Kangaroo Paw? You are on baby watch.......and I am too! I think this is the 4th of your grands I've been on watch for . ;-)
    Susan M

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  4. I don't care who Mick Jagger is, 74 dating a 23 year old? Have some dignity Mick. doesn't say much that he still prefers bubbleheads to smart capable mature women.

    I saw that picture. Have you tried uploading it to google's photo image function?

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    1. OK, I see she has a degree but nowadays that doesn't really mean anything.

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